Is Chris getting worse? - discussion about recent developments.

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

wow, duh yeah.

 

[Trilby]

Smfh

Absolutely being a dick here.

I wonder what the community knowledge of Chris is? I live in a larger city than Chris does and there are several eccentric people that the whole city has awareness of, and they have basically zero internet presence.

I would think Ruckersville has a 95% knowledge of our cow, while Charlottesville, perhaps 40%, of course I'm just throwing out numbers.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Absolutely being a dick here.


I would think Ruckersville has a 95% knowledge of our cow, while Charlottesville, perhaps 40%, of course I'm just throwing out numbers.

Chris has been banned from two different churches in Ruckersville where by his own account he didn't exactly get along with the community. From what I can gather they all know he has problems and they generally give him a wide berth, even if they don't exactly know the full extent of it. This is a small town in the south, those places survive on a diet of cheap alcohol and churchyard gossiping.

He's "that guy". Every neighborhood has a "that guy" that the kids all tell jokes about and the adults are all baffled by. That's Chris's legacy in Ruckersville. Well done, Chrissy

 

[Trilby]

Chris has been banned from two different churches in Ruckersville where by his own account he didn't exactly get along with the community. From what I can gather they all know he has problems and they generally give him a wide berth, even if they don't exactly know the full extent of it. This is a small town in the south, those places survive on a diet of cheap alcohol and churchyard gossiping.

My mom would use the book title "Peyton Place" to describe a town like this. It doesn't surprise me why she hated small places.

He's "that guy". Every neighborhood has a "that guy" that the kids all tell jokes about and the adults are all baffled by. That's Chris's legacy in Ruckersville. Well done, Chrissy

Obviously competition wasn't that hard.

 

[Zookie]

Chris is not only getting worse, he's getting worse at the things he used to be improving on. Even if Chris gets to the bottom he'll find a way.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Chris is not only getting worse, he's getting worse at the things he used to be improving on. Even if Chris gets to the bottom he'll find a way to sink deeper.

FTFY

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Sounds about right. The prescriptions should be generic, and thus, cheap. The glasses should also be relatively cheap. The dental stuff is going to add up. It sounds like Barb can be treated at a regular dentist's office, and does not need to see a periodontist. If she needed more specialized care for her gums/teeth, it's going to be a fuckton more money. 3k sounds about right, though. Perhaps a little cheap for dental.

All he has to do is see if there's a dental college within reasonable distance. I don't have dental insurance either and got a root canal for $150 at the dental college here. The students do the work but are supervised the whole time by professors/dentists. There's always ways to get things taken care of if you have a fixed or low income.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

All he has to do is see if there's a dental college within reasonable distance. I don't have dental insurance either and got a root canal for $150 at the dental college here. The students do the work but are supervised the whole time by professors/dentists. There's always ways to get things taken care of if you have a fixed or low income.

First of all I doubt there is any dental problems at all. Second, assuming there are some dental issues, Chris and Barb won't even consider to visit a dental college. Their mind is set on "What can I buy with my money" rather than "How can I get the most out of my buck". This is a huge difference so therefore it's nearly impossible to spend their money wisely, let alone saving some for emergency cases. So the bottomline is they suck at their finances

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

First of all I doubt there is any dental problems at all. Second, assuming there are some dental issues, Chris and Barb won't even consider to visit a dental college. Their mind is set on "What can I buy with my money" rather than "How can I get the most out of my buck". This is a huge difference so therefore it's nearly impossible to spend their money wisely, let alone saving some for emergency cases. So the bottomline is they suck at their finances

I'm sure that you're right, as far as there not being any dental problems, and you're also right about not going to a dental college. I'm sure that would be beneath the high standards of esteemed descendants of the royal Weston bloodline. I just find it amusing when Chris bitches about stuff for the longest time, Barbara Anne's teeth been a few years by itself, and there's always a simple solution. But he'd respond "but, but..." if it was suggested to him and not pursue it, and keep complaining about it. I know people just like Chris in that aspect, he'd scale a mountain if there were free video games up there, but suddenly he's helpless and powerless if it's a necessity or grown up issue.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

The thing with Chris is that while he's sort-of functional on the whole, he's also unpredictable. Maybe he can feed himself and pay his bills, but then every so often a random neuron will misfire and he'll do something completely batshit insane. His thought process will be something like, "Go out --> buy food --> BECOME VIOLENTLY OUTRAGED ABOUT CARTOON HEDGEHOG."

This, I think, is the danger. He's not fucked up enough to get psychiatric care, but he'll do unbelievably fucked up things at random intervals, and no one can predict what they'll be. Chopping up his taint is a new low, and I worry that things will just get worse. I could see him deciding to try auto-erotic asphyxiation or chopping his nuts off or something equally crazy that no one saw coming.

 

[Guy Smiley]

"Go out --> buy food --> BECOME VIOLENTLY OUTRAGED ABOUT CARTOON HEDGEHOG."

I feel like this should be in random.txt

 

[Count Olaf]

[GALLERY=media, 2374]gib by Clintonberg posted Aug 15, 2016 at 3:20 AM[/GALLERY]

Something about gazing into the abyss.

Looking at that first picture, I realize that Chris was actually a pretty cute kid when he was little, which makes things sadder when you look at that final picture, when you see what over three decades of shitty parenting and poor decisions did to him. But the SADDEST part is that I think that picture's a few years old and he looks WAY worse now.

Spoiler

Okay, I don't know too much about American healthcare, but how the hell can a new pair of glasses, prescriptions and dental work cost three-thousand dollars? Fucking lies, Chris.

...Unless Barb is so fucked her prescriptions equal that much? If that's the case, Jesus.

Or unless he just wants that money for Lego, menopause pills, or whatever batshit feminine medication he's taking now.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

I'm sure that you're right, as far as there not being any dental problems, and you're also right about not going to a dental college. I'm sure that would be beneath the high standards of esteemed descendants of the royal Weston bloodline. I just find it amusing when Chris bitches about stuff for the longest time, Barbara Anne's teeth been a few years by itself, and there's always a simple solution. But he'd respond "but, but..." if it was suggested to him and not pursue it, and keep complaining about it. I know people just like Chris, he'd scale a mountain if there were free video games up there, but suddenly he's helpless and powerless if it's a necessity or grown up issue.

When overly using the word 'but' I consider it as: "Forget what I just said because [insert excuse]". Chris has never learned, also being lazy AF, to confront his problems and trying to prevent them. He only creates it and let other people take care of it in his stead, f.e.:

• He maces a Gamestop employee: Taxmoney bails him out and Barb does his paperwork. In the process he lost alot of money on lawyerfees which would helped them greatly.
• He and Barb overspends: Chris begs and demands people should help him out financially.
• He (intentionally) stays in his house havig to confront Barb for his entire lifetime: He demands Cole to give up everything and go back to take care of Barb.
• He makes a fool out of himself on the internet: he orders the trolls to lash out on those who 'wronged' him.
• He created a hole in his taint: Most likely society has to pay the costs to get him cured.

These few examples just shows how irresponsible he is. With this I have very little hope for him to act like a responsible adult when the situation calls for it.

The thing with Chris is that while he's sort-of functional on the whole, he's also unpredictable. Maybe he can feed himself and pay his bills, but then every so often a random neuron will misfire and he'll do something completely batshit insane. His thought process will be something like, "Go out --> buy food --> BECOME VIOLENTLY OUTRAGED ABOUT CARTOON HEDGEHOG."

This, I think, is the danger. He's not fucked up enough to get psychiatric care, but he'll do unbelievably fucked up things at random intervals, and no one can predict what they'll be. Chopping up his taint is a new low, and I worry that things will just get worse. I could see him deciding to try auto-erotic asphyxiation or chopping his nuts off or something equally crazy that no one saw coming.

I agree on this part. Like WorldsSmartestManRonOTool, I knew someone who is very similar to Chris. He almost shares the same past, condition, enviroment, and having a looney of a mother who solely raised him. Though being less crazier than Chris, he can act randomly at the most inconvenient times/ circumstances. Last time I heard of this guy he went full tardrage on conventions, expos and cinemas, sperging over the most insignificant crap. In the end he got himself involved with the authorities and got himself banned at most of those places. What I'm trying to say is I can relate Chris to that guy I knew.
Whenever Chris is on his own he will seek out problems. After all, there's noone to hold him back. When he goes into full sperg-mode he could seriously hurt himself or other people around him. By now we do know what Chris is capable of ( remember the taint guys). Afterwards, like I said before, other people need to solve his shit which he caused. In the end Chris does nothing but leeching off society for being an ass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The thing with Chris is that while he's sort-of functional on the whole, he's also unpredictable. Maybe he can feed himself and pay his bills, but then every so often a random neuron will misfire and he'll do something completely batshit insane. His thought process will be something like, "Go out --> buy food --> BECOME VIOLENTLY OUTRAGED ABOUT CARTOON HEDGEHOG."

This, I think, is the danger. He's not fucked up enough to get psychiatric care, but he'll do unbelievably fucked up things at random intervals, and no one can predict what they'll be. Chopping up his taint is a new low, and I worry that things will just get worse. I could see him deciding to try auto-erotic asphyxiation or chopping his nuts off or something equally crazy that no one saw coming.

It's very odd, even though his tard episodes have not increased, the crap he does in them is completely off the charts relative to that guy that used crayola model magic to hold his glasses together. I think Chris' epsidoes will be more frequent and more outlandish after Barb's expected demise. At this point, IRL or on the internet, I do not think Chris could be trusted to keep his sick crap and lack of boundaries to himself. I have lost all sympathy for Chris, but I still would not enjoy seeing any real harm come to him because he cannot control himself.

Everyone claims that Chris would be a great case study or thesis in Neurology, Psychiatry, or Psychology, but I think Chris would be better studied from a social or sociological viewpoint. Chris is a prime example of how human beings are adept at spotting a social threat (ultimate danger to the gene pool), isolating it, and neutralizing it, no matter how much it tries to sneak back in wearing different disguises.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

[GALLERY=media, 2374]gib by Clintonberg posted Aug 15, 2016 at 3:20 AM[/GALLERY]

Something about gazing into the abyss.

That photo of little smiling Chris holding the leaf makes my heart hurt. Whenever Bob would try in vain to help Chris or instill in him a sense of right and wrong, he was doing it for the happy little kid in that photo.

 

[Ophelia]

[GALLERY=media, 2374]gib by Clintonberg posted Aug 15, 2016 at 3:20 AM[/GALLERY]

Something about gazing into the abyss.

It makes me think of those people who theorize about going back in time, adopting Baby Hitler, and raising him in a different environment in hopes he doesn't become Hitler Hitler. Could Baby Chris have grown up differently had he been rescued from borb and the fateful sanic sweepstakes?

The decline has been steady. It's just the speed which has amped up.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

I think he went off the deep end totally when he stopped producing Sonichu.

And I also think that if he re-started Sonichu it wouldn't be the same giftedly bad comic we know and love. It would just be bad. Frames such as the one where Chris drew round his duck or the DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS frame or the I AM OFFENDED frame are similar are almost the comix equivalent of William Topaz McGonagall 's "Tay Bridge Disaster" in a way.

 

[Guy Smiley]

It makes me think of those people who theorize about going back in time, adopting Baby Hitler, and raising him in a different environment in hopes he doesn't become Hitler Hitler. Could Baby Chris have grown up differently had he been rescued from borb and the fateful sanic sweepstakes?

Personally, I think so. IMO, the biggest contributers to the current state of Chris Chan are his parents. While the internet trolls no doubt share some of the responsibility, Barb and Bob chose not to get him the additional help that he would have needed to cope with real life situations. Things like dealing with mockery from others probably would have come up. (At least I assume so. I am not an expert in Special Ed Classes)

 

[blastoiseplushie]

It makes me think of those people who theorize about going back in time, adopting Baby Hitler, and raising him in a different environment in hopes he doesn't become Hitler Hitler. Could Baby Chris have grown up differently had he been rescued from borb and the fateful sanic sweepstakes?

The decline has been steady. It's just the speed which has amped up.

Your post needs a 'Godwin's Law' rating. Could we have that option, with a tiny Hitler icon?

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

That photo of little smiling Chris holding the leaf makes my heart hurt. Whenever Bob would try in vain to help Chris or instill in him a sense of right and wrong, he was doing it for the happy little kid in that photo.

that quote really hits me, but also brings up the question of who is the real antagonist in Chris' life?