Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Big Dick Gayporn is some of the best content Pat has ever produced. Adding Jackie Singh to the mix has been everything we could ever ask for. They're like two halves of the Demon Core, chain-reacting out of control by their continued interaction. Except instead of Gamma radiation that will melt your skin off, it's waves of stupidity that will launch your ribs into outer space.
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Has @A Sunset done a Patrick drawing? Could've sworn he has but I can't find it quickly.
 
Does Fatrick have a mental disorder or something? That's the only way I I could accept his line of reasoning. Yes Fat, an ice cream truck driving, mafioso is after you. Your hard-hitting sci-fi novels has pissed off the wrong people. You better sleep with one eye open, and be extra alert when you hear the jingle of an ice cream truck, Richard Prongay is out for your blood, Fatrick.
He must have been a huge Norm MacDonald fan.
This level of retardation feels like something straight out of CWCs Clyde Cash era, and I'm absolutely here for it.
It took more effort to fool Chris, a literal retard, than it takes to fool the pig man, who will believe anything.
 
Is he in the throes of some kind of weeks long booze and amphetamines binge?

This is the kind of “drunk himself sober” not slept for a day or three, semi tripping, paranoid, kind of delirium.
It’s not just a had a few too many and burbling nonsense point, it’s a passed through the looking glass and chasing the rabbit point.

It wouldn’t be surprising if that similar benders occurred around the other times he has been documented crazy.
 
Okay so according to Piggy/Fat Jax, Boomia’s real name is a euphemism for Dick Gayporn? And I assume adding the “Jnr” implies CP? I’m embarrassed that when I first saw piggy wonking on about this I did a search and came across that icecream man article and got confused. Dude is so unlucky, he has murderous cops, the son of a federal judge, and now literal mafioso after him.
Can’t wait for him to out one of the pests as the infamous terrorist Mustafa Khunt.
 
I am so sorry for taking a break on Fatrick.
His mind is shattered. His buck thoroughly broken. A goblin pajeet helping him to act out like this was something I never would have expected to happen in a million years.
Bravo to the OnA pests who wrote this. The fat fuck actually thinks he's noteworthy enough to be stalked by the son of a mobster. Unbelievable. Amazing.
 
I am seriously starting to think he might be having a psychotic break, and fat jax is cheering and prodding him on, all the way to the loonie bin.
The humiliation of being forced to either pay Quasi or face the clink, and the media tour backfiring with Pretend podcast talking to Dan without his permission, has broken him. Snax is providing him with the only copium he has left, no matter how divorced from reality it is.
 
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