Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I wonder if he's ever been happy or if anything could actually make him happy.

I'm certain he was gleeful while planning to sue Taylor Swift, but I don't think he's ever enjoyed something for it's own sake. He is an empty little man.

 

[jerkstore]

I'm certain he was gleeful while planning to sue Taylor Swift, but I don't think he's ever enjoyed something for it's own sake. He is an empty little man.

this is one of the saddest (if one could eke out an ounce of sympathy for this douchecanoe) things about russell. even his most innocuous posts about animals he dislikes or random news articles he attempts to comment on seem so manufactured when he doesn’t decide to attach his actual feelings or opinion to them. when he posts such banal “everyman” things, he gets mad that no one reacts to them, then posts about how no one reacts to his posts so he’s ragequitting, then doesn’t actually ragequit. for someone so mad at the internet for being the sole reason he gets any attention at all, and would otherwise be just another fart in the wind, he sure as shit takes zero advantage of the tiny bit of attention he does get.

 

[moorhen]

Last time he commented on one of her posts, it was another pic of her on a boat and he said "Is that Mohamed's boat or whatever?" and was of course ignored.

No clue who Mohamed is, how he's involved with her, or how Russ would know. But he seems to think he's her Arabic boyfriend or something.

There is nothing anywhere online about her having a muslim boyfriend, or an arabic boyfriend, or even a boyfriend at all, besides her claim to fame being fucking Adam Levine.
Her last documented boyfriend before that is some random dude called Brad.

There's absolutely nothing, anywhere, on any of her social media that even mentions an Asian guy.
However, saying that, despite her large following on Insta, she gets very little engagement for her following, and her following on other platforms leads me to believe that the number of followers she has on instagram has been artifically inflated.
It's not out of the realm of possibilities that Rusty has DM'd her (her DMS are open and she probably sees most of them due to the poor engagement) and she's told him she has a boyfriend to get him to fuck off.

 

[Drowningman]

I don't think he can fully enjoy anything due to how messed up he is in the brain.
He is the guy who spends 4 grand on a hooker then brags about it on the internet.
Todays lunacy from Russ.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just think. That four grand he paid for a whore who never screwed him could have bought him a couple of weeks on a beautiful island, lounging on a beach with warm, crystal-clear water, having a nice local girl bringing him gyros and Mythos on demand.

But he would only complain about the heat.

A girl that he'd try to woo in his own way. But there's no way he'd be able to eat a gyro. Faggot can't chew. And beer? Alcohol is evil. He'd demand chocolate milk and a Costco muffin instead.

I wonder if he's ever been happy or if anything could actually make him happy.

He was happy after doing a hooker for the first time.

And that's now become his happy place meaning he can only feel happy when balls deep in some whore.

 

[Drowningman]

When your hobbies are paying hookers for sex and chasing after cheerleaders on IG,,Well that sums up your life very fast.

 

[Armitage]

A girl that he'd try to woo in his own way. But there's no way he'd be able to eat a gyro. Faggot can't chew. And beer? Alcohol is evil. He'd demand chocolate milk and a Costco muffin instead.


He was happy after doing a hooker for the first time.

And that's now become his happy place meaning he can only feel happy when balls deep in some whore.

Ah but that is the good thing, he doesn't need to get a pita but just the meat which is in little chunks so he doesn't need to chew. However I would give money to see him try to eat spanakopita or something with crispy filo.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

But there's no way he'd be able to eat a gyro. Faggot can't chew. And beer? Alcohol is evil. He'd demand chocolate milk and a Costco muffin instead.

and there's no chance whatsoever he'd be able to eat any of the seafood

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

and there's no chance whatsoever he'd be able to eat any of the seafood

He needs to stick his head in the seawater and filter feed. He can get some plankton through that sieve he calls a mouth.

 

[moorhen]

and there's no chance whatsoever he'd be able to eat any of the seafood

Are you kidding me? He could just swallow it whole like a penguin. It would probably make eating easier for him, if anything. They wouldn't even need to cook it for him, fish already have a natural slime coat, they're lubed up and ready to go, something Rusty has never even experienced before.

He should probably stay away from shellfish though.

 

[Drowningman]

Today we have a horrorshow,
Russ found another only fans girl.

 

[The Great Citracett]

She'll be 50 when that song releases.

 

[Drowningman]

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She'll be 50 when that song releases.

sure Russ that will win her heart,

 

[moorhen]

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She'll be 50 when that song releases.

You have to admire him, it didn't work for Taylor, or Ariana, or Heidi Klum or Yovanna, but this one will definitely be the one to woo the woman of his (wet) dreams.
It'll be even sweeter that she has to wait forever for him to release the song because he's in a legal slapfight he's definitely going to win.

 

[TractorGirl]

Today we have a horrorshow,
Russ found another only fans girl.
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“If I DM you, respond” Girl, them there’s a-suing words!
Can’t wait for Russ’ reeing about her not responding to him.

 

[The Great Citracett]

You have to admire him, it didn't work for Taylor, or Ariana, or Heidi Klum or Yovanna, but this one will definitely be the one to woo the woman of his (wet) dreams.
It'll be even sweeter that she has to wait forever for him to release the song because he's in a legal slapfight he's definitely going to win.

Just wait until he tells her she's "more than just a burlesque show."

Hearing that a year or more from now will mean so much more than a few contest votes today.

 

[Not At All A Lizard]

I love how he starts that comment by saying "No, I didn't spend 12 seconds clicking on a website to vote for your thing". That'll sure get you in her good graces.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

She'll be 50 when that song releases.

Rates optimistic

 

[Drowningman]

I love how he starts that comment by saying "No, I didn't spend 12 seconds clicking on a website to vote for your thing". That'll sure get you in her good graces.

I asked a lady co worker who knows nothing about Russtard and showed her the Mariah post and her reply was " He has to be extremally narcissistic to post a repone like that"

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

I love how he starts that comment by saying "No, I didn't spend 12 seconds clicking on a website to vote for your thing". That'll sure get you in her good graces.

He could have even lied and said yeah i voted for you. You should check out my cool song i wrote about you when it releases next year. But no he just says no im not voting for you, but you should get hyped for my song about how much I wanna fuck you.