I was skeptical and I very much still hate the addition of Salah to my stories, but dear god this man is an incredibly retarded embarrassment, and god help me, it's pretty funny. He's willing to be seen escorting his morbidly obese bride onto a wee boat (which has probably burned to ashes now, RIP) and escorts this blob-monster throughout thailand's most ridiculous tourist traps without complaint.
This guy is fucking dumb, ugly, stupid, and a perfect match for Chantal. May they fatly and stuipdly wander the globe together until her fat heart explodes and he finds a new mommy to buy him exotic nuggies and stinky fruits which are "actually" and "too, too" good.
ETA: Just saw two seconds of her insufferable live. She's hideous, painted like a clown, and her way of determining time is based on food. It's "pre-breakfast time." Thanks bitch, I also tell time by when I'm going to eat next because I'm fulfilled and happy and my special needs husband shoots me in the face with a makeup gun before shoving my 500 lb ass into a small vehicle while he laughs and autistically counts his coins in 10 languages that he learned with his ABA teacher.