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Unfortunately it doesn't even exist any more. If it did, though, drinking it would be gayer than drinking semen.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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AutoClownMaker
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Odds are because the cops understand there is this SWATing situation.
Being not-Black also helps where the cops have issues with the low economic class Blacks in MKE.
As for him being "middle class" economically the facts are not in evidence.
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What baffles me is why after 43 times they haven't come up with a system where they just call first, it seems when Daddy Jim and Balldo Man and the like were getting SWATed they quickly came to an arrangement with the cops that they would just call first.
Maybe with a streamer it's because they can check to see if the streamer is live and everything is fine, maybe Pat just oinks angrily at them everytime and hasn't stopped to think of a way of dealing with it thats better for him and the cops who are having their time wasted.
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I also wondered about that.
Pat is unable to communicate in a civilized manner and is bad at getting his point across and was very hostile to the cops from the beginning, so that surely didn't help.
I would guess it is because in your examples, Jim and Nick live in smaller towns or suburbs which are serviced by law enforcement stations with only a handful of cops, easier there to inform everybody that they guy at that address has been swatted already and to call beforehand or just send a simple patrol there.
Pat lives in a larger city where the police department has hundreds of active duty cops at any time. With a bigger organization comes often worse communication, and they haven't got a good system in place to flag addresses that have already been swatted.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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They have to share a state with Fatrick. That would make anyone drink, eat fatty foods, and try to die as quickly as possible
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It all comes back to him being an attention whore and creating a spectacle of himself. He freaks out EVERY SINGLE TIME and it's really funny. That's not an excuse to SWAT him but that might explain why it's so frequent, if Tubby Tomlinson wasn't SWATing himself.
The cops are fully aware of his situation and have to respond to the 911 call. Instead of acting like a man and respectfully telling the cops the situation, he acts like an asshole. And surprise the cops act like assholes back.
I've gotten away with so much shit by playing nice and acting respectful to cops. That's why niggers end up serving 5 years for a couple grams of smoke. They act fucking stupid. Pat is no better than the people he is grinding into charcuterie meats.
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Well, you are what you eat.
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Okay, some of you are ruining the vibe of this picture and you need to go.
No, not the strange woman hunched over on Instagram.
No, not the Mexican woman talking on her phone.
No, not the old veteran off in the distance. Thank you for your service.
Just the one that's gayly oinking about children.
Oh, and no hard feelings to anyone on the right of him. We'd keep you but then we'd have to photoshop a gray blob over the narcissistic pig in a perpetual state of denial. Hope you understand.
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Did Fatrick ever get convicted for threatening to kill his first, smarter wife and their unborn child? If he did, then he is probably flagged as a domestic abuser so the police are unable to not respond.
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He plead no contest so yeah.
That explains it actually, and why the cops are always insistent Nikki comes to the door before they'll leave.
That conviction has Fat flagged as a spousal abusing faggot, they have to respond everytime.
Elderly Homosexual Negro
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I can't find the post, but Pat once visited a slightly higher end dive bar and ordered a glass of Jefferson's Ocean Aged Whiskey. He forced the negress waitress to stand there with some strange box they bring the whiskey over in so he could take a photo and post it to twitter. In typical Pat fashion he also tweeted a lecture about the whiskey like he was an expert, informing everyone that the whiskey was aged at sea in a certain type of barrel so it would be exposed to the sea air giving it a unique taste etc... or something along those lines.
It's a proper rube gimmick whiskey, so Pat was all about it. I don't think he even ordered a glass of it, he had like a teaspoons worth in the bottom of a small glass so he was probably just testing it.
DSP's Tax Lawyer
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No stalker child, I do not threaten to kill people. I make promises. Wait for the knock
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There is also evidence that Fat has not been so law abiding.
Unless threatening to murder people, including a newly born child, is within the law.
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Because the lawyers are in league with the trolls, child. You can tell because they say things like "Just log off Twitter" and "Stop responding to them."
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Of course the police fucking hate him. Every time they are called out to the ha’hovel, they’re already given an impression that this is the time he actually killed his spouse. And even if they’re brand new to the fucking force, first hour of their first beat before anyone can explain who this piggy faggot is, just interacting with Fatrick is sufficient to permanently convince them that he is a potential threat to anyone weaker than he.
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...it's in a fucking sealed barrel. The fuck does the air outside the barrel have to do with anything?
I've heard of maturing stuff in barrels used to hold Port or charred oak, but thats the inside of the barrel that's actually in contact with the spirit.
How by Jack Daniels rotted toe is the air outside a sealed barrel gonna make a difference to your rotgut, you fuckin' rube?
Gawddamn this man is gullible.
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And “Why are you so fat? And stink so bad? Do you have a serious glandular issue?”
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Wood is vapour permeable… but yeah, it’s totally a gimmick.
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Fucking lol there is no way I'm gonna believe an Irishman trying to sell me "Ocean Aged" Whiskey.
No offense to the Irish, half my family are from the Old Country but that's why I know a blag when I hear one.
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Humans are not driven by logic, regardless of what people tell themselves. Niki is no different.
She was an old maid until she was almost 40. It’s safe to assume she actually loves Pat despite the harm he has caused her. (That is one of many clues that she’s got untreated codependency issues.) Pat has tweeted about how she is mentally ill and has made it known she relies on him to make sure she takes her meds.
You can’t ignore these factors when pondering WTF she is thinking. There’s a reason people in abusive relationships usually split up temporarily many times before they break it off for good — if indeed they ever do. Only the terminally online with no relationship experience or emotional IQ assume that a first break between these two would absolutely last. Abusive relationships often drag on for years and even more often never end with any finality until one of the partners dies.
She was an old maid until she was almost 40. It’s safe to assume she actually loves Pat despite the harm he has caused her. (That is one of many clues that she’s got untreated codependency issues.) Pat has tweeted about how she is mentally ill and has made it known she relies on him to make sure she takes her meds.
You can’t ignore these factors when pondering WTF she is thinking. There’s a reason people in abusive relationships usually split up temporarily many times before they break it off for good — if indeed they ever do. Only the terminally online with no relationship experience or emotional IQ assume that a first break between these two would absolutely last. Abusive relationships often drag on for years and even more often never end with any finality until one of the partners dies.