David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

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Lazerpig seems to be a living summary of the worst kind of pop historians and Wikipedia/War Thunder-trained military experts: egotistic, violently reactive to any criticism, warranted or not, and making bloated, long videos with some good points, but whose assessments crumple when similar content creators make a video responding to them.
 
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Also how the hell you look like this at 34?
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Alcoholism? I know a few alkies and they don't look this bad, this guy must been drinking brake fluid
You look like this by being Scottish and worshiping the decade long wait list that is the NHS.
Lazerpig seems to be a living summary of the worst kind of pop historians and Wikipedia/War Thunder-trained military experts: egotistic, violently reactive to any criticism, warranted or not, and making bloated, long videos with some good points but whose assessments crumple when another similar content creators makes a video responding to them.
From what we know, he grew up on message boards pre reddit, arguing with other military spergs that got their knowledge from Vidya. He would have been about 14 in 2002, which is probably when he would have gotten into it. Know of any boards from back then that fit the bill?
 
From what we know, he grew up on message boards pre reddit, arguing with other military spergs that got their knowledge from Vidya. He would have been about 14 in 2002, which is probably when he would have gotten into it. Know of any boards from back then that fit the bill?
I was, by the grace of God, never involved with any military sperg forums. Your guess would be as good as mine, but given the rise of people like Lazerpig, there has to be a ground zero for this faggot shit.
 
I was, by the grace of God, never involved with any military sperg forums. Your guess would be as good as mine, but given the rise of people like Lazerpig, there has to be a ground zero for this faggot shit.
He's mentioned games like ARMA and Company of Heroes in terms of games he grew up with. I forget the video, but people apparently bullied the fuck out of him because he played the Brits instead of the American/German/soviet meta in I think Company of heroes. (He has a lot of hours of video ok?)
 
You need help here with your info, so I did a little check myself.

Looking into the usernames, I found an email address with "Ricewynd", which was ricewynd@googlemail.com. I scanned the email and I must say I was not disappointed. I check his Google Maps and he has reviewed 2 places, one being in Manchester, and the other being in Stockport. This one kind of threw me off a little bit, because he had registered names with random things as well. Like the Duolingo Account "Malcolm Winters"
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ricewynd@googlemail.com was registered in Duolingo [A] (Malcolm Winters, learning Japanese), Google (Maps, Calendar, Plus Archive.org & YouTube [A] ), Flickr (Malcious), Gravatar [A] (Malcious), Adobe, BuyMeACoffee, Change.org, Envato, Eventbrite, Imgur, Office 365, Paypal, Pintirest, Quora, Spotify, Twitter, Ubisoft Connect, Vimeo and Skype (ricewynd, under the name "Professor .Dinosour".

Now, onto the leaks. He was in the Twitter scrape on this email, under the name "The History Possum" [A] Still up, it's been up for about 2011. The bio reads as follows: "Edinburgh ScotFur | Male | Gay af | | connoisseur of history and occasional pro life tips | Not to be trusted". (felix reference?)

Here, are some of my favorite tweets from him: "Why has there never been a gay porn site called LubeTube?" [A], "The Scottish King James IV was gay as fuck" [A], "Twitter is fun, and strangly errotic......." [A], and finally: "Its Thursday, today is my ANGRY DAY!". [A]

I am not scrolling through the rest, so here's the leaks for the email:
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82.69.31.117 is in Birmingham, England, GB, using Zen Internet LTD.
I also found another email, which kind of shocked me when I read the database lines because I had never seen this leak before in my life. happydavid450@hotmail.com is another one of his email addresses that I found via the data breaches. First though: happydavid450@hotmail.com is registered in Imageshack, Apple, Myspace, Office 365, Paypal (office 365 and paypal likely are false positives), and skype is HappyDavid450, David Steel. (And his myspace)

His XHamster account's username is "malcious". Yes, he is in the XHamster database. How? These people hit new records everyday.
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# (puts password as password. not joking. this is a real thing he is in)

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Very interesting password by the way, just "password". Wow. Very amazing.

Oh, and one more thing: contact@lazerpig.wine shows that he has another YouTube channel, called The Pig Archive. [A] (also registered in Twitter)

You have a good original post by the way.

EDIT: Archived some of the stuff. I can't archive some of the links, I'll use GhostArchive later. In a rush.
 
Glad he now has a thread. I like some of his videos, for sure. But he is a fuckin post-modern deconstructionist, He'll walk in to any room, break all of the toys then walk away smirking, never once providing any form of alternative. NGL, his "I was in the biz, but I can't talk about it, but trust me I know" attitude, reeks of "My uncle works at Microsoft" vibes. Gonzolo did no favors to himself in their "debate", but this nigga says "I don't like confrontation" but shits on everything not hyper progressive, and cheers at the idea of dead Russians. Fuck 'em, glad this whole controversy over the T-14 got him a thread.

*tank sperging inbound* I'm sure the tank has plenty of issues as do most new models fresh off the line. The breakdown (or emergency brake depending on source) during the parade was a huge fuck up and streamed live. So questioning it's engine or drive train capabilities is warranted until more first hand results are shown, beyond that, most of it is fuckin classified, so none of us outside of the crews (or inevitable warthunder leaks) knows much of anything about it, so who fuckin cares?

he's also a fat faggot and I would not have sex with him
 
First I gotta say, great job on collecting all this Lore on this insufferable asshole. I watched Lazerpig when he was just starting up with his videos on the reformers who are a whole other can of worms. However when he started making potential history tier shit about World War II I got bored of him, then the war inUkraine broke out and I knew it was gonna be irrational NATO and Ukraine dick riding. It’s just funny to me he went from this guy who may be cool for talking about the obscure reformers (like Mike Sparks or Pierre Spray) to becoming like every other goddamn Reddit history tuber who just talks about World War II going on infinite hate boners for Wehraboos and Vatniks.
 
Very nice thread. I think he will be an excellent addition to the farms.

I was a bit of a fan of LP before the T-14 drama, but I never knew about the all of the gross fetish shit. It is kind of crazy how all of this went down. You really have to be a special kind of retarded to cause shit-storm in a group that is as chill as the tank-nerds.

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Shame, some his earlier videos were funny, turns out he's just a discount euro version of that retard adam conover that much like him shits the bed the moment anyone calls him out on his BS.

Also how the hell you look like this at 34?
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Alcoholism? I know a few alkies and they don't look this bad, this guy must been drinking brake fluid...
Angloid genetics. That's how you look like that.
 
Guess he wasn't lying about looking like a goblin.

Ya know I think can be funny but this video kinda fucked it all up


Mainly he spends like 3/4's of it going "booo-hoooo, I'm a senstive gayboy, pwease don't do a drama on me". Like why the fuck make the video then when you know that's all it's gonna do is add to any drama. Also always good to see a critic who can't take a lick of criticism well.

Even worse, he's just decided to say fuck it and blatantly rip off the Internet Historian

Now I don't think the Internet Historian has a lockdown on this type of content but it would at least help if the video wasn't god awful on it's own merits. How'd he make this whole thing without realizing he and the other guy aren't good at improv?
 
OP is a lot more readable with the new line breaks, thank you.

I'm sure the tank has plenty of issues as do most new models fresh off the line. The breakdown (or emergency brake depending on source) during the parade was a huge fuck up and streamed live. So questioning it's engine or drive train capabilities is warranted until more first hand results are shown, beyond that, most of it is fuckin classified, so none of us outside of the crews (or inevitable warthunder leaks) knows much of anything about it, so who fuckin cares?
That's what The_Chieftain called everybody out on. There's very little official, or at the very least corroborated information out there about the tank. It's not even fresh off the line, it's literally still a prototype design. The only thing LP really got right in his video on the T-14 is pointing out how the crew compartment's internal layout changes every time it's showed off for the cameras. That's very likely because nothing about the tank's ergonomics is set and the doctrine for it is still in active development. To say nothing about the mechanical parts.

The few bits of "official" information we have do point towards the engine being simply not ready for prime time (that's assuming the tweet thread is being truthful, anyway). None of it merited the 62 fucking minutes he spent on it (or ANY of the claims about its lineage, Nazi or not). Really, that entire video wasn't about the T-14, it was just one big "Russia sux lol" argument with the T-14 as a framing device. Which hey, fair enough: I'm on the side that wants Russia to go fuck themselves. But if you're going to make fun or something, don't lie or come up with shit out of whole cloth. There's plenty to laugh about when it comes to the Russian military without pretending you know more than you actually do.

Now I don't think the Internet Historian has a lockdown on this type of content but it would at least help if the video wasn't god awful on it's own merits. How'd he make this whole thing without realizing he and the other guy aren't good at improv?
Just look at twitter whenever he's mentioned. His sycophants come out of the woodwork to slobber all over his dick. Now imagine how it is on his Discord. Nobody he's likely to listen to will ever say a word in criticism of him without getting immediately blocked. He's in an echo chamber where everybody tells him he's amazing (because he's famous now), so everything looks like a good idea.
 
Of fucking course. If I had a dollar for every insufferable prick I know using Duolingo for Japanese, I'd pay Null to get a bunker full of servers water cooled with Svalbardi.
You just taught me what the most pretentious water was, thank you, I laughed. Look, if you want to learn nip nip, buy a dictionary for 5 bucks, and read nigga. Learn that Kanji, because I promise you're never gonna speak to a Japanese person when they barely leave their island.
 
Shame, some his earlier videos were funny, turns out he's just a discount euro version of that retard adam conover that much like him shits the bed the moment anyone calls him out on his BS.

Also how the hell you look like this at 34?
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Alcoholism? I know a few alkies and they don't look this bad, this guy must been drinking brake fluid...
He used to frequent a club called "Opium," which had to later change its name to "legends." One can only imagine.
 
Great timing. I was just thinking about how he would be a good topic for a thread on here after the whole drama with Red Effect. RE is such an even-keel old school tank autist who sticks to facts and doesn't politisperg and seeing Lazerpig lose his shit at him was one hell of a trip.

The foremost indicator of a lolcow always seems to be childish entitlement and tardrage at any criticism no matter how benign. It goes to show ones internet presence is entirely based around seeking approval rather than actual contributions.
Yes and an utter inability to handle the real world without loads of pornography and intoxicants.

In LP's situation it's gross vore, femboy degeneracy and loads of alcohol.

Being a perpetual drunk idiot doesn't make you look like a reliable source on anything.
 
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You look like this by being Scottish and worshiping the decade long wait list that is the NHS.

From what we know, he grew up on message boards pre reddit, arguing with other military spergs that got their knowledge from Vidya. He would have been about 14 in 2002, which is probably when he would have gotten into it. Know of any boards from back then that fit the bill?
I don't know about boards, but in 2002 there was a tank game that came out for the PS2 called "seek and destroy." Great game but from what I've seen, that's where a lot of tank speds got their start since it did throw in a few autistic elements. Not sure about any forums for it though. The timeline does match up however.
 
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