- Joined
- Dec 18, 2022
ftfy, floppy face: "I WAS FAT IN PUBLIC"
Indeed you were.
Your pendulous chin flesh, trapped deep beneath the face spanx that you are continually publicly sweating gallons into, scared a baby. Your barrel of a gunt swayed and undulated in the thai breeze. You huffed and puffed, amused the locals with your unimaginable girth, slipped and slid like a greased watermelon on toothpick legs in a tuk tuk. You were very fat in public!
I think she genuinely believes she is prettier than this lady because the thai woman has some unfortunate balding, which is why the comments that are very real and not Chantal socks keep commenting on how much prettier she is as her lovely "chubby and cute" self
So Chantal, I'm here to disabuse you and your weird sock accounts of any delusions: You're 5x as fat as that lady and 5x as bald. She would need to eat 10 elephants and shave her head fastidiously before taking a spa day in a local sewer. Maybe then she could be on your level, but her good humor and ability to raise a child without allowing the child to suffer in neglect while she chased a snaggle toothed crackhead would probably still place her out of your league.
Also your husband is ugly and stupid.
Indeed you were.
Your pendulous chin flesh, trapped deep beneath the face spanx that you are continually publicly sweating gallons into, scared a baby. Your barrel of a gunt swayed and undulated in the thai breeze. You huffed and puffed, amused the locals with your unimaginable girth, slipped and slid like a greased watermelon on toothpick legs in a tuk tuk. You were very fat in public!
I think she genuinely believes she is prettier than this lady because the thai woman has some unfortunate balding, which is why the comments that are very real and not Chantal socks keep commenting on how much prettier she is as her lovely "chubby and cute" self
So Chantal, I'm here to disabuse you and your weird sock accounts of any delusions: You're 5x as fat as that lady and 5x as bald. She would need to eat 10 elephants and shave her head fastidiously before taking a spa day in a local sewer. Maybe then she could be on your level, but her good humor and ability to raise a child without allowing the child to suffer in neglect while she chased a snaggle toothed crackhead would probably still place her out of your league.
Also your husband is ugly and stupid.