Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Swiss46 said:
He once bragged about having herpes saying everyone who has sex has it. Strange guy, also quite obese.
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It’s lucky the retards who mix up the herpes virus with the human papillomavirus don’t actually mix it up with HIV.

Fatrick strikes me as the kind of idiot who would not give a fuck about getting HIV.
I know it’s not the death sentence it once was, but it’s best not to get it.

Maybe a further explanation to his declining mental state, beyond the drinking, is that he also has syphilis?

Edit: Spellcheck correction.
 
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An automatic clown said:
He actually believes homeless people will clean themselves up if you just house them.
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To be fair, a lot of people have this romanticized view of the homeless, regardless of political alignment. However lefties are more likely to add that the homeless are all just "victims of muh capitalism" whose problems would evaporate the instant Elon Musk gave all his money away.
 
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grapeshark77 said:
Pat has been really insecure about his writing "career" lately - tagging your former publisher because you sold three copies at a sad book fair is so embarrassing. I would purchase a hardcover of his motion, it's his funniest work.
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HA that's amusing, he would actually make more money from selling legal schizo rants for us to enjoy than from his low quality novels.
 
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FinnSven said:
It’s lucky the retards who mix up the herpes virus with the human papillomavirus don’t actually mix it up with HIV.

Fatrick strikes me as the kind of idiot who would not give a fuck about getting HIV.
I know it’s not the death sentence it once was, but it’s best not to get it.

Maybe a further explanation to his declining mental state, beyond the drinking, is that he also has syphilis?

Edit: Spellcheck correction.
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Quick google search leads me to say syphilis is off the table

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The herpes sex humblebrag tweet is definitely a Patrick highlight.

"Everyone who has sex has it" is actually probably true, but that's because a large percentage of people carry HSV1: a form of herpes that causes cold sores. This is usually contracted during early childhood when we don't care so much about sharing drinks, utensils, and food (so not at all sexual). It can lay dormant for extensive periods of time but gets triggered by the presence of other viruses and infections, hence the name "cold sore" or "fever blister." Sometimes stress in general triggers it.

But when people say "herpes," most will think of genital herpes. Not everyone knows that cold sores are in the herpes family. Patrick is definitely in the "still doesn't know that minor cold sores are herpes" group of adults, which means he was definitely admitting to having peepee herpes (HSV2). On the off chance he's never had genital herpes but thought claiming he did would win him social media points, that's almost worse, and still on brand for Pat.
 
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I was looking around and I found his reviews. 268 contributions. I see there was nothing about his Google Reviews here, and I asked "KiwiChat" and they said they have not seen it so I will put it here. Sorry if it has been here.

Reviews without photos (Archive.ph) and Reviews w/ photos (archive.today)

Let's go over with some notable ones. Here he is with his wife - at "First Draft" in Chicago, IL.
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Then, here he is at "Drunk's Shakesphere" - "THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL US" shirt is the funniest one. And it's his wife too.
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Here he is on "Joke Joint Comedy Club" - permanently closed now, but "Not a bad crowd for a Wednesday night open mic." As CharlesBarkley says: "If he wants a joke, he should look at at the mirror and his wife."
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Here are the rest, he has about 268 reviews so we will do it with the photos:
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By the way, here's his export of his gmail. (archive) It includes all of his reviews, but he's signed up to shit like PornHub, Redtube, and Xvideos. Not sure if it shows if he actually verified or it was trolls who signed him, but seems kind of odd.
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Before the outage, there was talk of Fatrick's shitty house. There is a house down the road that looks way nicer than his and is more well maintained selling for 375k. Someone can archive if they really care to.

I am surprised that its going for as much since that area isn't great. Crime is picking up and nobody really wants to live in that specific area of town. The Upper East side is where the college is so the surrounding spots would be filled with mostly college students. If you wanted to live in a family style house near downtown, you live in Shorewood or Whitefish bay. If you want to be more downtown, you live on the Lower East Side or the Historic Third Ward. Fatrick's house is literally just there to protect the rich people who live on Lake Drive from getting the criminals wandering into their back yards
 
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DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Fatrick's house is literally just there to protect the rich people who live on Lake Drive from getting the criminals wandering into their back yards
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I know you’re too dumb to get this, child, but that is prime real estate for pepperoni hunting.

You can see in the pictures from his retard projects outside that his area is pretty run down, and that his yard and the area around it are rather trashy. I wouldn’t expect a famous author like him to have to live in such a place, so my paragraph above is the only logical explanation.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
I think pat once made a reference to his second, better wife Niki so if there’s a second one of something it’s better, child.
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Those are just your del...actually you're right about this one, infant baby child. Seconds are better and that's why I always have at least seconds. Enjoy the empty buffet tables.
Mourning_Cloak said:
Pat definitely has the mental decay associated with late stafe syphilis, though.
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Wrong as always, child. Obesity is well known to cause many issues, including cognitive decline. Enjoy not being a portly tub of shit in an old Rustang.
 
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Elwin Ransom said:
The phrase originates from Patrick, who referred to Nikki as his "second, better wife" on one occasion. Patposters have picked up on the phrase for things like the "second, better divorce" and other such Pat-related phrases. OnA is responsible for a large amount of Pat content due to his pigheaded desire to constantly engage with funsters; hence why some refer to it as such.
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FinnSven said:
Really sounds like a healthy, non toxic relationship.

Does he not give a fuck about the Herpes himself or has he got it already?

I also suspect that he uses a chloroform soaked rag when he is “taking advantage of his ready access.”

Aside from the flatulent dark gentlemen, I wonder if he hires her out while she is under and this is where he gets his money for Hooligans and paying Quasi?
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Patrick and Niki's bedroom is a second, better skilled, and more enthusiastic, petri dish.
 
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