Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[The Cheese Aisle]

This fat faggot is so close to full blown schizo at this point:
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So a federal judge's son and a mafia hitman's son both have it out from some bitch-titted rube of no importance. His delusions of grandeur are getting up there with Chris chan.

"MR. SOFTEE"

 

[Poonocchio]

I'm pretty sure Pat has Korsakoff's at this point.

 

[Lord Xenu]

I'm pretty sure Pat has Korsakoff's at this point.

You might be onto something.

Korsakoff syndrome (KS)[1] is a disorder of the central nervous system characterized by amnesia, deficits in explicit memory, and confabulation. This neurological disorder is caused by a deficiency of thiamine (vitamin B1) in the brain, and it is typically associated with and exacerbated by the prolonged, excessive ingestion of alcohol.

 

[Opposite of a Winner]

Before 9/11 Fatrick will unearth an evil plan revealing Chinese involvement in assassinating him. The Chinese want to one up the Muslims in 9/11 by killing off the greatest most prestigious sci fi author known to mankind. There will be 4 assassins and they'll be using an airplane to try and kill him. I hope Fatrick finds out about this plan on time. The world wide troll economy or whatever has gone too far this time. Here are the names of the assassins:

 

[Kane Lives]

At the rate Fatrick is going, he's really going to do something schizo that actually lands him in real, palpable trouble. Probably involving him breaking into ice cream trucks to root out "Mr Prongay".

 

[W00K #17]

Patrick's Robert Pronge son theory/callout post might be one of the most insanely unhinged and retarded things I've ever seen posted on the internet. And he didn't recognize that the name was spelled incorrectly.

No proof of Robert Pronge the hitman existing as described by Richard Kuklinski exists.

If you have proof Robert Pronge was actually a real person and a hitman, and you can prove his family tree, you've made one of the biggest finds in true crime history.

I'm sure gullible Pat has that solid evidence though, and definitely isn't getting trolled.

Also lmao at Deputy Halloran from Boardwalk Empire being boomia. My God Pat, it's an actor from a gangster show. You're accusing an internet troll of being a mythical Mafia hitmans son, and they're using an avatar from a mob drama series.

How ignorant do you have to be to not think to yourself "well this is a bit much"?

Again and again. I almost feel bad for him.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

At the rate Fatrick is going, he's really going to do something schizo that actually lands him in real, palpable trouble. Probably involving him breaking into ice cream trucks to root out "Mr Prongay".

I can picture it now:
Local news in Milwaukee airs a story about an incident on Pat's block, the news anchor tells a short leading story about a local author in police custody after a violent outburst involving a firearm before cutting to shaky cell phone footage. A fatguy in bathrobe is running down the street center, chasing after an Ice-cream truck, PS90 in one hand, bottle of scotch in the other. The ice cream truck is going as fast as possible fleeing it as fatty stops to aim and let off 3 shots with his faggot PS90 meme-gun. He can be heard screaming "I know it's you! Prongay! I've always know it was you!" He runs a few more yards before gasping, bent over out of breath. Police immediately arrive and scream at him to "drop the gun!", he turns only to continue to scream at them between breaths, "It's him! -GASP-.... it's always been him!, it's him and the judge, and Nick! Nick Gures! they're trying to kill me! Can't you see?!" "the police continue to give orders to the belligerent fat man, finally shooting him in the gut with a less-lethal beanbag, he doubles over dropping the scotch and PS90. They all swarm on him and the Cell phone zooms in, it's Patrick, blood shot, sunken in dark eyes, he finally catches his breath and starts screaming again "You have to believe me! Nick Gures! Nick Gures! it's him and the judge and Prongay!" The footage cuts back to the news anchor who appologize for the language displayed before moving on to the next local story.

 

[Next Task]

Just to remind you all, Pat believes Boomia is  Robert Prongay Jr, not Richard. He could never believe Dick Gay Porn Jr was stalking him, only that Bob Gay Porn Jr is doing so.

I'm certain there's a Pest or Pests out there whose mind is currently blown, having gotten the faildox to Jackie, but thinking she'd realise they were joking when they put in his name - but no, she accepted it. They even probably linked the photo first and thought she'd at least reverse image search it - but no, super hacker Jackie didn't do anything as basic as that. She's likely too dumb to even pretend it was a work; with her other faildox she just stops the accusations and pretends they didn't happen, because like Pat she just cannot take the L.

Jackie and Pat are stuck in a delightful folie a deux. Must suck for Niki, having your husband share his craziness more with a random woman online than with the one he's dragged along to interviews about their stalkers. Maybe she's at her mother's place, leaving Pat's paranoia to fester on Xitter alone.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

"Robert 'Mr. Softee' Prongay, Sr, infamous mob-linked hitman who used to drive an ice cream truck"

...am i... am i asleep, and having a dream where i look at pat's thread? what the fuck is going on?

pat's second, browner wife has led him into the fucking twilight zone

Sounds like how pat would describe his father if he was in the mob.

 

[BaskingBarracuda]

It took more effort to fool Chris, a literal retard, than it takes to fool the pig man, who will believe anything.

Specifically he’ll believe anything if it makes him ‘win’. Clearly at some point his life peaked when he won an argument (probably online) and has been chasing that high ever since.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

Oh my.... Well, if his brain wasn't broken before, it certainly is now. I have seen thinking like this before and it was meth-psychosis. I knew a guy who also thought random people were after him, plotting to kill him and such, and it was because he had been doing meth for 2 weeks strait and cooked his brain. Does Nikki have a script for Adderal? Not even joking here, this kind of thinking can be the result of doing too much speed. It has already been said here, if he hears and Ice-cream truck, he just might start shooting.

12 months from now:

"Hey Patrick, remember the time you literally thought a federal judge and a mafia hit man were after you?"
"That never happened stalker, enjoy prison"
"But, you posted it here on twitter, 13 pages, here's the screenshot"
"No, stalker, that never happened or would happen"

All of these people are medicated in some way - whether it's adderall, SSRIs, benzos, etc.

 

[Something Awful]

Bob Prongay Sr. apparently threatened/attempted to kill his wife and child.



Now hear me out, is it possible that his son became a vigilante taking revenge on fat retards who do shit like that? What a twisted tale this is becoming.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Enjoy Hell, stlaker

 

[Broadside]

Btw guys, he needs his Twitter account to promote his books

Seriously imagine being a publisher and seeing this shit on a prospective author's timeline:

I don't know if I'm gonna enjoy the Psychotic break arc, Pat was funniest when his issues were rooted in reality.

 

[Poonocchio]

You might be onto something.

Exactly! The description of confabulation too;

Confabulation refers to the production or creation of false or erroneous memories without the intent to deceive, sometimes called "honest lying" [1]. Alternatively, confabulation is a falsification of memory by a person who, believes he or she is genuinely communicating truthful memories [2-4]

Maybe he really does believe he isn't fat and we are all stalker children and going to prison after all.

 

[Things Once Remembered]

I'm gonna cover my bases and inb4 Pat declares that he knew Mr. Faggotpants Prongay was fake all along and plays the "I was only pretending to be retarded" card.

I don't think its likely, but the man's stupidity knows no bounds lately. I hope he launches another doomed lolsuit against imaginary people.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

"It would seem very strange"

Maybe because your having a psychotic break? Maybe you are in a constant state of psychosis and narcissism? Maybe Jackie Singh is also unreliable mentally ill person, stroking you're fears, paranoia and psychosis? Maybe the reality you perceive is not real? Your self worth? Your importance? All just as fake as your paranoia? I mean the best part is I could write this 1,000 times, here, on twitter or some other forum and he'd never believe me.

Apparently Dan is already on Youtube screwing with Patrick's tenuous grip on reality.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2eXvITlgnY

 

[internet friend]

PRONGAY.
FUCKING PRONGAY!

 

[bile demon]

Nikki runs a ghost writer company, right?

She used to run a SEO-focused (lol, lmao even) writing company called Posts by Ghost before she got together with Fat but has since then switched careers thanks to her marriage providing her with new, exciting opportunities and is now the CEO of her second, better business, Toots by Spook.

pat's second, browner wife has led him into the fucking twilight zone

Jackie is the undisputed queen of patposting.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat is lying (shocker) about the deputy escort being for anyone’s protection but his.

The deputy escorted Pat out of the courtroom at approximately 10:05 (time taken from the metadata of the video of Pat being perp walked by the sheriff’s deputy). At that point the hearing had been over for several minutes, with all courtroom observers long gone, as everything had been agreed prior to Judge Sosnay appearing close to the scheduled hearing time.

There was literally nobody around who needed “protection” from Pat. Dan and BDA were hanging out in front of the courthouse by that time, nowhere near the parking lot Piggy needed to get to. Pat was scared, and asked for LEO protection in case Dan or BDA were lying in wait for him somewhere.

Pat was visibly shaking as the deputy led him down the hallway, slowly walking as if his Huggies were full of bone-flecked beast shits. The best way to describe the vibe, I’m told, was “Arrest with invisible cuffs.” Pat was a terrified, trembling mess.

TL;DR — Pat was utterly impotent, is utterly impotent, and will always be utterly impotent. But Pat will do as he is told and enrich Quasi, the consequences for his marriage, finances and reputation be damned. Pat has long been a laughingstock, both locally and online, but he just took things up a notch with this latest series of rolling, daily Ls.

The extralegal arc, if he has the courage to attempt it, should be a hoot. But with a mega-tard like Jackie Stokes AKA Jackie Singh as his investigative partner, the sky truly is the limit for lulz. The fact that these two assholes found each other reaffirms my faith in God and my certainty that He’s a Patposter.