Nintendo Switch (Currently Plagued) - Here we shit post about the new Nintendo console, The Switch

[Epoch]

Tomb Raider Trilogy, Hire This Man Edition

They let you toggle graphics at least, but OpenLara is still probably better.

 

[Anonitolia]

Tomb Raider Trilogy "remaster" which looks like a Gamecube game. Toggle to turn off the new graphics.

 

[Anonitolia]

Trombone Champ port with motion controls
I was going to joke and say that it's a Wii Music sequel but it wasn't made by Nintendo, was it? Joke wouldn't really work.

 

[Epoch]

Unicorn Overlord's music sounds like Nier, I wonder if they got Keiichi Okabe.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Some great shit was announced, Unicorn Overlord was nice, Vanillaware stuff is awesome usually.

Trace Memory is the one I've repeatedly heard this week but I guess we'll see tonight.

Edit - tonight my time, tomorrow morning for you suckers!

You were right, I guess I was just hoping for Hotel Dusk. This is still cool though, the games look amazing.

 

[Anonitolia]

New TTRPG from Atlus called "Unicorn Overlord"
Looks alright? The graphics are dogshit- it looks borderline AI-generated in how generic-anime everything is, and the animation is solely made up of shitty tweening- but I can't comment on anything else because barely any gameplay was shown. Seems to be going the way of Fire Emblem in terms of combat.

 

[Anonitolia]

Dark Moon remaster is somehow coming next summer? What, why, how.

 

[Anonitolia]

Sora amiibo is the final Ultimate amiibo and it's coming out next year

 

[Anonitolia]

GODDAMN IT WHY
F-ZERO DOESN'T DESERVE A SHITTY BATTLE ROYALE OF THE ORIGINAL, COME ON MAN
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The customization looks cool and it's nice F-Zero is getting any attention at all, but fuckin
It deserves a new game already
This is cruel and unusual punishment
You can't even play it without NSO

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Nintendo Museum is kinda neat. I bet that Sora Amiibo will be a fairly valuable collector's item some day.

F-Zero 99 looks fun, damn.

 

[Epoch]

The F-Zero music sounds super compressed, nothing like how it sounds on Snes

 

[Anonitolia]

more WarioWare stuff, themed around a tropical resort
minigames based around using motion controls to get into a specific pose, hole-in-the-wall style
also Wario might have a new voice already? He sounds different in the intro

Launches Nov 3rd, 200+ games

 

[Epoch]

Legally obligated farming sim

Who actually plays all these? I thought people only played Stardew Valley

 

[Anonitolia]

Legally obligated farming sim

Who actually plays all these? I thought people only played Stardew Valley

they do, but nobody understands that
I think the Eastward DLC being DLC is actually a decent way of doing it since it ties into a different style of gameplay as a breather from it instead of being the entire gameplay loop on its own. Glad there haven't really been any other farming games so far.

 

[Anonitolia]

More Wave 6 news. Daisy Circuit included. Pauline, Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, and Peachette are joining. Peachette is very confusing to me because what is the point when Toadette and multiple Peaches are already in the game but w/ever.

Arrives "this holiday".

 

[Anonitolia]

TTYD?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

After F-Zero this Direct fell off a cliff. Pretty good until then.

Oh shit, Paper Mario remake?!

 

[Anonitolia]

AYYYY
PAPER MARIO TTYD REMAKE

 

[Anonitolia]

OH I'M SO GLAD THEY AREN'T USING THAT AWFUL TRANSPARENT UI THAT PLAGUES EVERY DAMN MARIO REMAKE FOR THE MOST PART

 

[BananaSplit²]

Most pleasant surprises of this stream (Fourth game is Fushigi no Dungeon 6)

Also a bunch of new japanese releases too for this winter/2024, such as Spy x Family, Crayon Shin-chan, Stray Children, Three Kingdoms 8 Remake, Fit Boxing Hatsune Miku