David Steel / LazerPig / Ricewynd / Malquistion - Pathological Liar, Reddit Historian, Femboy Thirster, and Vore Connoisseur

[WULULULULU]

My experience with people obsessed with "femboys" is they're straight men who have given up on women. They're not really into guys, but they want that femboy/twink because they see it as the best way to get sex with someone feminine but not have to deal with the bullshit required to have a relationship with a woman. Why they have this viewpoint and why they've given up on women vary but it's usually some after effect of being fucked over by a woman/multiple women or they're just plain undesirable to the fairer sex and have gotten tired of being turned down. It doesn't help that gay men are quite possibly the most promiscuous group of people on planet earth and you most likely will get laid as a gay man so long as you aren't a full on Greer type individual.

I have a good feeling he'll stop chasing femboys and go full-on tranny chasing. Regardless, Total Twink Death.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I dont buy this story because of how cliche it is. There is this general attitude that eastern Europe is this lawless, corrupt land and that Slavs are these careless, militaristic, drunken badasses who dont care about laws and just do whatever they want. This kind of predjudice can be used to make you believe things without questioning them, because after all its Russia.
Of course you can just go into a supply depo and buy military hardware. Of course the commander is a corrupt swine who will sell you grenades no questions asked. Of course he sits on the crates smoking a cigarette. Of course he is selling guns to foreigners. Haha look, he takes Vodka for payment, he is Russian after all, Russians love Vodka. Thats just how Russia is.

But what if the grenades were used in some sort of attack? What if Lazernig got caught at customs with an unregistered handgun? What if the higher ups realized that the balance sheet didnt add up? See if you live in some sort of organized state and you work in a state controlled institution like the military, you cant just be a "fooking legend" because there is a bureaucracy that keeps you in check.
Now if that supposed story happened in the 90s, I would believe it because Russia was a failed state at that point and throwing grenades innawoods would have been one of the more harmless things to do. But in the 2000s things were different. Putin, for all his faults, stabilized the country and turned Russia into a functioning state with an actual government and an economy again.
So I really doubt this happened except I guess he was somewhere in Siberia but then I doubt he would find a bf over there lol.

Now maybe I lack context but I think this guy is a compulsive liar and indeed shouldnt be trusted without some source backing up what he says. And it really shows how devious he is. My guess is he told this story to show that he doesnt hate Russians, after all he had a Russian boyfriend and he even went to Russia! See, he doesnt hate Russians he just hates their government. He pretends to humanize Russians, but at the same time he is propagating this propaganda image of Russians being lawless brutes, idiots who smoke cigarettes sitting on explosives and who will sell you a gun no questions asked. What he really does is dehumanize Russians by making a joke out of them while painting himself in a good light.
And of course the "good Russian" in that story is some sodomite. Thats probably the least believable part of the story, that this ugly Scottish soyboy would find a bf in Russia.

I'm willing to trust that he did have a Russian boyfriend and even went there, a long time ago. Like, over ten years ago.

Everybody looks at Putin now and sees the autocrat that he is, but back in the 00s and early 10s a lot of people still believed he was a liberalizing force for Russia, that he was in fact going to turn the ship around and make it a decent place to live. And he did bring about a fair amount of prosperity by selling a shitton of natural gas to Europe. The point is, Russia was a semi-hot tourism destination for a short while (after the Yeltsin-era chaos and before the hardening of the Putin regime in the mid-late 2010s) and there was some cultural interest in it from the West. Some cultural exports, too. Anyone remember Tatu? If I'm getting the timeline right, LazerPig would have been a late teen, young adult at the peak of that cultural move, and while Russia has always been hostile to gays things weren't quite so bad back then*. So him meeting a young Russki online and making arrangements to go visit him isn't really out of the ordinary.

As for the rest: pretty sure he's embellished everything there but I would not be surprised if his BF could get them a box of grenades if he already knew the guy at the supply base. Everything in Russia is based on who you know, so if the guy already knew the kid (or the kid's parents) and trusted him not to chuck the grenades into the local FSB office there was no reason not to make some quick buck selling government property. Coming out of the 90s, low-ranking Russian army personnel were scraping by as best they could. That much is well documented.

Otherwise, I agree with you: his framing and dramatic flair are obviously trying to shield him from any accusations of "Russophobia", but at the same time he does the usual "progressive" bullshit of going too far with the stereotype and making it offensive. My guess is that he started out as a Russophile in old online forums (would be interesting if we could find his old accounts, assuming these forums are even accessible these days) in order to stand in opposition to the long-running wehraboos out there, and then gradually soured on it. And of course, since he has low self-esteem, he can only bounce between extremes of thought. So anything that he sours on has to be the worst thing ever. And here we are.


* Despite Russia's reputation as a police state they still mostly operate on "don't be a faggot in public, faggot", or by using anti-gay laws to silence political threats with potentially fabricated accusations. Like with most police states, you usually only get into trouble when you draw attention to yourself.

 

[Fruttasecca]

I'm willing to trust that he did have a Russian boyfriend and even went there, a long time ago. Like, over ten years ago.

What you wrote is fair enough, I mean the whole story isnt impossible and could have happened, the thing is we have to take his word for it and between him being a NATO propagandist and a compulsive liar I dont see a reason to take his word on anything. Guy lies on things people can look up themselves so why wouldnt he lie about this too. If somebody more reputable told me the same story I would probably believe it.

 

[Corn Flakes]

What you wrote is fair enough, I mean the whole story isnt impossible and could have happened, the thing is we have to take his word for it and between him being a NATO propagandist and a compulsive liar I dont see a reason to take his word on anything. Guy lies on things people can look up themselves so why wouldnt he lie about this too. If somebody more reputable told me the same story I would probably believe it.

Sure, but if you're discounting every claim he makes because he's a liar, then you miss out on making fun of him for all the outlandish bullshit he's said with a straight face. Which I think is half the fun with thin-skinned lolcows like him. Instead of simply calling them liars, you can get easy laughs by hoisting them on their own stories.

 

[WelperHelper99]

everything there but I would not be surprised if his BF could get them a box of grenades if he already knew the guy at the supply base. Everything in Russia is based on who you know, so if the guy already knew the kid (or the kid's parents) and trusted him not to chuck the grenades into the local FSB office there was no reason not to make some quick buck selling government property. Coming out of the 90s, low-ranking Russian army personnel were scraping by as best they could. That much is well documented.

Otherwise, I agree with you: his framing and dramatic flair are obviously trying to shield him from any accusations of "Russophobia", but at the same time he does the usual "progressive" bullshit of going too far with the stereotype and making it offensive. My guess is that he started out as a Russophile in old online forums (would be interesting if we could find his old accounts, assuming these forums are even accessible these days) in order to stand in opposition to the long-running wehraboos out there, and then gradually soured on it. And of course, since he has low self-esteem, he can only bounce between extremes of thought. So anything that he sours on has to be the worst thing ever. And here we are.


* Despite Russia's reputation as a police state they still mostly operate on "don't be a faggot in public, faggot", or by using anti-gay laws to silence political threats with potentially fabricated accusations. Like with most police states, you usually only get into trouble when you draw attention to yourself.

Assuming he did have a Gay Russian tanker BF that worked in a T-72 and T-90 (so he claims), the embellishments make sense. It's in his nature, what he does basically out of habit at this point. It's why his videos are so long, instead of talking about the event or vehicle, he yaps about something completely random to switch your brain off and make him sound legit.

So when he says he got a box of grenades from a smoking supply officer, the most I see is his BF sneaking them out. Grenades going missing when you eventually do inventory is something that's going to come up if say, someone sends a inspector. Russians produce some of the most amount of Uranium in the world, they know what a inspector is, even if he's underpaid and only comes around once a year, it's still gonna happen. Why do I assume this? Well Russian weapons and vehicles are still functioning, down to the lowly T-55, clearly someone checked on them to make sure they weren't completely rusted away.

All of this is assuming he told the truth however. He could have made up the BF being a Russian tank driver to give himself credibility. I really can't be sure.

Sure, but if you're discounting every claim he makes because he's a liar, then you miss out on making fun of him for all the outlandish bullshit he's said with a straight face. Which I think is half the fun with thin-skinned lolcows like him. Instead of simply calling them liars, you can get easy laughs by hoisting them on their own stories.

I agree with this, which is why I'm entertaining the idea there's some nuggets in there we can piece out

 

[Corn Flakes]

Assuming he did have a Gay Russian tanker BF that worked in a T-72 and T-90 (so he claims)

I've been trying to find out whether Russian reservists could also be assigned to learn how to operate tanks during their mandatory military service, or if they were all trained only as infantry and infantry-adjacent roles. I'm sure I've read somewhere that they had reservists trained as tankers, but I'm swamped with work here and my google-fu is suffering for it. If anyone has more information, I'd appreciate it.

Either way, LP's alleged BF could simply be a short guy that either got conscripted and let go as a reservist, or joined as a professional soldier for a couple of years before allowing his contract to expire, and was assigned to a tank unit (and was therefore trained on the T-72/T-90). Which is not unreasonable or even rare, considering the composition of the Russian Army. In the end, nothing about the story is particularly unbelievable. And since the story itself doesn't paint LP in as good a light as he thinks it does, it's still funny to me.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I've been trying to find out whether Russian reservists could also be assigned to learn how to operate tanks during their mandatory military service, or if they were all trained only as infantry and infantry-adjacent roles. I'm sure I've read somewhere that they had reservists trained as tankers, but I'm swamped with work here and my google-fu is suffering for it. If anyone has more information, I'd appreciate it.

Either way, LP's alleged BF could simply be a short guy that either got conscripted and let go as a reservist, or joined as a professional soldier for a couple of years before allowing his contract to expire, and was assigned to a tank unit (and was therefore trained on the T-72/T-90). Which is not unreasonable or even rare, considering the composition of the Russian Army. In the end, nothing about the story is particularly unbelievable. And since the story itself doesn't paint LP in as good a light as he thinks it does, it's still funny to me.

The biggest take away is that his BF is gonna be 5 foot 8 or less, lol, because tanks, and especially old Russian/Soviet tanks, are horribly cramped, because if they can't stop the other guy's gun, might as well be a small target.

 

[Foltest]

I have now watch Red effect video on the T-14 and his response to Lazerpig and the pig doesn't come out looking good.
Red effect did his video in a very calm manner and was not insulting towards him.
Yet, he was very "mad at the internet" against him and lied about so much.

 

[DNNS-2]

I have now watch Red effect video on the T-14 and his response to Lazerpig and the pig doesn't come out looking good.
Red effect did his video in a very calm manner and was not insulting towards him.
Yet, he was very "mad at the internet" against him and lied about so much.

In the Lazerpig response to Red he seems to use Cone of Arc as a scapegoat so that he can lash out against Red Effect. What's missing in the OP is Cone's original video where he talked about Lazerswine and his sloppy practices. The video with the big pig soyjak on the thumbnail. Cone was very critical of him but aside from the thumbnail and literally like one single comment over something Lazerpig said that was so stupid. Cone of Arc wasn't very hostile to him in general.

When Lazerpig made his original response video to Red and Cone, he portrayed Cone as being far more hostile than he actually was took him out of context and lied about him. LP then carried that tone and anger onto Red Effect because he knows he can not rage against Red Effect without some justification that will satisfy his audience of 14 year old grooming victims with little listening comprehension.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

I kinda feel like he'll become lefty-gunt. He has a lot of gunt like characteristics. Explosive temper, self righteous attitude, vindictive, broken family, alcoholic, etc.

When the gunt kicks it we need the corn to grow.

 

[Corn Flakes]

The biggest take away is that his BF is gonna be 5 foot 8 or less, lol, because tanks, and especially old Russian/Soviet tanks, are horribly cramped, because if they can't stop the other guy's gun, might as well be a small target.

The guy is obsessed with femboys, so you can probably guess what this BF's build would have been at the time.

But hey, if he scored, he scored. Either way, it was clearly not to last.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I've been trying to find out whether Russian reservists could also be assigned to learn how to operate tanks during their mandatory military service, or if they were all trained only as infantry and infantry-adjacent roles. I'm sure I've read somewhere that they had reservists trained as tankers, but I'm swamped with work here and my google-fu is suffering for it. If anyone has more information, I'd appreciate it.

Either way, LP's alleged BF could simply be a short guy that either got conscripted and let go as a reservist, or joined as a professional soldier for a couple of years before allowing his contract to expire, and was assigned to a tank unit (and was therefore trained on the T-72/T-90). Which is not unreasonable or even rare, considering the composition of the Russian Army. In the end, nothing about the story is particularly unbelievable. And since the story itself doesn't paint LP in as good a light as he thinks it does, it's still funny to me.

It's believable until you factor in LP's alleged military intelligence history which if true would've had some eyebrows raised back home in Britain. Definitely would've gotten an inquiry at best.

 

[Relinquish]

As seen in the first video in the OP, mental health is not his greatest strength

L | A
I do wonder if he has mental breakdowns on his discord server. There’s no mention of it in the OP which is a salhame because we’re potentially missing out on some content

 

[WelperHelper99]

As seen in the first video in the OP, mental health is not his greatest strength
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I do wonder if he has mental breakdowns on his discord server. There’s no mention of it in the OP which is a salhame because we’re potentially missing out on some content

Well when we were digging stuff up for the OP, none of us were on his discord, so... yeah. If someone wants to pay the entrance fee and bring the cringe, be our guest

 

[Relinquish]

none of us were on his discord, so... yeah. If someone wants to pay the entrance fee and bring the cringe, be our guest

Currently lurking there. Didn’t found much but here are some notable things
The guy has a whole sectione called “the-cope-gallery” which is literally screenshots of people calling his and his buddies vids trash

Here are some post from here

Will we get posted here when he’ll discover this thread



He also apparently is involved in NAFO, which is literally cringe government gayop operation. He even has a dedicated chat which is just links to NATO websites

 

[WelperHelper99]

Currently lurking there. Didn’t found much but here are some notable things
The guy has a whole sectione called “the-cope-gallery” which is literally screenshots of people calling his and his buddies vids trash
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Here are some post from here
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Will we get posted here when he’ll discover this thread



He also apparently is involved in NAFO, which is literally cringe government gayop operation. He even has a dedicated chat which is just links to NATO websites
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Oh lawd this is distilled cringe. Do I want to know what's in #wet t shirt?

 

[Relinquish]

Oh lawd this is distilled cringe. Do I want to know what's in #wet t shirt?

It’s just merch ideas. I have no idea why he choose this tho

 

[WelperHelper99]

It’s just merch ideas. I have no idea why he choose this tho

Being a gay, everything must be sexual. The pattern holds true

 

[Corn Flakes]

It's believable until you factor in LP's alleged military intelligence history which if true would've had some eyebrows raised back home in Britain. Definitely would've gotten an inquiry at best.

That's the part I actually question. According to his own statements*, he was hired to do something like devise strategies to help capture the hearts and minds of local and potentially hostile populations in the Middle East. Y'know, standard GWOT shit. He calls it intelligence work, but I have a feeling he was working for a think tank or some other non-governmental organization that does not require strict background checks.

It could also be he got into it before getting into that alleged relationship with the Russki. Or he was already in contact with the guy, and got fired quickly because he neglected to mention that connection.

* I'm trying to find the video again, but it's being a long fucking day at work and I can only listen to his slurred prattle as background noise for so long before I have to put on some Amon Amarth to cleanse the palate.

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

Currently lurking there.

I'll ask again, can give us the results number for searching the terms 'ATGM', 'PGM', or 'FLIR' so we can compare it to how often 'femboy' comes up?