Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Piggle Rick]

Everybody you MUST read this. It’s one of the funniest things ever. Holeee shit. I nearly busted my gut.

Could a Mod please add a link to this in the OP?

Upstream Reviews have posted another article about man of pig, this time covering his recent Xitter spat with Lori Jeneski and Richard Paolinelli (documented on page 2170 of this thread).

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https://upstreamreviews.substack.com/p/pat-tomlinson-launches-plagiarism

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8DIX0

Key takeaways:

• Everyone involved seemed already very aware of the Fatrick lore.
• The guy whose publishing house Fatrick accused of plagiarizing artwork was contacted by Upstream Reviews for the article. Here's the quote: “He can fuck all the way off and die. You don’t accuse me of stealing.”
  I see Fatrick has made another friend in the industry.
• The recent "Dick Gayporn" faildox gets a mention.
• Fatrick is, as the name suggests, still quite corpulent. Porcine, even. No sexo.

ody

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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patposting is going mainstream in the industry.

There is some financials we know about fatrick. Like how you have 32k less right now

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick reminds me of Pamela Swain/Doc Holiday. Both conspiracy schizos who reply to "trolls" all hours of the day, but instead of his Kiwi Farms thread, he uses Xitter, and instead of Harvey Weinstein he has Nazi cyberstalkers and Elon Musk.

 

[ShinyStar]

Patrick thinks Firstname Lastname is his best character. Is there anything more to her than the side-splittingly hilarious name? Some great insights of Fat into the mind of a teenage girl?

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Firstname Lastname is barely a character. At best, she's a thinly veiled self-insert. She sexy-talks cars, putting herself in the role of the conquesting male. She's needlessly hostile and thin-skinned. She literally puts her fingers in her ears and says, 'La, la, la' when she encounters something she doesn't want to hear - something I thought no human above the age of 6 would do until Pat himself did it on the Josiah tapes. Her only real strength is her ability to shop online. She has a host of character flaws, none of which are intended or used to spur growth. She's so useless that at the end of the book she has to be saved by the (unintentionally) only likeable and charismatic character in the book, the AI of the Donald Trump parody character.

Pat also makes a point of pointing out that she's underage, and then takes pains to sexualize her. So, there's that...

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Upstream Reviews have posted another article about man of pig, this time covering his recent Xitter spat with Lori Jeneski and Richard Paolinelli (documented on page 2170 of this thread).

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https://upstreamreviews.substack.com/p/pat-tomlinson-launches-plagiarism

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/8DIX0

Key takeaways:

• Everyone involved seemed already very aware of the Fatrick lore.
• The guy whose publishing house Fatrick accused of plagiarizing artwork was contacted by Upstream Reviews for the article. Here's the quote: “He can fuck all the way off and die. You don’t accuse me of stealing.”
  I see Fatrick has made another friend in the industry.
• The recent "Dick Gayporn" faildox gets a mention.
• Fatrick is, as the name suggests, still quite corpulent. Porcine, even. No sexo.

Spoiler: What it looks like when you plagiarize Fat Rick S. Tomlinson

And so our dashing hero Rick, who has never once abandoned his child, set off to defeat the evil Space Fuhrer Blumpf. He positioned his very muscular, and not fat, body in the cockpit of his trusty Galactic Twin Mustang. He knew what lay ahead. He would have to defeat hoards of stalker children who would very quickly learn how to enjoy prison. He would even defeat Blumpf's space general Quasi, whom our hero never owed money to. He would eventually vanquish Blumpf and restore democracy to the galaxy before returning home to his wife, for whom black men did not fart in her vagina.

And no, he does not kidnap black alien babies and grind them into pepperoni.

The End...

Child

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Everything about Boomia's fake dox makes me giggle like a toddler. How do you not do a reverse image search on an actor's headshot? How do you fall for "Cuckinski"? Didn't Boomia already post his own name to Patrick to "own" him? Come on, Patrick, what the hell?

also, it's kinda racist Pat was so eager to believe he was a mobster just because he was Italian.

 

[FinnSven]

Firstname Lastname is barely a character. At best, she's a thinly veiled self-insert. She sexy-talks cars, putting herself in the role of the conquesting male. She's needlessly hostile and thin-skinned. She literally puts her fingers in her ears and says, 'La, la, la' when she encounters something she doesn't want to hear - something I thought no human above the age of 6 would do until Pat himself did it on the Josiah tapes. Her only real strength is her ability to shop online. She has a host of character flaws, none of which are intended or used to spur growth. She's so useless that at the end of the book she has to be saved by the (unintentionally) only likeable and charismatic character in the book, the AI of the Donald Trump parody character.

Pat also makes a point of pointing out that she's underage, and then takes pains to sexualize her. So, there's that...

So her being a self insert, underage and sexualized by Pat, does this mean he has AGP fantasies about being an underage girl creeped on by old men?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Patrick thinks Firstname Lastname is his best character. Is there anything more to her than the side-splittingly hilarious name? Some great insights of Fat into the mind of a teenage girl?

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I cannot believe my disappointment. I gave fatrick some tiny amount of credit playing firstname lastname totally straight but no, it’s just a lame attempt at a dumb joke.

My day is ruined.

 

[AN/ALR56]

You guys got the link to that podcast where he gets ass mad that the interviewer is trying to get both sides?

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

You guys got the link to that podcast where he gets ass mad that the interviewer is trying to get both sides?

he didn't get assmad on the podcast if that's what you mean, he just rage-oinked at Javier through tweets.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

You guys got the link to that podcast where he gets ass mad that the interviewer is trying to get both sides?

As @OtherLastTrainHome already said, fatty got assmad at Javier on Twitter, called him a "disgrace" whatever the fuck that means... Javier did a "bonus episode" if that's what you are thinking of, I don't think it's floating around free because it is content that is supposed to be paid for, however Dan plays most of it on his podcast in a transformative form. For the record Dan is being a decent guy, encouraging people to throw Javier a few dollars as it is paid content, it's pretty clear Dan considers Javier a "pat-poster'" "Brotherman" after dealing with Patrick's lies/insults. That retarded faggot could burn a bridge made of ash.


GO TO 21:30 for the bonus episode w/Dans commentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1_Gahs3DCw

 

[AN/ALR56]

he didn't get assmad on the podcast if that's what you mean, he just rage-oinked at Javier through tweets.

anyway, you got a link for that?
I think we need a overhaul of the OP at this point tbh, it's really boring to keep digging to find something that someone mentions and you like "huh, i wanna see that".
To be honest i think we need a small subforum or at least split the thread, 2000 pages is way too big, Ralph and others got their own subforums at only around 500 pages or so of content, we see a uptick of hundreds every update this fat fuck gets, i don't doubt we reach 3k by december.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

anyway, you got a link for that?
I think we need a overhaul of the OP at this point tbh, it's really boring to keep digging to find something that someone mentions and you like "huh, i wanna see that".
To be honest i think we need a small subforum or at least split the thread, 2000 pages is way too big, Ralph and others got their own subforums at only around 500 pages or so of content, we see a uptick of hundreds every update this fat fuck gets, i don't doubt we reach 3k by december.

yeah, if you miss out on the happenings it's hard to find them later. here's the whole twatter exchange you're looking for.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

If Patrick got his own subforum, what other pages would there be?

1. Fatty Jackie
2. Shane Nokes
3. Paul Weimer
4. Nikki? (will be very inactive)
5. Maybe move the Cumia thread there?

I think Pat's in a weird spot where there's so much content but not enough to justify his own subforum yet. 80% of OnA threads are either shitposts or people talking about one specific tweet for four pages.

Pat getting a subforum over here would really rustle their jimmes though. Maybe overhaul the OP and have two parts?

 

[JJLiautaud]

Richard Paolinelli

Any relation to Christopher Paolinelli I know his parents own a small publishing house.
Edit disregard that wrong wop name.
Christopher Paolini

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Any relation to Christopher Paolinelli I know his parents own a small publishing house.

you're thinking of Paolini, stalker.

 

[Divine right to rule]

If Patrick got his own subforum, what other pages would there be?

1. Fatty Jackie
2. Shane Nokes
3. Paul Weimer
4. Nikki? (will be very inactive)
5. Maybe move the Cumia thread there?

I think Pat's in a weird spot where there's so much content but not enough to justify his own subforum yet. 80% of OnA threads are either shitposts or people talking about one specific tweet for four pages.

Pat getting a subforum over here would really rustle their jimmes though. Maybe overhaul the OP and have two parts?

Well, the threads wouldn't need to be different people.
One could be "what is wrong with his brain?" armchair psychology of his mental faculties (or lack thereof), just as an example.

Having a very active thread is fun too, so I am torn.
But yeah, other people don't stay that interesting in the Pativerse, because Jackie and Niki are his only allies. He made sure of that.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

If Patrick got his own subforum, what other pages would there be?

1. Fatty Jackie
2. Shane Nokes
3. Paul Weimer
4. Nikki? (will be very inactive)
5. Maybe move the Cumia thread there?

I think Pat's in a weird spot where there's so much content but not enough to justify his own subforum yet. 80% of OnA threads are either shitposts or people talking about one specific tweet for four pages.

Pat getting a subforum over here would really rustle their jimmes though. Maybe overhaul the OP and have two parts?

Let's not forget OnA itself it almost a community watch worthy itself.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

woah get me up to date on this, I would have thought drinking culture/bar life is a big part of city living/revenue?

It's not coming in overtly. It's quietly creeping in. Boston and Miami are quietly limiting alcohol, for example.

The USDA's alcohol guidelines are also up for review in 2025, and they plan to limit the number of beers you can have: only 2 drinks a week per person. I think that limit would break Pat.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

less alcohol is good for pat but until limits are placed on his shxitter account there won't be a change in oinking.