Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[James Howlett]

Don't forget, you (and federal prisoners) can have sex. Kevin does not. Ever. I don't know how it's possible but even if you stick a penis in Kevin's mouth similar to how homosexuals do no form of sex will happen. For everyone else, even corpses, this remains oral sex but not when Kevin does it. The laws of the universe have bent around Kevin (possibly to avoid his forehead) fundamentally changing localized reality. This isn't me just saying this, this is legit science using like quantum telescopes and shit. And if you disagree, you're a non-queer so shut up. You can't even understand queer science.

Ya'll know how to cheer a guy up real fast. Thank you.

 

[Flamin Park]

Kevin is not a free person. He is enslaved by plastic dolls, the corpses of his childhood. On top of this, he is utterly dependent on others. If his eunuch boyfriends dump him, he could end up homeless. You may as well be jealous of federal prisoners for getting three hots and a cot.

Not only that but he lives in constant existential dread of facing any form of reality meaning he spends every waking hour posting endlessly to twitter, buying plastic crap, smoking weed and eating junk. He has to shove a hard plastic rod into an open wound into his genitals multiple times a day, and he lives in a house that is rapidly becoming a superfund site, surrounded by the stench of uncleaned cat piss. His vacations involve staying in his friend's childhood bedrooms with them and giving half arsed blowjobs for the privilege of this. He's somewhat similar to a heroin junkie in that his entire shitty life revolves around avoiding the unpleasant symptoms of stopping this and dealing with reality. Unlike a heroin junkie however, no matter how long he goes cold turkey, those withdrawal symptoms will never end

 

[AnOminous]

Unlike a heroin junkie however, no matter how long he goes cold turkey, those withdrawal symptoms will never end

Unless you went full Requiem for a Dream and got an arm amputated, you also still have all your body parts.

 

[FinnSven]

Not only that but he lives in constant existential dread of facing any form of reality meaning he spends every waking hour posting endlessly to twitter, buying plastic crap, smoking weed and eating junk. He has to shove a hard plastic rod into an open wound into his genitals multiple times a day, and he lives in a house that is rapidly becoming a superfund site, surrounded by the stench of uncleaned cat piss. His vacations involve staying in his friend's childhood bedrooms with them and giving half arsed blowjobs for the privilege of this. He's somewhat similar to a heroin junkie in that his entire shitty life revolves around avoiding the unpleasant symptoms of stopping this and dealing with reality. Unlike a heroin junkie however, no matter how long he goes cold turkey, those withdrawal symptoms will never end

Plus it’s possible for addicts to be on drugs for decades, then get clean and salvage something of a life and career.

Kevvie can’t ever go back to be something close to normal. He can’t be a man anymore , he can never be a woman.

All he can do is sit and wait for death, leaving boxes of transformers and a legacy of failure.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Kevvie can’t ever go back to be something close to normal. He can’t be a man anymore , he can never be a woman.

All he can do is sit and wait for death, leaving boxes of transformers and a legacy of failure.

Assuming Kevin's mysterious revenue stream lasts, he could buckle down and just edit two or three fandom wikis all day, like a pop culture anchorite.

It wouldn't exactly be a noble humanitarian calling, but it'd be more useful than what he does now.

 

[FinnSven]

Assuming Kevin's mysterious revenue stream lasts, he could buckle down and just edit two or three fandom wikis all day, like a pop culture anchorite.

It wouldn't exactly be a noble humanitarian calling, but it'd be more useful than what he does now.

True. But he couldn’t be more useless than he is now, unless he decides to LARP as an adult baby and expects Penny and Jen to care for him.

I really hope he doesn’t read this and have the idea.

 

[Flamin Park]

Assuming Kevin's mysterious revenue stream lasts, he could buckle down and just edit two or three fandom wikis all day, like a pop culture anchorite.

It wouldn't exactly be a noble humanitarian calling, but it'd be more useful than what he does now.

Hard disagree

Fandom wikis are staffed by high level organised autists, what's kev going to add, how KWEER it was when character y came back to life? Lol nope

Also I hope he does adopt the adult baby idea, the idea of penny coming home from working and having to literally deal with Kev's shit in a nappy, and him complaining about 'teething' while penny's teeth are rotting out his head is hilarious

 

[Plague Flea]

True. But he couldn’t be more useless than he is now, unless he decides to LARP as an adult baby and expects Penny and Jen to care for him.

I really hope he doesn’t read this and have the idea.

He already LARPs as a “little” and there’s at least one picture of him with a dummy/pacifier in the thread. He has (or had) a diaper fetish account on Twitter. Sounds to me like he had the idea already.

 

[FinnSven]

He already LARPs as a “little” and there’s at least one picture of him with a dummy/pacifier in the thread. He has (or had) a diaper fetish account on Twitter. Sounds to me like he had the idea already.

I thought “little” just meant they behave like a toddler. Well an adult’s stereotypical idea of a toddler.
Over the top baby speak and silly voices, being deliberately super childish, not really behaving like a very young person growing and learning.

I suppose he does already live and behave exactly like that.
He might already expect diaper changes from Penny daily.
That could be why he didn’t stay as long with Steb this time.
Steb’s mum might have just thought (hoped) that Kevvie had a legitimate problem, but after he left she looked into him further and drew a line?

 

[Pig Cups]

Not sure about photos but there is definitely the ghastly porn vid he made with wedge.
His face and amhole are clearly visible together, no clever photoshop or camera tricks there.

I'm *really* sorry to ask this. Truly, I am. But know that it's coming from a place of horrified curiosity as well as morbid fascination for grim reality, nothing else:

I have not seen said video. Could someone possibly link it? Please and thank you.

I mean, it can't be worse than the graphic suicides, cartel murders, islamic beheadings, and russian/indian transit fatalities shown on Bestgore.com (RIP), right? Right???

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I'm *really* sorry to ask this. Truly, I am. But know that it's coming from a place of horrified curiosity as well as morbid fascination for grim reality, nothing else:

I have not seen said video. Could someone possibly link it? Please and thank you.

I mean, it can't be worse than the graphic suicides, cartel murders, islamic beheadings, and russian/indian transit fatalities shown on Bestgore.com (RIP), right? Right???

Read the OP.

Or go here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/#post-5869679

It's extremely sexy and maybe too hot for you to handle.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm *really* sorry to ask this. Truly, I am. But know that it's coming from a place of horrified curiosity as well as morbid fascination for grim reality, nothing else:

I have not seen said video. Could someone possibly link it? Please and thank you.

I mean, it can't be worse than the graphic suicides, cartel murders, islamic beheadings, and russian/indian transit fatalities shown on Bestgore.com (RIP), right? Right???

Unfortunately I am not head of the UN nor do I oversee international lawmaking, otherwise I would move to declare that video the worst crime against humanity and see those responsible tried and prosecuted.

Albert Pierrepoint will have to be resurrected to be the hangman and their remains to be cremated with the ashes buried at sea.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Kevin's gotten so goddamn borning that we're diverging into side topics at the drop of a hat. Let's analyze this:

1. No major changes in Kevin's life
Kevin is boring because as long as his enviorment stays constant and he gets to go places he wants to go that have the same amenities and people who give him attention as home (England, furry conventions) he's as happy as a pig in shit. The last major change was moving from the Tranch Death Site to Grandparent's extra property. He's as happy as a pig in shit since nothing is going on, no one is forcing him to do tranchwork aside from feeding things and filming occassionally, and he can consoooooom all day and do whatever twitter/discord cooming activity he wants.


2. The side cast has calmed down.

Half of Kevin's appeal is the extended side universe of troons he surrounds himself with. Let's recount:

Ever since Penny went silent it's been hard to gauge the state of him and Jen. They've likely calmed down a bit since the twilight of the alpacas at the tranch. Not living in fear and being close to Taco Bell and tendies really helps.

His new GF seems standard. Everyone he met in England doesn't have enough drama to affect him, and it's a nice occassion to visit rather than sitting through drama.

Wedge and Neck have cut ties. Most ranchhands cut ties. Lumpy Mandozer and his psycho BPD woman have cut ties. I haven't checked on their thread but I'm betting they're not doing much concerning Kevin: the last I saw was that Mandozer ran off after the Penny/Bonnie drama.

Kevin reflects the state of the people he lives with. He becomes nervous and agitated when they're nervous and agitated at him. He lives in bliss when they say "It's not you, I'm tired of work" or some other permission to not sulk otherwise.

3. Kevvie is not experiencing or commenting on politics

There hasn't been as many trans incidents that Kevryn has felt like commenting on. I think the last was the awful aiden shooter. There haven't been major political things to rant about nor anything related to trans in his state really. His "wifes" are likely too tired to comment, especially if say Penny is tired from working whatever he is doing. There's been no need or urge for Kevin to preform or give as many hilarious takes as he used to.

4. Kevin is nearing the end of his trans surgeries.

This is something to note: the Amhole 2 saga has hit a plateau for the moment. If he's lucky, it will stay as a piercing he doesn't have to play with much or get medical attention for one day. The last two surgeries he can get related to being trans are bolt ons (lol) and Facial Feminization Surgery (double lol). The surgeries are the most interesting peaks in his life since there's something to look forward to, be nervous about, then be joyous and then neglect when over. We followed him for a amreason. Now his medical sagas are winding down (for now), both us and Kevin are running out of things to look forward to.


That's my analysis, feel free to discuss.

 

[FinnSven]

Kevin was at his best on the tranch thinking that he was somehow important being their “Social media coordinator”.

Then he could at least convince himself that he was at a forefront of this nonexistent battle between Earls, Trump Voters, the “fash” and brave bold beautiful transwomen.

Now, it’s probably even dawned on him that not even other Troons give a rats Arse about three prison gay committed transvestites squat-living in property owned by family with a few animals about.

Possibly, Penny has even told him to wind it in in case there is some blowback over the alpaca mass grave. Maybe they are clear of legal action, but social and reputation damage is still a risk.

Plus a big factor is that Kevin is a right chickenshit.
He might have felt safer on the tranch with it being isolated and guarded by some slightly competent people, but now they seem to be in closer proximity to an actual town, Penny dropped the pretending to head up a militia and local law enforcement might be less tolerant of such activities.

In this place it’s probably far easier for some locals/visitors to brick the windows or give Kevin a slap while he minces around town.

The only thing which could make him more interesting now is if Penny dies or throws him out, so he has to grift off another “girlfriend” or something.

There is no way he will get a job. Even if he wanted one, he is thoroughly unemployable by now.
Whether he has any competency, his invented conditions will scare off employers who don’t need the headaches of unreliability or risk of lawsuits and compensation demands.
He won’t get it together to work in service industry, he will be laughed out of any tech jobs, and even if he managed to get ranch work, he wouldn’t last the morning.

So he will basically burn bridges with all of his “girlfriends” until he winds up back at his mum’s.

 

[FinnSven]

Oh and sorry to double post, but this point needs its own “section”!

What about Kevvie’s income you cry? Surely with this inheritance he is supposed to get, he could just rent a gaff and maintain a neckbeard nest, surrounded by transformers and his own filth?

Whether our Kev gets tardbux, as also speculated, or whether he is living off an inheritance stipend, I believe the circumstantial evidence we have seen from Kevvie’s self documented behavior demonstrates that it is not enough for him to live on.

I am guessing he gets like 800-1200 USD a month, so basically enough that if it is inherited, it would exclude him from housing benefits, but if he had to pay rental and ancillary living costs, he wouldn’t be able to afford his monthly transformers, paying his “friends patreon subs”, weed and junk food.

I suspect that if this is the case, he gives a token payment to Penny and then the rest goes on his addictions. He may even be paying less of a token payment at this new place as there is less overhead.

Thus the regular grifts have stopped.
If he tried to run a household and grift on this inheritance, then the risk would be that the grifting wouldn’t cover what he wants, plus without the tranch to grift “for”, even he knows it would be barely lucrative.

So this is probably how he maintains this childlike existence.

He will be ok as long as he can live with someone who lets him keep the bulk of his money.

 

[James Howlett]

Keep in mind, the inheritance is not bottomless. It will run out someday, and likely Penny along with it. There will be a homeless saga eventually, I'm just bummed it's probably down the road and not right around the corner at this point.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Keep in mind, the inheritance is not bottomless. It will run out someday, and likely Penny along with it. There will be a homeless saga eventually, I'm just bummed it's probably down the road and not right around the corner at this point.

We shouldn't feel too bad that a cow is "hibernating" at this time. It sucks that we don't get our entertainment, but it was nice he was so consistent for so long. Besides, he's the type of dipshit to keep popping up again, especially when his life gets rough. The eb and flow of cowdom is eternal...

 

[Flamin Park]

I think the real interesting stuff happens if one of penny's grandparents has to go into elder/dementia care

That eats up savings quick and I can see tranch 2.0 being sold to cover it. I'd be interested to see which side penny takes in that case. On one side he's close to his grandparents, on the other side he doesn't want to give up his home and lifestyle and I could see him turning against them as evil landlords

Either way I think he'll drop keV once he's too broken down to keep working and can't rely on family assets; I doubt Kev's tugboat covers living expenses for 2-3 people in an actual private rental

In regards to inheritance put me in the 'already gone' camp

Even if the aunt was a spinster and keV her favourite (unlikely) it'd go to family like his mother as well, and the higher the payments the faster it's milled into plastic robots and weed

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think the real interesting stuff happens if one of penny's grandparents has to go into elder/dementia care

Similarly, Penny is making ends meet by manual labor. If he injures himself badly, or his body just breaks down to a point where he cannot work, that's going to upset the status quo. It's fulfilling and erotic to pretend you are Kevin's all-providing mommy [citation needed], but actually getting up every morning and doing it has to suck.

It's strange that the Tranch's ex-Social Media Manager, without other pressing duties, isn't patrolling social media for mentions of the Tranch and correcting the record whenever necessary.

 

[Temperance]

This Transformer gave him "gender feelings" as a kid.


Kevin is making a "My Little Pony"-themed MtG deck.
https://secretlair.wizards.com/us/e...-the-galloping-2-extra-life-2023-foil-edition

Spoiler: More

COOOOOOM
(It's a video of a masturbating troon. Not gonna link it.)



His desk has been reorganized.

Spoiler: Pics

More toys.


Making good decisions.


Gotta collect 'em all!


He has a hoard of toys languishing in tubs somewhere. Kevin is too lazy to sort through them.


There will be another Kevin post later tonight. This one will be much more interesting.