Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[The handsome tard]

When is Ahsoka gonna beat up Rey like it's nothing

So are they FINALLY going to get to Elon Thrawn now? He IS the bad guy of Ahsoka, right? He WILL make an appearance before the season is 90% over, yes?

Perhaps if Kathleen Kennedy stopped being head of Lucasfilm (which will never happen on her own accord), and then all the Disney suits had a collective cocaine brain meltdown and decided to put Filoni in charge of Lucasfilm (Which is not that far fetched provided the previous condition is fulfilled) that could happen.

It all comes back to the sequel trilogy, doesnt it?

Probably in the New Jedi Order movie that's coming up. Rey will be the Daniel LaRusso/Miguel Diaz to Ahsoka's Mr. Miyagi/Johnny Lawrence, and she'll beat Rey up a few times to teach her.

Fuck me, I hate you for giving me that VERY likely image in my head.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

But the only Thrawn that the people who watch this stuff remember is Rebels Thrawn, who lost repeatedly to the SW equivalent of the Scooby Doo gang.

now I want the Jedi Academy kids pulling a mask off of the ghost TIE Fighter Pilot and finding out he's really Old Man Thrawn, owner of the haunted Imperial Remnant

 

[draggs]

Ghost Qui-gon and crew were right, Ahsoka is a Sith now. She kills Titus Pullo to claim Dark Lordship of the Sith, Thrawn puts on a wolf fursuit and licks her toes. Sabine and Aladdin reunite in a wacky adventure with their spez whale frens to save the New Republic from Ahsoka and Furrawn

EDIT so okay I wanted to see my boy Thrawn so I yo ho ho'd episode 6, first episode of Ahsoka I've watched, first Star Wars since the finale of Mando season 2

Modern special effects still impress me sometimes because I never watch new shit anymore. I guess this is standard now. A planetary ring of spehzz whale bones is retarded. Is the rest of the series like this? What I mean is, this feels like it is trying to be (Peter Jackson's) Lord of the Rings (THERE IS LITERALLY MINAS TIRITH ON THE PLANET IN THE OTHER GALAXY WTF), Final Fantasy, some visual design elements from Villenueve's Dune and Elden Ring... where is the Star Wars in this Star Wars show?

Whoever this purple haired femboi looking thing playing sabine wren is, she sucks at acting. So does Titus Pullo's apprentice. Who are these unattractive bad actors and actresses on the screen all the time?

Apparently the Jedi knew all about traveling to other galaxies? What?

These are not the Nightsisters I was looking for

Titus Pullo looks bored. And so was I

THEY COULD AT LEAST HAVE PLAYED THE IMPERIAL MARCH WHEN CHIMAERA AND THRAWN SHOW UP WTF THIS SHIT IS SO SIMPLE HOW DO YOU NOT PLAY THE IMPERIAL FUCKING MARCH THERE?

Thrawn's voice is not right. Neither is his hairstyle. Lars Mikkelsen has a fine presence and can act, but his voice needs a little more cultured accent and hint of snobbery in it than it has. Thrawn should not have a receding hairline lol

The way Sabine found Aladdin and their reunion was contrived and uninteresting

All the money that is obviously being spent and this is what they produce? Many such cases

Well whatever, if it weren't for Lars and Titus Pullo I would have stopped skipping 5 seconds ahead halfway through this and deleted it. Of course Ray Stevenson is fucking dead now and his hinting of some EVEN GREATAR POWAR on the planet was never going to amount to anything interesting anyway

 

[Miller]

I like the aesthetic of Thrawn's troopers. I thought it was a nice idea, better than the ducktroopers from the Disney Trilogy.
Claudia Black as a Nightsister, great casting.


>wolf-horses
Yep, it's a Dave Filoni show.

Thrawn's voice is not right. Neither is his hairstyle. Lars Mikkelsen has a fine presence and can act, but his voice needs a little more cultured accent and hint of snobbery in it than it has. Thrawn should not have a receding hairline lol

They should have given him a wig that looks like the hairstyle that he has on SWRebels and the artworks.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

What I mean is, this feels like it is trying to be (Peter Jackson's) Lord of the Rings (THERE IS LITERALLY MINAS TIRITH ON THE PLANET IN THE OTHER GALAXY WTF), Final Fantasy, some visual design elements from Villenueve's Dune and Elden Ring... where is the Star Wars in this Star Wars show?

I think we had established that they want to do anything successful but Star Wars...

It's Scary Movie levels of a patchwork of better, more successful properties but the one they're ostensibly doing and that incidentally was the golden standard of a successful property before they laid their dirty hands on it.

Because no one should doubt they hate Star Wars and they hate its fans.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.

“The mind and body are linked together in a meshwork of oxygen, nutrients, hormones, and neuron health. Physical exercise drives that meshwork, stimulating the brain and freeing one’s intellect.”

--Excerpt from Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn ​

 

[Ewan McGregor]

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...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.​

Gosh, it's like Doc Manhattan got AIDS and spent his days at a trashy pub in Southampton

 

[MoffAlbert]

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...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.​

Dude looks like Hermann Göring, Jesus Christ...

 

[The Nothingness]

Dude looks like Hermann Göring, Jesus Christ...

I'm sure that wasn't intentional

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.

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“The mind and body are linked together in a meshwork of oxygen, nutrients, hormones, and neuron health. Physical exercise drives that meshwork, stimulating the brain and freeing one’s intellect.”

--Excerpt from Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn ​

not so much "Heir to the Empire" as "Heir to the Pie"

 

[Adamska]

...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.

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“The mind and body are linked together in a meshwork of oxygen, nutrients, hormones, and neuron health. Physical exercise drives that meshwork, stimulating the brain and freeing one’s intellect.”

--Excerpt from Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn ​

Took them 3/4ths of the run time to get to this. Reminder that the writers demand not just more money but even more of them on staff even though this show could've been cut to honestly like an episode at most due to how much fucking nothing seems to happen in it.

There's a reason the moment this came out Disney's stocks plummeted and the investors were suing them for pulling ponzi scheme bullshit.

 

[Mississippi Motorboater]

There's a reason the moment this came out Disney's stocks plummeted and the investors were suing them for pulling ponzi scheme bullshit.

Disney's stock is in the toilet for unrelated, far more dire reasons than Star Wars. Bob Iger recently came out announcing that the company was going to spend the next ten years funneling 60 billion dollars into the parks...when they're already $47.18 B in debt.

As if there weren't enough reasons to cash your Mouse Stock and run for the hills.

 

[draggs]

Not to mention the 10 to 30 BILLION Disney is going to be on the hook to Comcast for over Hulu. This is why they're trying to sell ABC. They're fucked if they can't find some big infusion of liquidity from SOMEWHERE to settle the Comcast-Hulu mess they got themselves into

At least Thrawn's number two is this Enoch guy in his gold mask ripped straight from New Vegas, or a dovahhatty Romeaboo meme. They're leaving my other boy Pellaeon alone. For now

LEAVE GILAD PELLAEON ALONE, FILONI, YOU WOLF FUCKING BASTARD

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

I noticed that about Thrawn. I suppose there was little for him to do in the witches' world other than gorge himself silly due to him not having any real fights.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.

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“The mind and body are linked together in a meshwork of oxygen, nutrients, hormones, and neuron health. Physical exercise drives that meshwork, stimulating the brain and freeing one’s intellect.”

--Excerpt from Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn ​

A gut to rival Darth Baras the Wide?

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

A gut to rival Darth Baras the Wide?

Baras was thin and fit in the SWTOR comics before he got fat in SWTOR game.

 

[UCT]

...Grand Admiral Gut, Heir to the Pregpire.

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“The mind and body are linked together in a meshwork of oxygen, nutrients, hormones, and neuron health. Physical exercise drives that meshwork, stimulating the brain and freeing one’s intellect.”

--Excerpt from Thrawn (2017) by Timothy Zahn ​

Guess he didn’t take losing too space Aladdin very well. Bit too many comfort donuts there Grand Admiral.

 

[TheAmbiguousLurker]

Baras was thin and fit in the SWTOR comics before he got fat in SWTOR game.

He had to store all that dark side energy somewhere. He's like the Kingpin, it's actually all muscle there.

 

[UCT]

He had to store all that dark side energy somewhere. He's like the Kingpin, it's actually all muscle there.

I always really liked The Kingpin (back when comics weren’t shit), this big guy you thinks just this fat lazy goon but naw his a hulking monster strong enough to hurt Spidey and smart enough to escape justice almost every time.

 

[SecretMagicalGirl]

Forget for a second the terrible storytelling and horrible acting of the Ashoka show.

Have you noticed how much homework you need to do for this show to even remotely matter to you?

For starters you need to have read the Thrawn trilogy to have any idea why he is such a big deal. Because his rebels scenes had him as just a generic smug alien bad guy villain of the week.

You need to have had seen the Prequel trilogy, And the whole of the Clone Wars animated series, The Mandalorian ( for Ashoka’s introduction). AND Filoni also just assumes you have watched the entirety of Rebels and that you already love all of the cast.

That is a big Ask. Specially Filoni’s assumption that the Rebels cast is way more beloved and popular than they really are. Do people actually care about them? I personally never cared about Erza and the others that much.. And I doubt your average casual fans even knows who they are.

Is it any wonder why normies couldn’t care less about this show? Even the MCU doesn’t give you that much work before enjoying a movie.