Porn and Porncows

[Elderly Homosexual Negro]

"Sophie Anderson" is trending on Xwitter at the moment.

For those who don't know, she's a British pornstar who's known for having comically oversized fake tits, huge blown up lips and generally having an unsettling appearance.. which of course made her a "gay icon" for some reason?. There are rumours circulating that she has died and that her boyfriend, ex footballer turned onlyfans manslut Damian Oliver is confirming her death. However.. her fans? (i have no idea who these people are or why they are fans of some fairly niche pornstar, they all seem to be turbo fags though) are claiming that she has responded to people in texts as of today so can't be dead and that Damian is evil.

I have no idea what is going on, but i can say for certainty that it's extremely gay and stupid. On a different note though, i feel sorry for Sophie Anderson to an extent a quick look at her history confirms she has some serious mental health issues.

>Said she used to perform sex acts for men when she was very young for booze/drugs
>Claims to have had sex with 80.000 people.
>Is "Pansexual".
>Her giant fake titties keep exploding and leaking requiring further surgeries.
>Is beloved by drag queens.

She's 35 but looks like she could be in her early 50's due to all the Dolly Partonesque surgeries she has had. Just sad man.

 

[TheGuntinator]

None of us would be caught dead beating off to "craft-mine" or "leg-oh" stuff or whatchamacallit. They'd get more than bullied. They'd get stoned.

Kids these days...

Kids these days getting stoned:

 

[moocow]

It won't be long until some coomers remove the DRM from this mod though.

I'm surprised he even tried to add it. Reminder that Minecraft has never officially supported mods (at all) and the only reason they work is that the game is built with Java, which makes it trivial to monkey-patch in pretty much any imaginable way. Forge and Fabric (the two biggest mod loaders) just plop themselves between the original (official) binaries and the Java runtime, intercept calls and either forward them on unchanged or shove them through loaded mods first. That or just literally replace a method (or an entire class implementation) entirely. The JRE doesn't care -- it's part of what makes Java legitimately useful.

That's detectable of course (the JetBrains faggots probably spend more time combating piracy these days than they do actually improving their IDE products) but Mojang's never taken steps to block that because mods are what's keeping Minecraft alive and they know it.

Because Minecraft makes no effort to thwart (or even detect) tampering unless you're poking "official" servers with your client, there's no way in hell this mod's "DRM" won't get monkey-patched away in a heartbeat. You don't get between pervs and their wank material and expect to last long.

Circumventing this DRM is a simple matter of either stubbing out the phone-home method or handing it a phony HTTP client instance that just returns a mock response that tells it "you're good, let's go."

 

[Slav Power]

Friendly reminder that Minecraft mods are essentially pure code running on your machine. There's no abstraction in form of a scripting API or anything like that which would prevent executing malicious code.

Another fun fact, heuristic engines are incapable of scanning .jar files, meaning that if a Minecraft mod contains malicious code, no antivirus on your PC will be able to detect it.

Recently the Minecraft modding community was in a bit of a turmoil when it comes to mods and cybersecurity.

In June of 2023 it was discovered that a lot of popular mods for modern Minecraft versions on Curseforge were infected with a virus that wasn't properly detected and a lot of people ended up getting infected. Interestingly there were no signs of 1.12.2 mods getting that treatment, meaning that if you were a true chad and still playing modded 1.12.2 you avoided getting infected by the fact that most nigger cattle prefer playing playing mods on the newest and freshest versions.

In August of 2023 however, it was discovered that a lot of mods for 1.7.10 and 1.12.2, the two major old versions with an insane amount of mods, had an RCE exploit in multiplayer, which meant that if you connected to a server with a malicious actor, he was able to execute code on your machine remotely. Again, if you were a chad that played modded 1.12.2 on singleplayer you completely avoided this issue and the aforementioned infected mods debacle.

Where am I going with all this? Basically, there is a big fucking chance that this porn mod has malicious code in it as a form of punishing the evil pirates.

A GTA V graphical mod by the name of QuantV had a disk wiper that would trigger if the mod detected you've pirated it, and that wasn't the first instance of a spastic modder adding malware as a mean of punishing pirates, as usually modders fail to understand that this is a bad fucking idea and there is a reason no major corporation does that. Just look at how well it went for Sony BMG in 2005.

So, not only the retards that gave this creep their ID to get access to a Minecraft porn mod will potentially get turbo doxed, they might as well end up getting their PC's infected or their disks wiped depending on the form of punishment the modder added.

And I'll bet he did just that, modders who sell their mods seem to always go for malicious DRM to protect their precious work, whenever they decide to do so.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Another fun fact, heuristic engines are incapable of scanning .jar files, meaning that if a Minecraft mod contains malicious code, no antivirus on your PC will be able to detect it.

So this is why the chudbuds.lol attack used a Minecraft mod as its attack medium.

I have not played Minecraft in a long time, but hearing about all of these vulnerabilities pushes me even further away from playing again. It's a shame too, because I absolutely loved making my own mod packs back in the day.

 

[Seafarer]

There is an apparently massive Minecraft sex mod which was just released.

I never wanted to read the word "Fapcraft" and my life is worse for having done so.

That also applies to 'Minecraft sex mod', which raises the following two three questions:
1. What?
2. Why?
3. What's next? Lego porn?

Of all the memes in my 3,000 image, half-decade old meme album, I never thought that this would be applicable to anything on the forum

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

Imagine being such a depraved subhuman you're willing to have your real name and personal details attached to a Minecraft sex mod.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Ok, I'm just curious, wtf does the mod look like? Like, is it just blocks and rectangles? How is it that popular? Can someone get screenshots or video of it? This is like someone saying they made porn of duplo blocks, how the fuck does that work?

 

[seri0us]

next you tell me people get of jerking it to among us

Spoiler

I genuinely have a love for Among Us bordering on sexual. Every time I close my eyes I think about those crewmates just unzipping their suits and fucking me from every single hole in my body. It's gotten to a point where I genuinely might have a problem, as I am unable to stop referencing Among Us in my day to day speech. Just the other day, I attended a meeting for work and loudly exclaimed "Where's the body? Medbay? Electric? Nav?" and at the following disciplinary hearing I called my boss sus. I literally lost my job over this game and now my wife can't even sexually please me. I have to watch all 6TB of Among Us porn saved to my computer before sex, and even then I can only get slightly aroused. I need help but I don't know where to seek it, as therapy of all kinds hasn't helped. I even tried just separating myself from all references to Among Us, but I started to have sleep paralysis episodes in which the imposter would slowly asphyxiate me with their voluptuous ass, never giving reprieve despite my most desperate pleas for help, and I would wake up in a puddle of my own semen. I'm sorry, I just needed to get it out to somebody, so I appreciate you listening to all that.

 

[Vect]

Lego porn just has to be the most…like, if stepping on them in the middle of the night wasn’t painful before…

 

[Mega Black]

Remember when Minecraft was about building houses and shit?

 

[opy702]

There is an apparently massive Minecraft sex mod which was just released.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

In June of 2023 it was discovered that a lot of popular mods for modern Minecraft versions on Curseforge were infected with a virus that wasn't properly detected and a lot of people ended up getting infected.

Here's more info about that if anyone reading the thread is interested: https://github.com/fractureiser-investigation/fractureiser/blob/main/docs/users.md

Call me schizo but I still believe that virus was a gay-op by Microsoft so they can eventually snuff out modding for Java Edition, as well as Java Edition itself.

 

[Divine right to rule]

The mod author has to be a level 60 elite coomer that isn't aroused by the most degenerate shit on the net anymore.
If vore and inflation doesn't scratch that itch anymore, using a diamond dildo to fell trees in Minecraft might

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

Minecraft sex mods require very special breed of autism. You're not just autistic, but you're some Eldredge horror levels of autistic.

 

[Fruttasecca]

Remember when Minecraft was about building houses and shit?

Retvrn to tradition, block man

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Even I, a red blooded young man with unfettered Internet access, have never been so desperately horny I felt the need to download a Minecraft sex mod OR upload my drivers license.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Why do I feel like this is just a psy-op for some troon to gain blackmail material by use of ID?

 

[barbieQ]

"Sophie Anderson" is trending on Xwitter at the moment.

For those who don't know, she's a British pornstar who's known for having comically oversized fake tits, huge blown up lips and generally having an unsettling appearance.. which of course made her a "gay icon" for some reason?. There are rumours circulating that she has died and that her boyfriend, ex footballer turned onlyfans manslut Damian Oliver is confirming her death. However.. her fans? (i have no idea who these people are or why they are fans of some fairly niche pornstar, they all seem to be turbo fags though) are claiming that she has responded to people in texts as of today so can't be dead and that Damian is evil.

I have no idea what is going on, but i can say for certainty that it's extremely gay and stupid. On a different note though, i feel sorry for Sophie Anderson to an extent a quick look at her history confirms she has some serious mental health issues.

>Said she used to perform sex acts for men when she was very young for booze/drugs
>Claims to have had sex with 80.000 people.
>Is "Pansexual".
>Her giant fake titties keep exploding and leaking requiring further surgeries.
>Is beloved by drag queens.

She's 35 but looks like she could be in her early 50's due to all the Dolly Partonesque surgeries she has had. Just sad man.

I never thought I’d get the chance to flex any porn “knowledge” I learned on stan twitter, but here we are.

Sophie also used to work with another british porn star named Rebecca More. They gained their “mainstream” popularity via a viral video of the two of them calling themselves “Cock Destroyers” and people liked it because it was so surreal and ridiculous. They even managed to spin their meme popularity into some low budget streaming show trying to find the next hot pornstar or w/e. Eventually they ended their friendship, and their fans have speculated that Sophie’s boyfriend (The Damian guy) got in her head and convinced her that Rebecca was trying to financially screw her over. (Between the two of them, Rebecca was the one with the law degree and handled their finances.)

It may be a case of a dumb hoax or her being emotionally unstable (Which is highly likely all things given), but if this guy broke up one of her longtime friendships and is now telling people she’s dead then she should probably exit stage left before something bad happens.

 

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