Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

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InLivingTuna said:
Also leaked were some surprisingly disgusting almost-nudes from him:
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When I looked at the second picture I thought to myself "wow, this guy sure has weird, fat armpits". Then I realized it was his ass.

About damn time Shmorky got a thread. I'll admit I enjoyed those Let's Plays of shitty Game Maker games he did with Lowtax, even when I learnt of his troon and babyfur bullshit. Seems he's even more fucked up than I thought, though. I hope @Lowtax comes back and gives us the lowdown on this guy.

Also, that audio is hilarious. Seeing Shmorky having a deeply serious, personal argument with his psychotic girlfriend in his squeaky Klurf voice resembles a surreal, Dadaist masterpiece *yawn*.
 
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I also used to watch the Gaming Garbage stuff on occasion. It was obvious he was a weirdo, but I had no idea it was this bad.

The stuff his ex talked about in that thread is pretty creepy. Like, I know her psychosis is probably coloring some of it but the description of his family and childhood "home" was eerie as fuck. If you haven't read it yet, I highly suggest it.
 
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I followed Shmorky's Tumblr forever ago just because I liked his art - something about the dumb smurf-like critters bitching about this or that was amusing to me.

...I...didn't know about the porn or the babyfur shit or...literally everything else.

Jesus.
 
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TheGreatCitracett said:
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Why does he make such a monkey-looking face in that pic?

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TheGreatCitracett said:
Looking on a map, Shmorky's place in Mineral, VA is not far at all from Ruckersville...

Could you imagine a Sonichu animated series made by those two? It's sad to think about what could happen if they met and both were slightly more functional and less shut-in hermits.
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Or a version of Big Brother where they just lock them together in a trailer in some hick backwoods like Shmorky is already living and just film what happens. Don't let them out until they produce My Little Soniklurf: Troonship is Magic. Or die.
 
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this man was let near children, and was allowed to babysit them for a period of say 4+ years
this man is an acquaintance with a woman that has drawn guro porn of underaged characters, a woman that is currently working on shows that target a younger demographic
(said woman also shares artwork with shmorky)
this man turned his girlfriend insane and enacted diapersex with her on multiple occassions
this 6'3 man, literal fucking giant, is too scared to interact with people in public out of a fear of being 'shamed' for dressing up like a fucking garbage pail kid
this man draws porn involving subadult characters pissing and shitting, often with an age difference
this man thinks he was too good for the likes of nickelodeon and CN so he instead spends his lifetime in a fucking Buffalo Bill house in the middle of fucking nowhere sharing his disgusting, filthy beliefs with other people like him online

shmorky isn't a lolcow in a way like jenffer is a lolcow (fun and kindof weird) or carfucker, nor is he like a dobson or chris in how he acts and reacts.

shmorky is a fucking nick bate character, something that should NOT have passed the age of 30 and began transitioning into a being not of this world.
 
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I've been closely following shmorky for the last 15 or so years?? I loved his work on SA a decade ago and his cartoons were honestly the highlight of my week. I'm sad he snapped and started being the squeaky klurf he is now. Or uh... well... shit I guess klurfs don't have a gender....

There are a few errors in the OP and I'm catching up on this thread since it was off to a nice start. I'm going to try to make a few notes as I go through...

1) he is now in Spokane working at wendys. Imagine that voice coming through the drive through box.
2) he claims lowtax digitally altered his voice to be less squeaky and his voice was always squeaky
3) when shmorky's girlfriend was off her meds he would record her and then post it on twitter to his relatively large follower count. he wanted sympathy but only got people asking what the fuck his problem is

here is a cool video lowtax made a week ago that sums up why shmorky was fired from something awful


I'll have to track down the mp3 of him singing "inspector faggot" since he tried to hide that and I'm sure it still haunts him. I have it somewhere....
 
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