Sam Hyde

New tweet from Jet, something about Chris (b9tum0r) taking control of their NFT contract and cutting off contact with the rest of the team. Jet says he anticipates the money from the 1st drop will likely be gone.
Maybe it wasn’t the brightest idea to hire a bunch of druggie retards to run your business. Pretty funny assuming it’s not just a work.

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This is an obvious troll you stupid fucking retard and anyone who says otherwise unironically is retarded.
 
If it is a bit then I’m not sure what the punchline would be, “hahaha just kidding, your money is completely safe with us, but imagine?? lol”
Doesn’t seem like the kind of thing to fuck around with, but they always surprise me with how retarded they can get.
If it’s a bit then I blames the whippits.
A surprising number of people think that a “successful troll” is just making someone believe something that’s already believable.

*Says something retarded*
“Wow you sure are retarded”
“HA jokes on you! I was merely pretending to be retarded :smug:
 
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A surprising number of people think that a “successful troll” is just making someone believe something that’s already believable.

*Says something retarded*
“Wow you sure are retarded”
“HA jokes on you! I was merely pretending to be retarded”
Just goes to show how terribly lame and dumb both Jet and Chris are and by extension Sam for even interacting with them.

edit: Funniest Jet Neptune moment
 
A surprising number of people think that a “successful troll” is just making someone believe something that’s already believable.

*Says something retarded*
“Wow you sure are retarded”
“HA jokes on you! I was merely pretending to be retarded”
How??? How are people this stupid? Has anyone been following that project? It's not even a troll. It's meme pasta from another NFT project. It's also not lol so randumb, it's clearly to promote the mondo megabits NFT project that comes out soon (as clearly stated in the pasta). The same project Sam made a million off in 48 hours last year and the money they used for Fishtank. Haven't been following it, or any other NFT project, but this is the exact type of humor they've been playing around with since it started and it's also just blatantly fucking obvious.
 
How??? How are people this stupid? Has anyone been following that project? It's not even a troll. It's meme pasta from another NFT project. It's also not lol so randumb, it's clearly to promote the mondo megabits NFT project that comes out soon (as clearly stated in the pasta). The same project Sam made a million off in 48 hours last year and the money they used for Fishtank. Haven't been following it, or any other NFT project, but this is the exact type of humor they've been playing around with since it started and it's also just blatantly fucking obvious.
Read the thread you tard
 
Just came across this tweet. No way this isn't some half-assed publicity stunt to drum up attention https://x.com/mondomegabits/status/1700250252123787318?s=20
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He strikes me as nigger rich. He bought that Porsche (a company him and Nick made fun of countless times for the corny people who buy them) 911 GT3 for a bunch of money with the proceeds from his NFT thing. He recently bought another high dollar car, Venturi 400 Trophy for over 200k. That's close to half a million in cars in a year or so.
If only this stupid spending could have been forseen by his ever growing frivolous purchases of $1000 jackets and $250 beanies just for him to wear them once, no doubt influenced by wiggersquad. Obviously half a mil on cars is far greater of a financial hit, but it's not like he's been wise with money as of recent or anything. At least previously he bought shit mostly related to projects.
 
The quality of Sam's standup is completely dependent on whether or not the crowd is aware of who he is. When he's in front of a bunch of MDE fans that magic of actively pissing off the audience is lost and it just comes off as edgy for the sake of edgy. This is why his new stuff is pretty meh and his old bits like the Ted talk trolling worked so well. You need that reaction from the audience.
Go rewatch his old standup and you will notice the difference almost immediately.
Sam's standup is about antagonizing the audience which requires them to not be fans. Back in the day before he blew up as a internet personality clubs and venues didn't know about him so he could just get in a random place and fuck with the audience. He can't do that anymore. His name is too infamous and it's a major risk for the owners to allow him to perform.. It's likely he can't find clubs to do it in anymore because of this.
 
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You guys are so retarded it's unreal. This is just one of those classic jokes where you give your investors an aneurysm.
Exactly, how does this half-assed troll attempt benefit them at all? I doubt Jet or anyone else involved in the 'Mondo Megabits' shit has the cognitive ability to realize but doesn't this undermine the project and it's credibilty (just what every NFT scam project needs the most!) at least a little bit?
 
Exactly, how does this half-assed troll attempt benefit them at all? I doubt Jet or anyone else involved in the 'Mondo Megabits' shit has the cognitive ability to realize but doesn't this undermine the project and it's credibilty (just what every NFT scam project needs the most!) at least a little bit?
Maybe they got fuck you money and they can afford to take risks like that? Or it could be an attempt to garner controversy and therefore attention?
Who knows; the wigger crew are fuckin' retarded. Except for Jet, he's grown on me
 
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