Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[Bubble Ba'ath]

what the fuck type of thread did I just stumble upon

The secretly most fun one on the entire site lol.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

what the fuck type of thread did I just stumble upon

One of the best on the forum, in my opinion. Female Chris Chan, plus more dedication to making "art" and minus most of sexual deviancy of Chris.

 

[Shidoen]

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

Stephen Fry
Sterling Holloway
Orson Welles
Some random hack off Fiverr

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

If I can pick a dead one, Alan Rickman.
If only living ones, Ron Perlman.

 

[Coelacanth]

what the fuck type of thread did I just stumble upon

Welcome to one of the most obscure, but yet entertaining, cows on the Farms my fren!

Much like the books Cynthia's bug husband comes from, this thread is one of the site's biggest secrets. It can take a while to really get into, but once you start seeing her tard rage over fans of the Tin Woodman and her tantrums on the Farms you'll be rewarded with some of the funniest shit the Farms have to offer.

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

Who else?

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

what the fuck type of thread did I just stumble upon

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

 

[Pedophobe]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

It's not that complicated.

Wogglebug is Love.
Wogglebug is Life.
Wogglebug is the Way.
Join us.

 

[Woggly Wand Wizard]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

If you're 100 pages in then the Wogglebug has already woggled you noggin too. Welcome to the best thread in the farms.

I think my favorite part of the entire site is about halfway through this thread when Cherie posts the "business plan" for her shitty live-action movie that she paid some scammer hundreds of dollars for and then immediately afterwards tells us that she didn't even read the fucking thing.
Watching people trying to convince her she's getting scammed and her arguing back is probably the most frustrating and hilarious thing I've read.

 

[Coelacanth]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

Welcome to the Wogglefamily, son.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

She's a literal bottomless pit of retardation.

The more she tries to show that she's serious, the more she proves she's a retard.

 

[Monolith]

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

Obviously Morgan Freeman.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

The map of her brain would be something like this:
Wogglebug - love and life.
Scammers, both Nigerian prince kind and psychic kind - good and honest people.
Oz books - heresy.
Oz fans - retards.
Religion - evil.
Gayness - evil.
Cherie - smart.
Everybody else - dumb.

 

[Coelacanth]

The map of her brain would be something like this:
Wogglebug - love and life.
Scammers, both Nigerian prince kind and psychic kind - good and honest people.
Oz books - heresy.
Oz fans - retards.
Religion - evil.
Gayness - evil.
Cherie - smart.
Everybody else - dumb.

To add to this:
Tin Woodman & The Scarecrow - literally worse than Hitler.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Tin Woodman & The Scarecrow - literally worse than Hitler.

Business plan - buy expensive, sell cheap.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

Taking my time with the thread lol, don't wanna drive myself mad, but I literally can't help but read it, you know?
I'm not sure if it was Null, or that deadwingdork guy who covered her, but this reminds me of the lady who was in love with an obscure non-humanoid Spyro the Dragon boss.

Edit: I actually fucking pissed myself laughing at this.
https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/love-is-everything

GO WHITEBOY GO

 

[Woggie's child bride]

If you could have one male actor to voice her husbando, who would it be. For me i'd choose Clancy Brown.

James Earl Jones in his prime and then put through her current voice filters.

 

[Coelacanth]

Taking my time with the thread lol, don't wanna drive myself mad, but I literally can't help but read it, you know?
I'm not sure if it was Null, or that deadwingdork guy who covered her, but this reminds me of the lady who was in love with an obscure non-humanoid Spyro the Dragon boss.

Oh yeah. Cynthia's aged like a fine wine when it comes to content. Sit back, relax and enjoy yourself.

It was deadwingdork but if he did a stream on her I don't think it was ever archived. Funnily enough he did mention her on his LadyALT/Manda-Tee livestream though.

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Taking my time with the thread lol, don't wanna drive myself mad, but I literally can't help but read it, you know?
I'm not sure if it was Null, or that deadwingdork guy who covered her, but this reminds me of the lady who was in love with an obscure non-humanoid Spyro the Dragon boss.

Edit: I actually fucking pissed myself laughing at this.
https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/love-is-everything

GO WHITEBOY GO

I started slow when I first discovered it too, but then I had a single night when I couldnt sleep about a year and a half ago and I wound up just doing the whole thing all at once and then fell asleep and dreamed I was trapped in a poorly animated pastel color world filled with nightmarish insect monsters in whimsical clothing so while a flat monotone droned on in the sky...a worthwhile experience.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

100 pages in, still don't get it. this woman has got to be the lolcow secret final boss or some shit

Cherie is a good lolcow to follow, because there’s no horror-level shit, just pure, unfiltered weirdness that’s so benign, it’s refreshing.

Think of it as a palate cleanser, if nothing else.