Mike Hunt
kiwifarms.net
- Joined
- Jan 15, 2016
Peetz had (has? I should check his thread) a personality, as lame as it is. Salah is like a cartoon side character that never gets his own backstory. What do we even know about him? You could get Peetz to delightfully sperg on camera if you poked him right because Peetz actually had opinions and thoughts. The only opinions we've seen from Sally are given secondhand by Chins and whadda shock, are exactly HER opinions.
Peetz would give Chantal the business and also called out her shit. He's an annoying, Internet-ruined idiot, but he was GREAT foil for Chinny's shenanigans. Lolcows don't need to be likeable to be precious to us - quite the opposite.
I think it also bears mentioning that Salad has a far greater need for Chins than any of her former fupa handlers. If not for a leafland visa, at least for a relatively cushy life of luxury (in his mind, of course - I doubt anyone here is willing to take Chins' money in exchange for being her pretend husband). He likely has stuff on his mind, but he doesn't want to kill his golden hog, so he toes the line Chins wants him to.
That still makes him a doofus for choosing to live that life, of course. I'm just trying to be fair to him since he's the first in Chins' guys who can't get to Canada on his own.
There are a few instances here and there where Salad low-key disses Chins, so he has it in him to have a mind of his own, but he mostly keeps it in check because he hasn't yet secured the visa or wants to keep the free money coming in.