Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Does anybody know what high school Patrick went to? I know his mother was a school psychologist at Montello school district in Wisconsin but I'm not sure that's where he went.
The GPA got leaked somewhere and probably identifies it.

The half hovel saga smells entirely like the moderately successful middle class real estate deal for retards - if you have an incompetent brother you want to not starve and be homeless you help him get a duplex and rent out half - because even incompetents can usually be a landlord especially if you help them get good tenants. The idea is the tenant pays rent that is more than the mortgage and it’s free real estate.

There are all sorts of financial issues with this (the money works u til a big expense occurs and then you’re no longer “in the black” and if you get shitty tenants then “the black is in you”.
 
Apparently, several stalker cult accounts got banned.
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At the same time, stalkers are deliberately and consciously tolerated.

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But they will definitely go to prison.
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Edit: Looks like the hidden tweet shows up on Rick's feed for some reason.
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Threatening legal action against Samsung after he fatly went swimming with his brand new flip-phone, completely destroying it
What was it the Galaxy Z Flip 5?
I've got one, its a nice phone but I don't think you're meant to go swimming with it, is he fucking retar... oh right.
What a fucking moron.
"clinical obsession"

is that not what you suffer from, patrick? replying to every single tweet... obsessively?
If Xitter was as strict at dealing with spam accounts and accounts thats sole purpose is to be annoying shitheads as Pat wants he would rapidly find himself banned himself, his account sends out the same Xeets repeatedly, with only the spelling errors distinguishing them from a bot.
 
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>wake up
>open this thread
>see unironical sexual discussion about Pat
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Never change guys.

What was it the Galaxy Z Flip 5?
I've got one, its a nice phone but I don't think you're meant to go swimming with it, is he fucking retar... oh right.
What a fucking moron.
Worse, it was a fold 3 or 4 I believe, a 1500-2000$ phone for those who don't know.

I also think that was not the first one he had, being the geek faggot he is, I think he upgrades to a galaxy fold every time a new one comes out.
 
Worse, it was a fold 3 or 4 I believe, a 1500-2000$ phone for those who don't know.

I also think that was not the first one he had, being the geek faggot he is, I think he upgrades to a galaxy fold every time a new one comes out.
Shit if he's paying that much he's getting ripped off mine wasn't that much ($995) I wouldn't pay $2000 for a phone, I get to change to new ones with my contract every so often, 12 months I think.
 
If he could throw darts, he would give Andy Fordham a waddle for his money.
Damn look at the Gunt and the old timey Navy tattoos on that man.
He looks like alternate universe Boogie, one where Boogie a popular, hard drinking, hard living, mans man that was popular with everyone he met.
 
Looking through the Pioneer-Westfield 98 yearbook for some embarrassing pics of Fat. But, despite being his senior year, there's NOTHING,

No senior picture, no funny "child" picture for his "senior will", no sports, no clubs, no candid shots. NADA

At first I thought he may have missed much of the year due to illness or accident, but then I realized if that had happened we'd never hear the end of it; "I almost died in high school".

How can you go to high school and have nothing, literally, to show for it?

But I did notice there was a kid in that school at the time named "Lloyd Stalker". Maybe he's talking about him?
 

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At this point he could probably make more money leveraging his infamy and "fanbase" than being an "author". Even Chris figured that out.

A podcast, youtube channel even cameos! Maybe stalker child or "wait for the knock" branded merch.
You know how A Flock of Seagulls would try to play a concert and everyone just wanted them to play I Ran? Tomlinson would show up on a livestream and the chat would keep spamming “child” at him until he said the line.
 
If I am remembering correctly, and someone please correct me if I'm wrong here, I am like 99 percent sure we were discussing how Patrick is a fat faggot with bitch tits. I could be wrong though.
we were talking about his finances, then the yearbook and how he thought "45 year old woman's overgrown pubes" was a legit hairstyle and how he looked like a fag journalist from a lost videogame adaption if he lost all his weight.
 
I listened to some MATI / Jim streams while moseying about yesterday, and at some point I caught clips of the Josiah Tapes. Specifically the one where he says, "no little baby child, you have no life."

It's easy to divorce yourself from the reality of Patrick while you simply point and laugh, but something about hearing him say "no little baby child" yesterday struck a chord. It's hard for me to accept this guy really exists and it's not some elaborate character acting.

I encounter many many people through my work that make me stop and think, "How the fuck did a walking constant train wreck of a human make it to age 30? How have you survived to 53? How did you make it out of adolescence?" every week.

Patrick is also one of those people.
 
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