Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[MirnaMinkoff]

I used to enjoy Ashton’s older phone streams a lot, because he seemed quite funny and surfer’s drunken ramblings always added to the show overall.

Even when Ashton decided to do the Kino Casino, the first four months (with an occasional hit or miss episode) was actually rather good because Ashton had the help from Perspicacity, Squire and others to set up his show. The moment those two left I’ve noticed the casino became more embroiled in gayops, faggotry, and drama.

I think Perspicacity’s stream outlines the Chemo Casino’s problems pretty well on his recent stream. If Fatboy Parks tries to escalate the Cold War level feud with the faggot and the jester, then we might see some drops. Who knows

After they lost the crew that was actually doing research, clipping content, prepare basic scripts, etc.. the show became unwatchable.

Andy and Ashton seem to think just taking an hour to discuss three minute clips, quickly browsing KF posts for info plus endless yelling, fake laughter and superchats is all that’s needed for a show.

They obviously can’t be bothered to do legwork and research. Why they alienated the guys who did, who provided them with the foundation for a watchable show, is a mystery to me. It’s sucked ever since.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Ralph just put out one of his usual whining, womanly blog posts on a site that no one reads.

https://theralphretort.com/ashton-parks-fattest-man-in-the-room/

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

PPP left his grandfather's bibles in exchange of a life of pure vice, excess and gluttony with fellow "bachelor" Andy Warski.

 

[Scout Trooper]

PPP left his grandfather's bibles in exchange of a life of pure vice, excess and gluttony with fellow "bachelor" Andy Warski.

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Not a great move when you're trying to honor your faith.

That said, a lot of the ones I can identify are just the mass market Christian bookstore equivalent of clickbait. Not exactly hard-hitting scholarship or classics. I'd offer him maybe $300 for the collection and trash most of it.

Also,

> HANDBOOK ON ABORTION
lol

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2022/06/fetal-photos-jack-barbara-willke-handbook-on-abortion.html

 

[Retink Retunk]

PPP left his grandfather's bibles in exchange of a life of pure vice, excess and gluttony with fellow "bachelor" Andy Warski.

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I'm not religious but that's upsetting, religious texts passed down through generations have some rather interesting qualities and there's a lot of books with good qualities that are actually lost to time as they don't go mainstream.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I'm not religious but that's upsetting, religious texts passed down through generations have some rather interesting qualities and there's a lot of books with good qualities that are actually lost to time as they don't go mainstream.

Well Surfer's such a fine upstanding Christian, perhaps he'll care for the lost PPP library and pass it on to either PPP's or Surfer's own children one day.

 

[Stanley Ipkiss]

Is there something about being 600 lbs that makes him need to rock back and forth so much? Maybe his COG keeps shifting as he talks so he needs to keep moving to balance it?

It's so annoying I want to smack him and tell him to stay still and just talk.

Also I can't believe someone can allow themself to get so fat that they run out of breath from just talking. Good grief man.

 

[internet friend]

Is there something about being 600 lbs that makes him need to rock back and forth so much? Maybe his COG keeps shifting as he talks so he needs to keep moving to balance it?

It's so annoying I want to smack him and tell him to stay still and just talk.

Also I can't believe someone can show themselves to get so fat that they run out of breath from just talking. Good grief man.

I think he's like one of those egg shaped toys that when you push it over, it goes back up. The rocking back and forth is himself centring again.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Half a quarter of weed? That's called an eighth Ralph.

Also, I believe you left a wrasslin belt and the bow and arrows your daddy gave you at Harry's house along with a bunch of other junk, but no, throw more stones Ralph.

 

[GL09]

> HANDBOOK ON ABORTION
lol

That's actually Warski's he left it there that time he stayed with PPP and Surfer. It was some light reading for the trip.

bunch of other junk

Ralph left behind all sorts of assorted junk such as Sanrda Ralph. It always cracks me up that he took that stupidly large bowling trophy with him but left his mother behind.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Ralph left behind all sorts of assorted junk such as Sanrda Ralph. It always cracks me up that he took that stupidly large bowling trophy with him but left his mother behind.

Ralph wouldn't even take her to dialysis while she was still alive, zero percent chance he was taking her to Mexico after she's dead.

 

[Pomniman]

Is there something about being 600 lbs that makes him need to rock back and forth so much? Maybe his COG keeps shifting as he talks so he needs to keep moving to balance it?

It's so annoying I want to smack him and tell him to stay still and just talk.

Also I can't believe someone can allow themself to get so fat that they run out of breath from just talking. Good grief man.

He's got the diabeetus shakes. Though it says a lot about the absolute state of this sekturrrr that everyone is a dying cripple clinging to their last shred of relevance out of sheer spite.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Though it says a lot about the absolute state of this sekturrrr that everyone is a dying cripple clinging to their last shred of relevance out of sheer spite.

It's not like they have doxed, shamed or proved that they are utterly incapable of holding down a real job or anything

 

[Pomniman]

It's not like they have doxed, shamed or proved that they are utterly incapable of holding down a real job or anything

I'd never expect any of them to improve. It's just funny that they're all circling the drain in more or less the same way on more or less the same schedule. Wherever their father gym goes they must surely follow.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

PPP left his grandfather's bibles in exchange of a life of pure vice, excess and gluttony with fellow "bachelor" Andy Warski.

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Are those all the Bibles that say playing Organ music in Church is a sign of the Devil?

Pretty sure PPP's religious leader ancestors were the lolcows of their day to first get conned into their weird Protestant offshoot and then lead that very splintered offshoot.

 

[fedoralordjish]

@AltisticRight @Null please move this thread over to the death fats, he is well on track to die soon

 

[There Is Light At The End]

@AltisticRight @Null please move this thread over to the death fats, he is well on track to die soon

If you make Ashton walk and insert tuba music into it, then it's gonna be moved

 

[AltisticRight]

@AltisticRight @Null please move this thread over to the death fats, he is well on track to die soon

Not until he falls off his chair and we see news of some Toronto condo collapsing.

 

[stupid!]

PPP left his grandfather's bibles in exchange of a life of pure vice, excess and gluttony with fellow "bachelor" Andy Warski.

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Its a pretty shit collection lmao

Nothing from the church fathers, no commentaries on the gospels, no texts about Biblical history or archeology, no particulart interest in OT studies... Its all abortion debate strat guides and retards from the 90s trying to to disprove evolution.

Its all so bizarre, I don't feel like PPP's separation from his church is a moral or intellectual loss for him tbh.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Not until he falls off his chair and we see news of some Toronto condo collapsing.

It will go down as another Shoah like the Florida condo collapse.