Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

It still blows my mind multiple people were willing to throw away well paying jobs to bang that. As bad as the wear and tear on her face is downstairs must be a total fucking disaster.
One can only guess it means they don't have to pay for sex. Even then, they still jeopardized their jobs, leading to the creation of an internet movement that brought out autism from the pro side and anti side. As mentioned before, one of these people even risked his marriage just to bang a woman who managed to play professional victim.
 
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She doesn't even look recognizable as a human being. She wears clothing and makes faces as if she were an alien from some distant galaxy whose only knowledge of humans was reruns of Saved By The Bell. Also, in that crop-top-slop pic, her left arm looks like it either has some serious herpes sores, or she has some really gnarly track marks. I'm not sure which is true, because it could be either one.

Also, for as much of a beta Eron is, he did have some quality zingers peppered in that interview.
 
It still blows my mind multiple people were willing to throw away well paying jobs to bang that. As bad as the wear and tear on her face is downstairs must be a total fucking disaster.

I don't think any of the people at the center of Five Guys lost their jobs because of it. None of them really held much influence beyond the indie dev scene and Nathan wrote for Kotaku which didn't punish him. While Zoe was busy looking sad for TV segments, the guys she slept with kept their heads down and people stopped paying as much attention to them.
 
Yes Chelsea, what an absolute piece of shit for talking about an event in his life. Godforbid us mean old men express emotion over abusive women who only care about crafting a fake image so they can live a celebrity lifestyle and don't really care about the people they hurt in the process.


You're willing to spend money on fake tits, stomach staple, and your eyebrows but you STILL haven't gotten your teeth cleaned? Your mouth probably smells like a fucking trash fire.

Brush your teeth you nasty bitch.
 
Yes Chelsea, what an absolute piece of shit for talking about an event in his life. Godforbid us mean old men express emotion over abusive women who only care about crafting a fake image so they can live a celebrity lifestyle and don't really care about the people they hurt in the process.



You're willing to spend money on fake tits, stomach staple, and your eyebrows but you STILL haven't gotten your teeth cleaned? Your mouth probably smells like a fucking trash fire.

Brush your teeth you nasty bitch.

She got fake tits? To fight the male gaze, I assume. The patriarchy? Uhm...
 
You're willing to spend money on fake tits, stomach staple, and your eyebrows but you STILL haven't gotten your teeth cleaned? Your mouth probably smells like a fucking trash fire.

Brush your teeth you nasty bitch.

Someone should tell Chelsea that gargling with semen isn't good dental hygiene

....or so i've heard

*cough*
 
Chelsea's always been the slightly smarter of the bunch, not exactly a genius but she tends to catch on quicker if her tactics are not working like she wants.

The irony is however that had she not gagged Eron via a court order, this article would not of happened 2 years later. Not that it changes much (and by all respects Eron kinda softballed it even after all she did to him...)
 
Chelsea's always been the slightly smarter of the bunch, not exactly a genius but she tends to catch on quicker if her tactics are not working like she wants.

The irony is however that had she not gagged Eron via a court order, this article would not of happened 2 years later. Not that it changes much (and by all respects Eron kinda softballed it even after all she did to him...)
If she didn't try gagging Eron, the Streisand Effect would have never taken hold to the point where she still remains the poster child of a self-serving clique.
 
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So admittedly I haven't been following this thread as closely as I should have, but what's this shit about a motorcycle helmet with a built-in rearview mirror?

I've used one before, they're a pretty nifty gadget. Overall though, because of they way they're designed, I actually had to take my eyes off the road more to use the helmet rear view than I did if I just used my side mirrors, so I don't like them much.

... of course, if you're a large person the side mirrors sometimes can't show you what's directly behind you. She probably would have needed one of those helmets when she was...wider
 
Chelsea's always been the slightly smarter of the bunch, not exactly a genius but she tends to catch on quicker if her tactics are not working like she wants.

The irony is however that had she not gagged Eron via a court order, this article would not of happened 2 years later. Not that it changes much (and by all respects Eron kinda softballed it even after all she did to him...)
I think he comes out of the whole affair very well. He has every right to be bitter about it, but he uses very calm, controlled, almost jovial language and seems to just be interested in getting on with his life. She's the one who's constantly flipping out about everything and trying to make herself the centre of attention.

So somehow she's the hero. People are r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d
 
I think he comes out of the whole affair very well. He has every right to be bitter about it, but he uses very calm, controlled, almost jovial language and seems to just be interested in getting on with his life. She's the one who's constantly flipping out about everything and trying to make herself the centre of attention.

So somehow she's the hero. People are r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d
She's a hero because she's a stunning and brave woman that faced death threats from terrorist. That's what some want to believe when in reality, she's a woman who cheated on her boyfriend and managed to anger enough gamers to make them start a movement that had both sides mocked.
 
This is probably a minority opinion here, but I still think that making the Zoepost was a terrible thing to do even with everything we know about her, but that these kinds of callouts had a history in social justice circles that the mainstream media has completely ignored. Eron wasn't and isn't an MRA- the idea that you should call abusers out publicly even if they didn't do anything illegal is really common among Tumblr types, and they really should've stepped back and said "we need to make some guidelines so something like the Zoepost doesn't happen again."

Unfortunately, they didn't. Pretty much no one except Gamergate noticed that Frank Wu Facebook post I linked to earlier in the thread. I think these callouts are incredibly toxic and that online leftist culture shares some of the blame (and I'm quite left of center myself)
 
This is probably a minority opinion here, but I still think that making the Zoepost was a terrible thing to do even with everything we know about her, but that these kinds of callouts had a history in social justice circles that the mainstream media has completely ignored.

It was one of the cringiest, most pathetic things I've ever read, and any social movement founded around this fucking thing as a manifesto is inherently ridiculous.
 
Five Guys the Book might be 'done.'

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Chelsea is getting info on financial domination over on her private twitter.

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Five Guys the Book might be 'done.'

Chelsea realized that she's squandered her relevance and that no one is going to care about her book by the time 2017 comes around, especially now that Eron isn't legally gagged anymore and can talk about his side of the story.

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Got to remind everyone that you're the (Second) Most Harassed Woman in Tech, Chelsea! I mean, you could have just hung up or not picked up the phone, but it's obvious from your laughter that you're a-scured for your life. Quick! Go hide in an elevator shaft with Lifschitz!

$100 says that whole farce was staged.
 
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