TheDarknessGrows
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It is extremely comfortable.
Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.
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fridgesama
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laziest duo in the whole sector, half the time it's just Andy playing videogames. It's not 2013 anymore "smartski" nobody wants to watch you a 35 year old man play final fantasy for the 100th time in your life.
The skits and having guests on is what helps improve a show and expands your catalog, it's why anyone that puts the slightest effort in this business get alot of attention fast.
The skits and having guests on is what helps improve a show and expands your catalog, it's why anyone that puts the slightest effort in this business get alot of attention fast.
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Isn't this like the re-re-re opening?
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- Jun 6, 2020
Kino Casino is like a restaurant with bad owners in that they're employing the strategy of changing what the aesthetics of the menus look like, the patterns on the cutlery, and what colour the walls are when the chief issues with the establishment are that people are complaining about the quality and selection of the food as well as the quality of the wait staff.
It's all busy work to avoid actually doing something about the show by being able to say that they're at least doing something at all. In the case of the restaurant owner a failed business may screw up their life or severely alter its trajectory. In the case of retarded and lazy streamers they'll either try out a new niche to start the new cycle or they'll be forced to actually enter the real world (at least for Ashton as Andy likely has more rope due to his dad.)
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"hoookaay folks! we havin another grand opening folks! like youve never seen before folks get ready folks!"
"T-T-T-T-T-TOO RIGHT, P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PPP!! thank you Ralph for being the only reason we can exist, because without you nobody would care anymore!
"T-T-T-T-T-TOO RIGHT, P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PPP!! thank you Ralph for being the only reason we can exist, because without you nobody would care anymore!
this, only the food gets worse
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The show would be infinitely more entertaining if Gordon Ramsey showed up and starting bitching them out.
ViIDEO GAMES! Why are you playing fuckin video games?! You're supposed to be making fuckin Kino! Fuck me PPP, you've done nothing all week, your Kino is shit! Look at this Kino Ashton! IT'S FUCKIN RAW!!!
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PPP: "Woaaaaaaaah buddyyyyyyy!"
Andy: "A-a-ashton, ASHTON, A-ASHTON! Who let this Australian g-guy into the st-st-st-st-st-st-studio? This. Is. So. KINO!"
Donuteater
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It’s frustrating to watch them get caught in such an avoidable spiral. Plan out the show, stick to a format, stop interrupting yourselves with donations. Instead they decided that the issue is there isn’t enough junk in the room. I can understand a studio refresh for technical reasons, or wanting to change the format of the show, but that isn’t whats happening. It’s just more crap in the room that ashton can male the same one joke about.
We know you brought all the stuff for cheap. Pretending it cost you more than ten dollars wasn’t funny the first time, and it won’t be funny just because you have new clothes to brag about.
We know you brought all the stuff for cheap. Pretending it cost you more than ten dollars wasn’t funny the first time, and it won’t be funny just because you have new clothes to brag about.
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>The potatoes are so raw, Lays wants to purchase them to make chips!
>You used so many potatoes, the Irish are starving to death again!
>You used so much oil, it's like you after a 1-minute workout on the treadmill!
>Look at this slop Andy, it's a culinary catastrophe, it's like Ashtonne's dinner!
>The oven isn't even on, donkey! I can still hear Me-me-metorkur mass-masochist for WANG HUNDREEEDD DOLLAHZ from within!
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There Is Light At The End
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Ontario is in grave danger. If chips are gone, with what The Creature will sate it's appetite? One can shudder of thought of what shall replace them
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If they're not going to stream on YT I doubt it's going to help them much.
Actually scratch that, I doubt it's going to help them much, period. Putting a bow on a turd is not gonna do anything.
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PPP strikes me as the type of guy to just order a large gravy from a poutinerie and grab a straw on his way out.
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Perhaps a poll to talk about what sort of regarded props they will come up with?
More lights
A set of dono gifs
Something inflatable.
Or the true tried DSP method- Bubble guns when the dono's hit juuuuust right.
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An upgrade from the dollar store slot machine to one ordered from wish.
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- Nov 26, 2016
All they need is the triangle to wrangle the drooling re-re-retard.
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These dummies really missed their mark with the latest crazy Ralph stuff. It's all old news now and will be older when they finally do a stream about it two weeks from now.
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You can't rush perfection! Think of all the things they have to cover first, like:
- WHOOOOAAA BUDDY
- HOOOOOOLEEEEEEE
- A-A-A-ASHTONNE
- BLING BLONG DING DONG FOR $50
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- M-M-M-METOKUR MASOCHIST
- WHOOOOAAAAAAA
- AHAHAHAHAHAH
OakTreeinTheGarden
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I check their channel occasionally to see if they've done anything on the latest wave of Ralph drama, and every time I check the date on that last stream just gets longer and longer. Talk about dropping the bag.
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The first hour will be Andy s-s-s-sperging out over all the wall decorations and how everything went with their move into
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