Porn and Porncows

I've seen those minecraft porn videos and I deeply regretted it. Now I know about minecraft sex mod and I want to fucking die.
What is the fucking point of adding spherical shapes to minecraft player model to simulate tits and ass? I haven't seen what that minecraft sex mod comes with in regards of player models but holy fuck minecraft coomers are on another level of retarded. Not only did they destroy the blocky 8-bit aesthetic of the game to satisfy their degeneracy but also mod in a functional sex mod for it. Roblox coomers are fucking weird and potential pedos but Minecraft coomers easily get the rope .
 
My brothers in Christ, let us pray for the doomed souls of gen alpha and gen z.

Oh Lord, have mercy on these fools, who assume Digital Rights Management is simply the way things are. Forgive them father, for they know not what they do. They know not of the paradise that was your creation before the corruption of Satan. When every website you went to, and every file you downloaded did not carry hidden packets that tracked where the file ended up, or what the file was used for.

Great and Eternal God, have mercy on the zoomer. Who gets sexually aroused by Minecraft, and in his corrupted horny state has the foolishness to literally download indie DRM onto his hard drive. Corrupting his computers purity and insuring it will forever dwell in the sinful nature and doom that awaits all promiscuous hard drives. If man was not foolish and full of sin, then the sacrifice of our lord Jesus Christ would not be required. For You God, save us from sin. Including the sin of lustful idiocy.

But just as I pray for the redemption of the zoomer, and the protection of Gen Alpha to come, Oh Lord I pray for the justice of your heavenly host. Turn not away oh god, from the evil and spite the enemy casts upon your innocent children. Turn not your hand. Smite those who would lead the foolish and innocent astray. Bring ruin unto those who profit from iniquity. Justice is yours oh god, and justice must be rendered. Amen.
 
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"I love breaking bucks in Miney Crafta."
 
I'm honestly speechless bc of sheer amount of absurdity, hilarity and the pure fucking horror this mod means and may will cause.
 
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I just find this whole situation to be sort of fascinating and horrifying, especially with the recent changes to the Minecraft ToS.
I'm sure if that list of IDs were to leak, Mojang would ban anyone they could get their hands on, let alone the laundry list of other reasons why sharing your real life state ID with a Minecraft sex modder might be a terrible idea.
I also can't believe that so many people are actually going along with it, but then again these are a breed of coomer who are specifically trying to play a Minecraft sex mod so how surprised can I really be.
Daily reminder that porn melts your brain and consumes your life, until you are literally jerking of to Minecraft and cannot resist downloading a sex mod for any game.

The internet ruined a whole generation of children and young adults, holy shit
 
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