Inactive Shmorky / David Kelly / Daisy Kay / Sandypants / Peaches the Puppy & Ex-Fiance Amanda "Mandy" Mullen - Something Awful throwaway, pedophile sexual predator, abusive tranny schizo chaser; batshit crazy ex-fiancée

[Beaniebon]

Honestly, I can believe it. He might have started speaking in it for a while at this point, to the point where he couldn't return to his normal register.

If not, then he's got to stop. What makes "trannies" believe that raising their voices make them more feminine?

Is he trying to sound feminine? He doesn't. What so ever. I thought he was trying to sound like a cartoon character. If he was trying so sound feminine, he should just speak softer, not higher (or at least, that's what I've noticed work for passing trans people coupled with voice training).

 

[Jerk Sauce]

Is he trying to sound feminine? He doesn't. What so ever. I thought he was trying to sound like a cartoon character. If he was trying so sound feminine, he should just speak softer, not higher (or at least, that's what I've noticed work for passing trans people coupled with voice training).

I'm not sure that he is, while I don't know the specifics of what he's going for, Shmorky is one of the 'them/they' crowd in that he see's himself as genderless.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

I saw the best minds of our generation destroyed by trannification, starving hysterical gender neutral, dragging themselves through the meme streets at dawn looking for an HRT fix mickey-mousevoiced animators burning for the ancient heavenly internet asspats to the starry dynamo in the machinery of twitter.com

@Lowtax

 

[Jaiman]

I assumed Shmorky was doing some kind of voice therapy and his weird voice that he has now was becoming natural. It's hard to believe he was playing with his voice during that "girlfriend freak out" recording.

 

[AnOminous]

I assumed Shmorky was doing some kind of voice therapy and his weird voice that he has now was becoming natural. It's hard to believe he was playing with his voice during that "girlfriend freak out" recording.

I doubt any medical advisor told him to squeak like some kind of annoying rodent, any more than one would advise him to wear a wig made out of yarn.

 

[Honeybunny]

I doubt any medical advisor told him to squeak like some kind of annoying rodent, any more than one would advise him to wear a wig made out of yarn.

While it is encouraged for troons to speak in softer, less heavy tones (basically to raise your voice to make it more akin to a contralto than say a baritone) no medical advisor worth their salt will ever tell you to turn into a cartoon character to seem passable - which heavily suggests Shmorky has probably self-diagnosed


Not that that'd surprise anybody

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

His ex mentioned that he had never had any sort of professional treatment whatsoever while they were together. His masculine features were a source of anxiety, but it was just too hard to apply for hormones. The voice was probably something he trained himself to do, since he really wants to be a cartoon boy-girl-Smurf above all else.

 

[Plesioth]

I knew they were weird but I didn't know they were this fucking weird. I kinda feel for his ex if Shmorky really did take away her meds , that's a shit thing to do.

 

[Splendid]

I don't get all of this handwringing over his ex.
She said she knew what she was getting into, so it's her fault.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

I haven't been keeping up with him since he went full Klurf, but it's funny that yet another genderfluid tumblr hero turns out to be a mentally ill sex pervert who should be kept away from children at all costs.
Actually, maybe I shouldn't blame tumblr for once, considering everyone who still posts on Something Awful seems to be utterly dysfunctional.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I don't get all of this handwringing over his ex.
She said she knew what she was getting into, so it's her fault.

She gravitates towards absolute shitheads, yes, and her exes allegedly include a rapist and a murderer. But he's at least equally responsible for being a shithead in the first place.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

That business of wetting himself and then pressing himself against the wall muttering "I'm a bad wittle boy, I'm a bad wittle boy" is some Special Victims Unit shit. I have no sympathy for his ex, solely because she dated him after witnessing that. Even if he tried to pass it off as a "joke", any sane person would flee far, far away.

 

[nyess]

One is a psychotic ftm...

"DO YOU WANNA RAPE ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

The other...

"Well you didn't act afraid when you were harassing them, you didn't act afraid..."

Is a narcissistic troon making cartoons on the internet...

Together, they'll work with a drunk who owes alimony...

"WHY DID YOU MENTION MANGOSTEEN? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION MANGOSTEEEEEE-"

To run a dying website. And the three of them will find out, that managing a forum with a diaperfur...

"Are you pissing yourself?"

"I-I'm a bad wittle boy..."

Is not as easy as it seems!

This summer, Rob Schneider is...SHMORKY!

rated PG-13

 

[Chespirito]

His ex mentioned that he had never had any sort of professional treatment whatsoever while they were together. His masculine features were a source of anxiety, but it was just too hard to apply for hormones. The voice was probably something he trained himself to do, since he really wants to be a cartoon boy-girl-Smurf above all else.

I just don't understand why he didn't take the CN and Hub money he made and put it towards moving closer to LA and medical care/HRT? This person's just a couple years shy of turning 40, what is it about cows and common sense?

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

One is a psychotic ftm...

"DO YOU WANNA RAPE ME?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"

The other...

"Well you didn't act afraid when you were harassing them, you didn't act afraid..."

Is a narcissistic troon making cartoons on the internet...

Together, they'll work with a drunk who owes alimony...

"WHY DID YOU MENTION MANGOSTEEN? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MENTION MANGOSTEEEEEE-"

To run a dying website. And the three of them will find out, that managing a forum with a diaperfur...

"Are you pissing yourself?"

"I-I'm a bad wittle boy..."

Is not as easy as it seems!

This summer, Rob Schneider is...SHMORKY!

rated PG-13

 

[RM 810]

I just don't understand why he didn't take the CN and Hub money he made and put it towards moving closer to LA and medical care/HRT? This person's just a couple years shy of turning 40, what is it about cows and common sense?

Because no doctor in their right mind would ever give him access to HRT, he could have brought it off the internet I guess, but female hormones cause infertility and erectile disfunction, so I'd bet he's not actually interested in them for the same reason all the other fetishists aren't.

 

[H3LLH4MM3R666]

*2nd plane hits the WTC*

squeaky voice: "oh god the humanity! thousands of people are dead!"

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

I don't get all of this handwringing over his ex.
She said she knew what she was getting into, so it's her fault.

Honestly, his ex seems like a psycho bitch attempting to get revenge on Shmorky by airing his dirty laundry. Which doesn't make Shmorky any less of an autist, just makes the whole thing a textbook case of sped romance. I would take what she says with a grain of salt, though, she doesn't seem like a particularly reliable source.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I just don't understand why he didn't take the CN and Hub money he made and put it towards moving closer to LA and medical care/HRT? This person's just a couple years shy of turning 40, what is it about cows and common sense?

They don't know what the term means, obviously.

But in Shmorky's case, it is baffling. Both he and his ex have problems, wouldn't it be better if they were nipped in the bud? Oh wait, it's because Shmork came from SA, a site known for its members (and founder) being psychopathic idiots. My bad.

 

[fcgh vgcf]

Honestly, his ex seems like a psycho bitch attempting to get revenge on Shmorky by airing his dirty laundry. Which doesn't make Shmorky any less of an autist, just makes the whole thing a textbook case of sped romance. I would take what she says with a grain of salt, though, she doesn't seem like a particularly reliable source.

diaper fur that is a literal menace to society v. nutty sad schizo
this is prob. the only time i'll ever choose a mentally insane person over another