Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[toilet_rainbow]

I'm to the point now I can predict Lou on disqus, "I know you are but what am I?" "URA NAZI RETARD" "Conservatives stoopid me smurt". It's like a broken record.

You could replace Lou with a script and I probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. He’s only semi-creative when he’s thinking of ways for people to maim or kill themselves because they gave him a sad-mad. Even then he goes back to “seig heil, Himmler” or “okay, Klan” because anything else requires more than two brain cells.

Also, regarding the USPS tweet… does that imply that he’s been getting packages every day for the past three plus days? How poor of him!

 

[Doggo]

Lou only wants an Apple Watch because the new one was announced at the Apple event yesterday. Probably the biggest change is a really cool feature where you can tap your thumb and index finger together and it’ll detect that and do stuff. Apart from that, nothing much apart from it being carbon neutral. Many more changes to iPhone though.

I want an iPhone 15 pro max. The camera system is incredible, and being able to record video straight to SSD over USB-C is also going to be handy.

 

[Spunt]

If your SM bio is just a list of people you hate, you may not actually be on the Right Side of History.

 

[Asian tech support]

Probably the biggest change is a really cool feature where you can tap your thumb and index finger together and it’ll detect that and do stuff.

Yeah It'll report you to the ADL for flashing the OK gesture.

USPS
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The more I read this, the funnier it gets. Just how much junk is he buying? And he's never experienced mail being late? Or is it because he's ordering so much he doesn't notice when one of his many packages is a day late until now. Are packages the only form of mail he receives? It's not like he pays bills or anything.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

The more I read this, the funnier it gets. Just how much junk is he buying? And he's never experienced mail being late? Or is it because he's ordering so much he doesn't notice when one of his many packages is a day late until now. Are packages the only form of mail he receives? It's not like he pays bills or anything.

He used to bitch about Amazon always being “late,” too. He’s so impatient that he cannot comprehend that while mail usually comes at a consistent time range, it varies widely. I’ve had USPS drop off my mail as late as 9 PM for whatever reason. It’s very rare, but the workers are human too.

We know that it’s all just the latest compulsive purchase, too. It’s okay if Chromebook number 37 or shitty art furry comic 52 is a day late. I promise.

 

[Sintharia]

Amazing how as soon as the publicly funded service is inconveniencing him, it's no longer worthy of funding. Lou is a true socialist, yinz guys. (The bad service definitely doesn't have anything to do with budget cuts to the USPS with the intention of making privatization look increasingly appealing. It's not like there's a playbook for that or anything.)

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Amazing how as soon as the publicly funded service is inconveniencing him, it's no longer worthy of funding. Lou is a true socialist, yinz guys. (The bad service definitely doesn't have anything to do with budget cuts to the USPS with the intention of making privatization look increasingly appealing. It's not like there's a playbook for that or anything.)

I just love how he complains about where tax dollars are going and he has never in his life paid taxes.

 

[Doggo]

Amazing how as soon as the publicly funded service is inconveniencing him, it's no longer worthy of funding. Lou is a true socialist, yinz guys. (The bad service definitely doesn't have anything to do with budget cuts to the USPS with the intention of making privatization look increasingly appealing. It's not like there's a playbook for that or anything.)

Lou complains about a government service?

Pay taxes and the service might improve, who knows.

 

[WelperHelper99]

USPS

Holy fuck, it's USPS, not DHL mail, calm the fuck down sperg.

Yeah It'll report you to the ADL for flashing the OK gesture.

The more I read this, the funnier it gets. Just how much junk is he buying? And he's never experienced mail being late? Or is it because he's ordering so much he doesn't notice when one of his many packages is a day late until now. Are packages the only form of mail he receives? It's not like he pays bills or anything.

He has bitched about packages being slow a lot. Down to a hour late. It must just be a slow week lol.

He used to bitch about Amazon always being “late,” too. He’s so impatient that he cannot comprehend that while mail usually comes at a consistent time range, it varies widely. I’ve had USPS drop off my mail as late as 9 PM for whatever reason. It’s very rare, but the workers are human too.

We know that it’s all just the latest compulsive purchase, too. It’s okay if Chromebook number 37 or shitty art furry comic 52 is a day late. I promise.

All I know is the mail comes when it comes, and I don't bitch that hard about it. If I want say, a laptop quick, I go to Walmart or best buy. Literally just go to the store Lou.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

If your SM bio is just a list of people you hate, you may not actually be on the Right Side of History.

Lou's entire personality is built around hating people. He has no principles and hss never really cared about politics beyond how it allows him to insult and belittle others.

USPS

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The USPS doesn't receive tax money; it's entirely self-funded. Lou has no idea how closely he resembles a know-nothing blowhard calling in to conservative talk radio.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lou's entire personality is built around hating people. He has no principles and hss never really cared about politics beyond how it allows him to insult and belittle others.

And thats what makes him entertaining. He's literally the fat guy behind the jumbo CRT monitor meme, acting so tough when any punch he threw IRL could easily be dodged by a normie.

The USPS doesn't receive tax money; it's entirely self-funded. Lou has no idea how closely he resembles a know-nothing blowhard calling in to conservative talk radio.

Basically, yeah. USPS has to pay its own bills while still fulfilling government obligations, which is part of why they're always out of money. Doesn't help they're vehicle fleet is old and on the verge of breakdown at all times, and only now has gotten approval for much needed replacement.

 

[General Disarray]

Not to mention the influx of counterfeit stamps. One can get a roll for (more or less) $22. The postal service is using fluorescent ink now and installing scanners at processing facilities to crack down but they worked for me. My conscience couldn't keep using them and I was making money on the side gig so I get 'em at the actual post office now.

I like how he says "IF YOU BLOCK ME I WIN" then in the next breath, "Guys, do me a favor and block and report please?"
He's also gone through way more than just a couple thousand dollars. Jamie, pull up that electronics list!

 

[Dieter Laser]

Lol, the USPS sperging kills me. They are under funded and under staffed. Out here they are starting people at $25+ an hour for part time work and can’t even get it filled.

Lardass could fill that role pretty easily and never worry about $ again. Literally one of the cushiest jobs he could ever get with his skill set.

But of course he won’t.

 

[SIGSEGV]

his skill set

Lying?

 

[WelperHelper99]

Lying?

He's also a expert at writing shitty short stories, so Microsoft Word

 

[Sniperwoof]

If he's getting a package daily then despite his claims he has some other form of income like welfare/SSI. He doesn't make enough begging to order a daily shiny.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If he's getting a package daily then despite his claims he has some other form of income like welfare/SSI. He doesn't make enough begging to order a daily shiny.

Assuming he has prime, he could always order very cheap shit, like USB cables, but knowing him, it's always gonna be over 20 bucks

 

[Spunt]

Lying?

He's not very good at that though. Sgetti consumption, maybe.

 

[Vampirella]

be on the Right Side of History.

I just really hate it when people say this, it's so stupid and arrogant. You don't know what is the right side of history until the time you're living it has become history. Everyone thinks they're on the right side of history when they do something.

The Nazis didn't all sit in a room ringing their hands thinking "Ah Yes, we're so evil, they'll be using us as villains in movies and video games for decades to come. Mwahahahahaha!"

 

[DirectorDelta]

Damn you would think Lou would have learned his mailing schedule with as much random crap he orders. I can say with certainty in my area USPS is always a day late during early to mid afternoon, UPS is on time eveytime within a specific two hour time frame of the specified day, FedEx is either a day early or a day late in the morning to early afternoon and Amazon is usually on time any time of the day. All this learned within a year of ordering things myself on a regular basis, so why bitch? It's not going to get any mailing service to prioritize the latest consoomer product. It all moves through the system along with everyone else's crap they've ordered.