I'm nearing the end of the stream where Josh talks about the British. And someone in chat asked him about Sargon. Which reminded me of something. Sargon tweeted out saying
The british probably should stay quiet on this topic, but he's not wrong. Mexican food can be good when you are drunk, but it is absolutely all the same kind of greasy slop assembled in 20 slightly different ways.
I'm nearing the end of the stream where Josh talks about the British. And someone in chat asked him about Sargon. Which reminded me of something. Sargon tweeted out saying
It finally occurred to me, the meme shouldn't be "white people don't season dey food", it should be directed at fucking Brits. "Assault on the senses"? I would assume any dish going beyond dumping a can of baked beans on a plain white piece of bread and calling that food probably WOULD be an assault on the senses when your taste buds have been conditioned and calibrated to Britslop your entire life. Kay's cooking isn't an outlier, it's reality.
Hey josh whats your take on prostitutes? I remember you saying something like you hate sex workers/ thots etc, but then you say those fucking reddit incels need to pay prostitutes, isnt that just changing from incel virgin redditor loser to redditor loser that has to pay for sex?
It would make them less obviously insane, imo. Whilst not a real solution to their problems, it would at least ameliorate some of the symptoms. That's my view, anyway.
You all wanna try being raised in a country with 2 days of sunshine a year, where your houses are so close together you can hear your neighbour shitting, and a car crashing through Booze Bargains is a nice change from the norm
Sausage roll and beans is a taste sensation, I like being grey faced, malnourished, and miserable
Danelo Cavalcante, an undocumented Brazilian murderer who stabbed his girlfriend 38 times in front of children, escaped the jail he was located in on August 31 by crab walking up a wall.
The district attorney's office and police department were apparently abysmal with relaying the information to locals in a reasonable time, allowing the escapee enough time to gather resources without being recognized.
There's an entire timeline of his sightings that make for an interesting read. Highlights include; stealing a van from a dairy farm, stealing a .22 caliber rifle from a local's house and then getting shot, and sleeping under a pile of logs at a tractor trailer store.
This guy was 5'0 tall, 120lbs and somehow kept slipping through police perimeters. There were also dozens of sightings. "Gonzo" journalists and even Dog the Bounty Hunter were set to find him.
He was eventually caught by border patrol and a K-9 unit named Yoda.
FUN FACT: This is the exact same area where the Bam Margera manhunt occurred a few months earlier.
That’s considerably more exciting than the British islamic spy who escaped from Wandsworth. Police eventually started checking every vehicle at every port, despite initially insisting he was hiding in a park in London.
Finally he was spotted and nabbed. Escaping from the park along a canal towpath, on a pushbike.
It finally occurred to me, the meme shouldn't be "white people don't season dey food", it should be directed at fucking Brits. "Assault on the senses"? I would assume any dish going beyond dumping a can of baked beans on a plain white piece of bread and calling that food probably WOULD be an assault on the senses when your taste buds have been conditioned and calibrated to Britslop your entire life. Kay's cooking isn't an outlier, it's reality.
America is no better, the food there being 84% seed oil, hence the weight of the average mutt being 350lbs (giga-obese), whilst the average bong is a mere 240lbs (very, very fat). The reality is, ofc, that no matter where you are in the developed world you can eat just about whatever you want, and most sane people choose a diet made up of cuisine from all around the globe. Growing up, the most popular dishes in my family were Mediterranean style (lasagne, spaghetti bolognaise etc) and I continue this preference into my adulthood, eating mostly pizza now
despite initially insisting he was hiding in a park in London.
Finally he was spotted and nabbed. Escaping from the park along a canal towpath, on a pushbike
Heh, when this was covered on MATi last week Josh was insisting the guy was obviously, OBVIOUSLY, well clear of the park whilst they were in the process of locking it down. I reiterate, Heh.
Whilst we're on the subject of terrible Bri'ish food, what are some iconic delicacies that America has added to the field of classic cuisine? All I can think of is Burger (absolutely legit classic dish but essentially a sandwich), Hot dog (a really awful type of sandwich made with guts/abatoir sweepings/seed oil), and Meatloaf (idk wtf this is, sounds like a loaf but with meat added to the dough before cooking? Some sort of bizarro sandwich?). The sandwich was, ofc, a wholly British invention https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Sandwich and is, to my mind, the second best culinary innovation in human history, behind only the Pizza.