PublicVomiter
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I just wonder how this type of individual manifests there's gotta be some bio weapon in place that's causing this it can't be natural
Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.
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I just cracked the code, this is what they really wanted to sag:
Jet fuel (men)
can't
melt ( become)
steel beans (women)
Jet fuel (men)
can't
melt ( become)
steel beans (women)
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He's really doing well for himself. I think he's just trying to become more and more hated at this point so that he can use "zomg even the troons are now against me pay me paypigs". What he doesn't realise, is that the people who like him are all NEETs without any money.
I still rofl at him being the most blocked user on BlueScat.
I still rofl at him being the most blocked user on BlueScat.
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he is just trying anything he can think of to get popular and given the fact that someone like hasan who keffals happens to be a big fan of got attention for saying that america deserved 9/11 keffals thinks he can get the same attention so then he can make videos about how people are being mean to an innocent trans person or whatever the fuck. time and time again keffals has shown that he has zero sympathy for anyone elses struggles aside from his own.
be it metokur dying from cancer to using the deaths of people like chloe segal as ammo against this site despite their death not being our fault at all. he just out right does not care about anyone else but himself and if you try to tell him why something he says is insensitive he just screams about how he is a victim as well and then starts making jokes about noodles like a retard.
wild how he went from using block bots on twitter to block so many accounts that he had to start manually unblocking people to try and get more attention to going to another website full of people who you would assume would be on his side all the way only to become the most blocked user on the site. a site that i should add is in beta testing which means there is at least one person from bluesky that sees keffals is the most blocked user and is using that info in some way for the future rules and regulations of the site.
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I'd give lutefisk or surstromming a try. I'd even give hakarl a try, not because even I think I might like it (I suppose it is possible) but just to experience something that vile.
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It's as souless as a corporate produced mascot made by a round table of 50 HR & marketing executives. He's as souless and money hungry as they are.
I think he sees people make 9/11 memes and not get the same reaction of why they're darkly humorus to them. I think he genuinely finds tragedy like that hilarious since it was 2 giant buildings full of office workers (normal people) who were killed by something - normie sheeple dying is hilarious to him. He seems like a genuine sociopath who doesn't relate to people like most other humans do, instead laughing at any misfortune that gives a rush of dopamine for seeing something so extreme and because lol wagie cucks weak for working and dying (eww). And he's justifying it with "you know they're politically capitalists and the brown people attacking were rebelling against big capitalist government like revolutionaries so obviously it's ok we can laugh at them since they're a symptom of the true evil gooberment" or some shit.
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Are we sure the spirit of the lolcow went to Ralph when chris got arrested?
Obsession with mother, then trooning, now making fun of THE american tragedy... I think cuckas may be a backward chris chan.
Obsession with mother, then trooning, now making fun of THE american tragedy... I think cuckas may be a backward chris chan.
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Nice try, you guys, but I'm not going to read all your sperging about Lucas being le edgy about 9/11 with a meme he stole from KF and this very thread.
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Thanks for making me feel like an idiot now, but this opens an entire can of worms.
Are we in a Joker/Batman situation, guys?
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I wash my hands off guilt and shall be known as Pontius Pilate from now on.
No. Lucas always was and still is deep in his heart a 4chaner. Le edgy and shitposting is all Lucas actually cares about. And drugs. And free gibs. And consuming and cooming. And more drugs.
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I know all that, and it is pretty clear that he does read us. This thread is probably the only internet focus of attention he has. It is also clear, and I discussed this ITT long ago, that he probably wished he could be one of us, writing all sorts of offensive stuff for shits and giggles.
I wonder if he really is far left or his politics are just what comes with his sissy fetish and otherwise he'd be in A&N ranting about the woke. I don't have any doubt that would he be an user of the farms, he would a-log ruthlessly some of the cows.
In any case, much like Chris-chan, he does seem to consider kiwis his friends in a rather twisted way.
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Super-Chevy454
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And they'll complain by saying "no, not like that" .
AutoClownMaker
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The clipped critic is right - the 9/11 post is just edgy. Perhaps only funny to the die-hard Queen Clara fanatic but those people are willing to watch Clara, spend money on the findomer, and send asspats to Clara. The 'no you are wrong' begs others to make a Simpsons Skinner meme. That 9/11 post will join the 41% of past Clara shitposts.
Want to make it about imperialism? Have that 1973 president of Chile fly into the side of the building.
Want to make internet drama? Clip the Hambly 'Elon leaving the CEO is 9/11' in front and then have Elon fly into the building. Label the smoking building after one of the Musk ventures that is a failure - the hyperloop and the other Twitter. Then a further clip of a collapse with the X branding and attach 'company economic value' label to the collapsing building.
Not sure what one puts in Clara's manly hands in either version. American power from the barrel of a gun works for the 1st but that needs labeling because unless you set up a shift from what the symbols are on their face you are gonna get your gay assed shit pushed in.
One can critique US conduct but that 3 second bit of media isn't it.
Want to make it about imperialism? Have that 1973 president of Chile fly into the side of the building.
Want to make internet drama? Clip the Hambly 'Elon leaving the CEO is 9/11' in front and then have Elon fly into the building. Label the smoking building after one of the Musk ventures that is a failure - the hyperloop and the other Twitter. Then a further clip of a collapse with the X branding and attach 'company economic value' label to the collapsing building.
Not sure what one puts in Clara's manly hands in either version. American power from the barrel of a gun works for the 1st but that needs labeling because unless you set up a shift from what the symbols are on their face you are gonna get your gay assed shit pushed in.
One can critique US conduct but that 3 second bit of media isn't it.
The Internet Dick
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Remember that Heath Ledger Joker line, 'You complete me'? I can confidently say Lucas sure as hell doesn't complete us. KF will go on long after Lucas sees himself for the freakish, misshapen eunuch he really is and goes off to join the 41%, making the world a saner, better, happier place. He's just one more farting Clown World commie degenerate in an interminable parade of farting Clown World commie degenerates.
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I cannot avoid but feeling that he craves us talking about him, and should the Farms ever disappear, it may actually be both the happiest and saddest day of his life at the same time.
What he was expecting to accomplish by shutting us off, he got for a while: becoming Queen Clara of the troons, the brave and stunning woman that ended the final boss of the internet, media attention, an unwarranted wikipedia page with his hagiography, fame and glory. Clout.
Even before Null managed to save the site, all of these things had crashed down in fire. While KF was still down, the other troons turned on him, crawled his internet history or even KF itself to find material to declare him tainted and unworthy of merit or acclaim, media quickly digested him, his streams were gloomier and sadder than the funeral of a 98 years old lady with no children of her own, he failed to use his clout to present himself as another liberal Youtube pundit and his (in his head) long awaited appearance at that Twitch convention ended up hidden in awkward silence in a basement with a bunch of nobodies.
And now we're back and we're the only thing he has. And he has to scrap our thread on him to create content to his largely ignored twitter account since harassing (ostensibly) conservative celebrities doesn't do anymore and the trans cult has moved on to whatever public erotic larp they're on lately.
Yes, the KiwiFarms survived him and doesn't need him, but every mention to him here is both a bliss and a curse to him.
How ironic, the sadist dominatrix is now a masochistic whore reading compulsively a thread in a forum he wanted to take down because it was unflattering to him, craving each word with the zeal of a crack addict, rejoicing in the pain and the humiliation in a twisted parasocial relationship.
We are demons to some, Lucas, and angels to others. We have such sights to show you... But, oh, no tears, please. It's a waste of a good suffering! It is not hands that summon us, it is desire. And you got your desires, you are in your own Hell, child, and quite unreachable. But not to worry, you have all eternity.
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Twitter Update
Keffals continues to grift off of 9/11 and both supporters and disparagers. A few select tweets:
In reference to another Tweet:
Tweet | Archive
A retweet of something Madison Cawthorn posted on the Insta:
Tweet | Archive
And for something non-9/11 related, Keffals bitches about quotes eventually vanishing (with a helpful Community Note for more context):
Tweet | Archive
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If Lucas dies, there will be a couple of days of shitposting about him dying here, and then Lucas will be remembered as the faggot who gave Elliot No Dong Jones the boost he needed to finally get something done in his years long of gayops to destroy the farms, which started when he mailed the ISP Jersh hosted KF's email from his Google email address. Years before this turbofaggot even discovered what the Farms are.
Lucas did nothing other than tweet with full autism behind it as he usually does, which comes natural to him, but the real gayops were done by someone else. He will never be a woman, and he's not that interesting or annoying now that he's not relevant anymore and even the trannies don't like him. It must hurt to Lucas that Elliot No Dong Jones his gayops were slightly more successful..
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That's his secret cap:
He never stopped doing crack.
*Avengers theme plays in the background*