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Okay, how can bottled water expire?
It can technically go bad in that the plastic begins to erode badly enough to have a noticeable effect on the water's quality, but that takes too long for people to notice. This is just some arrogant bitch trying to brush off Biden's radio silence by downplaying Trump's relief donations.
 
Okay, how can bottled water expire?
It can technically go bad in that the plastic begins to erode badly enough to have a noticeable effect on the water's quality, but that takes too long for people to notice. This is just some arrogant bitch trying to brush off Biden's radio silence by downplaying Trump's relief donations.

@Flaming Insignias is close, but its not the plastic degradation exactly. Its liability.
Also its not an expiration date. Its a sell-by date. These are different things.

The bottles are plastic not metal so they are air-permeable. Especially if stored in areas they get non-UV light, there is a possibility of small endospores that survived the bottling process being able to find purchase and start growing again as the airbalance normalizes. If stored in areas exposed to UV light, the plastics will break down and become brittle, upping the odds that (especially when stacked floor to ceiling as they are are) the bottles will crack.

The sell-by date means that (I'm forgetting the specifics) the manufacturer says that product doesn't expire/effectively doesn't expire and that if it goes bad it will be readily apparent before purchase (i.e. shit growing in a transparent bottle). They are asserting the product will fine as long as the container is intact, and they are warrantying the container with a sell-by.
It is also used in products that can have a variable shelf-life depending on conditions like Meat - meat can be stored longer frozen. there are too many factors to account for, so meat has a "sell-by".

Expiration dates are needed for products where the product may not be obviously bad until the product is opened, i.e. Milk.

And best-by dates are for products that may experience a degradation in quality if not consumed before that date, but may continue to be edible after that date.
 
Okay so this is a couple months old now, but I don't think it's been posted here yet.

It's a bit of a stretch, but I'm going to go out on a limb and just assume that "candidates we all abhor" includes you-know-who. Let's face it - did you EVER see stuff like this before the Trump era?


Ask Amy: Bridezilla didn’t want uncle to attend wedding, but still wanted a gift

Dear Amy:
Four months before my daughter’s wedding, she told me that her uncle (my brother, “Dave”) would make her feel unsafe if he was a guest. She asked me not to invite him.

My daughter is very politically progressive, as are many of her friends, and although she and Dave have always had a good relationship (I thought), he is a conservative voter and has supported candidates we all abhor.

Dave has always been very nice, so my daughter’s request surprised me.

I wrote Dave a very nice note, telling him that we would not be comfortable with him at the wedding and that he would not be invited.

Dave did not respond and did not attend.

Afterward, I sent him a card and pictures from the wedding, all in an effort to make him feel like he was not being totally left out.

I have not heard from Dave since then. When my siblings found out what I had done they were angry with me.

That is just one problem.

Another problem is that Dave has not sent my daughter and son-in-law a wedding gift.

In the past, Dave has given family members wedding checks in excess of $1,000.

She says she was counting on receiving the same type of gift.

My husband says I should drop it – but I can’t. Dave’s behavior is upsetting and embarrassing to me.

How can I get my brother to recognize and change his petty behavior?

Please don’t tell me that I’m the one who started this by not inviting my brother to the wedding. After all, he’s a grown man, while my daughter is young and just starting out.

– Angry in Philadelphia

Dear Angry: Let’s recap: Your delicate daughter is too frightened to be near a conservative voter to allow her uncle “Dave” to attend her wedding.

She then asks you to do her dirty work for her, and (of course) you do!

Fine – so far, we have only a bride’s prerogative to create her own guest list, and her mother’s choice to protect her from any consequences, which is your prerogative.

You then rub the excluded guest’s nose in this wedding by sending him photos of the event to which he has pointedly not been invited.

But it’s your second “problem” which I believe will enter the Bridezilla Hall of Infamy.

In short: Brides who are too afraid of family members to invite them to a family wedding don’t then get the pleasure of receiving their money.

You seem almost as afraid of your daughter as she is of your brother, but I hope you’ll find a way to courageously tell her that the Bank of Uncle Dave is closed, at least to your branch of the family.

So far, your silent brother is the only family member who is behaving appropriately. He’s steering clear, which is exactly what you have asked him to do.
 
It's a bit of a stretch, but I'm going to go out on a limb and just assume that "candidates we all abhor" includes you-know-who. Let's face it - did you EVER see stuff like this before the Trump era?

"When I told you to fuck off out of our lives, I didn't mean your wallet!" lol, get fucking wrecked you parasite.

And yeah, we saw some of this shit in the Dubya years but only since Trump have the libtards been this vocally performative about it. When telling your Bush-voting family to fuck off there was a sense of shame about it. People trying to demonize Trump are demanding to be praised for cutting off family members.

Another problem is that Dave has not sent my daughter and son-in-law a wedding gift.

In the past, Dave has given family members wedding checks in excess of $1,000.

She says she was counting on receiving the same type of gift.
This shit just makes me so angry. If you were counting on that money, I guess you should have invited him to the wedding.

And there's the mom expecting her brother should cut a check to her daughter who disinvited him from her wedding... clearly we know where her worthless cunt of a daughter learned her behavior from.
 
Just some primo TDS here.


The “Nazi Persecution” Wheeze of the Self-Pitying MAGA Cult​

As we discussed last week, whenever the Party of Personal Responsibility is called to do something mildly inconvenient, one of its favorite strategies is to compare itself to a victim of the Third Reich.

Whether it’s having to show a little consideration to the medically vulnerable…
[image of yellow star with "not vaccinated"]

Or consider the feelings of those who have lost children to the latest Gun Cult slaughter…
[image of yellow star with "gun owner"]

The MAGA cult is always ready to spit on the graves of six million victims of Nazi barbarism in order to platform its sociopathic narcissism and outraged sense of privilege, victimized by the mere existence of other people’s needs.

Given such a massive sense of entitlement, it is therefore not surprising that when the Party of Personal Responsibility is not merely asked to consider somebody else, but to own up for its actual crimes, it completely loses its mind:

[tweet with video and text: "Actor Ben Stein compared the Trump indictment to living under Nazi occupation."]

To all the conservative panic-mongers screaming “YOU’RE NEXT! YOU’RE NEXT!” like the hero in INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS, let me say to them what I say to the man who used to be Ben Stein, by taking a cue from Martin Niemoller:

First they came for the racist landlords and I said nothing because I was not a racist landord.

Then they came for the fake cancer charities and universities and I said nothing because I was not a fake cancer charity or university.

Then they came for the sex predators and I said nothing, because I was not a sex predator.

Then they came for the corrupt cronies and I said nothing because I was not a corrupt crony.

Then they came for the violent insurrectionists and I said nothing because I was not a violent insurrectionist.

Then they came for the traitorous criminals stealing state secrets and endangering the entire world by leaving top secret nuclear information laying around for spies and global enemies to see and I said nothing because I was not a traitorous thief.

Then, they did not come for me, because I am not a criminal.

If you think they are coming for you, I can only assume you are a criminal or an aspiring criminal and are plagued with a guilty conscience.

Hear the word of the Lord: Repent!
 
For those who are unfamiliar, Mark Shea (author of the above screed) is a long-time "Catholic" blogger who converted to the Vatican II church from Protestantism a long time ago.

His whole schtick of "WHY SHOULD I WORRY? THEY'RE ONLY AFTER THE BAD GUYS!" is particularly hilarious in light of the Biden regime's recent targeting of Latin Mass-goers as domestic terrorists. Even like a decade ago, Shea had already built up quite the reputation as an overly dramatic idiot with a hateboner for anything remotely "traditional" but this takes it to a new level.
 
Once upon a time he was quoted favorably by National Review and had a whole "gay brownshirts" category on his blog.

Back in 2016 he said:
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Has he bothered to "fight" Biden at all since he won? (I'll save you an archive trip - no)

Bonus round of fun:
 
This one will be hard to top. You'd have to be Helen Keller to seriously believe this.

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I'm just going to say that I understand The Joepedo has the entire CIA disguise department making his corpse look life-like, but he looks good for 80 and moves better than most 80. But my nigga in no world does he look younger than the Centipede. He looks significantly older than Trumps fucking mugshot.
 
I'm just going to say that I understand The Joepedo has the entire CIA disguise department making his corpse look life-like, but he looks good for 80 and moves better than most 80. But my nigga in no world does he look younger than the Centipede. He looks significantly older than Trumps fucking mugshot.
I don't even care about physical appearance, the fact that Biden can't stop engaging in senile ramblings even with his handlers trying to make him look healthy is bad enough.
 
Remember it's not the dems literally selling out shit in our country to foreigners. It's Trump for.... let me check my notes...
(archive seems to be down?)

The Perfect Traitor​

One of the great mysteries of the MAGA antichrist cult is the surprise that each of its adherents feel when the most selfish man in the history of the Republic throws them under the bus after having betrayed umpteen other dupes and lackeys. If there is anything Trump has made extraordinarily clear, it is that he regards all other human beings as useful tools or as nothing at all. And yet, again and again, people have ruined their lives, their character, their reputations, and their hopes in pursuit of the approval of this traitorous predator. From Proud Boys going away to prison without his lifting a finger to help them to betrayed wives to a betrayed nation to betrayed lackeys like Michael Cohen to betrayed lawyers and henchmen under indictment with him to betrayed MAGA supporters with COVID dying by the bushel to prop up his lies to betrayed voters who found themselves and loved ones deported or separated, to his infant nephew with cerebral palsy whom he tried to deny medical care in a family spat over money, there is nobody who has not been stabbed in the back by him the moment he found it useful to his fortunes or vanity to do so.

But perhaps the greatest spectacle of groveling obsequiousness and prostitution has been the “prolife” cult of death selling its soul to this guy and getting exactly the betrayal they deserve. These are people who long ago decided it would profit them plenty to gain his support at the cost of their souls and they have spent nearly a decade lying, abusing the weak, trampling the last shreds of truth and decency and selling their souls. These people used to talk about the dignity of human life, but abased themselves to defend this disgusting mockery of the disabled:

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These champions of “family values” whored themselves out to compare this double adulterer and rapist to King David and call him “God’s anointed” when he was found to have screwed a porn star while his third wife, a former porn star, was giving birth.

They babbled about his manly courage while Cadet Bonespurs again and again ducked responsibility for his actions and spoke of vets and POWs as losers.

They lied that the deaths of a million Americans (including unborn children) from COVID were no big deal.

They went to war against the Holy Father and the Church to spit in the faces of refugees, the poor, the brown and the sick because, again and again, they bought the monomaniac lie that abortion was the one and only moral issue that mattered and Trump and the GOP were going to magic abortion away by somehow imposing the will of 13% of Americans on the other 87%. They lied to themselves that because Trump’s SCOTUS judges struck down Roe, their fantasy of a glorious abortion ban that would let them jail and even execute post-abortive women and drop the facade that they gave a damn about them.

So it is particularly exquisite that this base of lying fanatics, committed to killing an ever-growing list of victims “for life” should suddenly find the man the lied is “the most pro-life president in history” is leading the GOP charge to dump these lying monomaniacs as fast as possible since he knows as well as the rest of the GOP leadership that their insane demand to impose the will of 13% of the population is an absolutely guaranteed and surefire loser:


Trump–like another professional liar who has spent decades exploiting the willing gullibility of the “prolife” cult of death and teaching it to pit the unborn against every form of human life the GOP wants to rob, harm, oppress and kill…


…has reached the point where he knows that the attempt to “outlaw abortion” is doomed. The cynics in GOP never meant it to come to that. They just wanted to go on making empty promises and harvesting votes from suckers willing to suppport any GOP cruelty as they kept pursuing their fantasy of magicking abortion away. So as the 13 Percent, stoked by Dobbs, rev their dream of an America where they can finally impose insane and draconian punishments on women that scare the hell out of Normals, the GOP is now searching for a way to betray them, keep abortion “safe, legal and rare” (as Hannity says, echoing the Clinton Administration) and figure out a way to go on harvesting the votes of these sucker, perverting them ever more perfectly into willing death cultists, and never having to deliver on their fantasy of an American without abortion where they never have to give a shit about their own selfish support for GOP policies that actually drive up abortion rates.

It will be fascinating to see how the MAGA cult go on rationalizing their support for Trump even after he clearly signals that he will never give them the one monomaniac desire that has been their Idée fixe for 40 years and to which they have sacrificed their sanity, decency, common sense, and integrity. My hope is that they will finally start realizing just how much they have destroyed and distorted the actual Christian witness to the dignity of human life and wake up at long last to the truth that they have abandoned Christ in pursuit of the idol of nihilist power at any price. They have sought the One Ring, lying to themselves that the ends justify the means. And they have live out the truth articulated by Uncle Screwtape:

To get the man’s soul and give him nothing in return–that is what truly gladdens the heart of Our Father Below.
Yet even now, after years of whoring themselves out to this traitorous man and getting only betrayal in return for their treason to the Kingdom of God, our heavenly Father will gladly receive ever MAGA cult of death member, forgive their sins, and set their feet on the way of Christ if they will only repent. I pray they do.
 
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