Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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If he is of extraterrestrial origin, it's like the aliens said, "Fuck it, it sort of looks like a human, it's the best we can do at this time."
If LFJ was manufactured by aliens, he must've been the last humanoid that rolled off the production line on a Friday afternoon.
As AmOminous said, he's a wife-beater and a raging misogynist but I think it's only the tip of the iceberg and there might be more than meet the eyes.
Phil looks like the kind of guy whose hard drive contents are so sickening, only the most desensitized of feds could push themselves to gather all the evidence.
How does being a criminal rapist and open pervert who disgusts normal people with his mere appearance make more money? How does an employee who literally does nothing of value make more money? This is just perverse bullshit. It does NOT make more money.
No, but it earns more ESG social credit points from (((Blackrock))).
 
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Many Kiwiartists much better than I am have already recorded Elliot for posterity, but I figured KatPhil here needed a portrait too.
I always find it hilarious how troons only know how to be either slutty bimbos that are practically outright caricatures, or grandmas who have a strange affinity for mumus.
 
I always find it hilarious how troons only know how to be either slutty bimbos that are practically outright caricatures, or grandmas who have a strange affinity for mumus.
Lol and this dude somehow both fancies himself a slut AND seems to own exactly one very Grandma-shops-at-Walmart sack dress with sad vagina flowers on it.

While drawing his face I couldn't help notice his similarities to both Peter Griffin and (so many apologies) Stephen Root without teeth.
 
Fuck.

I fall into about three categories that get poked fun of around here. I don’t give a shit - they’re just words, and they’re (mostly) for entertainment. 99% of people who complain about the site fall into that category. There’s about 1% who do stupid things on the internet and have the autism spotlight pointed on them. I’d hardly call it a bastion on neo-Nazism.

People are fucking stupid sometimes.

/MATI
 
Liz Fong-Jones has been vaxxmaxing. 💪😷
https://archive.ph/fKJmz
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Liz Fong-Jones said:
Went down to Seattle to see Alexandria Leal for a Snep-tember visit to the snow leopards at Woodland Park Zoo, also managed to score my eighth vaccine dose (Pfizer, not Mow-derna) while I was there! Raaagh at Dr Bonnie Henry having added unnecessary friction to COVID prevention/treatments for BC residents, forcing me to go to the US to get timely boosters.

I have somehow managed to, knock on wood, catch covid 0 times in 3.5 years, and in large part I'm going to attribute that to being one of the most vaccinated people on the planet and wearing a high-quality mask where ventilation is poor.
Side-note: "Alexandria Leal" is Liz's polycule member who works at Fastly, a Cloudflare competitor. He has a thread here.

One of the comments:
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https://cohost.org/BinaryVixen899/post/2892481-because-if-so-i-am [Archive]
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Unrelated, but Liz Fong-Jones' henchman (Philip Sisson / Katherine Lorelei) is a libertarian. :lol:
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"The Kiwifarms chuds make fun of trans folx and hurt muh feefees. 😢 This violates the heckin' NAP, because WORDS 👏 ARE 👏 VIOLENCE! 👏 I'm now justified in going scorched earth on their website. 😎"
- Philip Sisson, probably.​

Or maybe literally...
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Mkh08
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Still tickles me that Elliot will never pass because of his humongous chin even tho he is asian and has arguably the lowest hurdle to clear amongst all the races to pass.
What a mutlifacted failure of a man.
Probably chopped his tiny wee wee off because it wouldn't make that much of a difference to begin with.
 
Unrelated, but Liz Fong-Jones' henchman (Philip Sisson / Katherine Lorelei) is a libertarian. :lol:
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Or maybe literally...
https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Mkh08
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Yeah, nothing says non-aggression like the state ending people's lives over their thoughts. You can't get through any major libertarian work without a hundred pages of the need for the state to violently suppress wrongthink. It's like jeez talk about some property rights or private roads or something already!
 
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Ugly man--unbeknownst soulmate of Tommy Tooter and Toren--hiding ugly man-chin using giant man-hand. Flawless concealment achieved. Feminine beauty realized.

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Three toothless, ugly, derelict-looking men drinking the cheapest vodka they can buy. A gathering that should happen. The smell would be so awful that it inspires respect and awe when the nausea passes. The commingling of the three auras of stench produces a new stink that causes conceptual reorganization in anyone unfortunate to take in that odor. The meaning of "bad smell" changed forever, accompanied by PTSD. DARPA has heard rumors of this stink and wants to synthesize it for use in developing non-lethal weaponry.

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Each of the members of the toothless tranny trio has the capacity to cause the death of sailors. Philip, Jonathan, and Tommy greet a group of thirsty sailors at a port. For a few seconds--but subjectively, it seems like hours--the sailors ponder the meaning of life and the purpose of suffering. A mass suicide of the sailors ensues. They throw themselves into the sea.

Again, DARPA is interested in Philip, Jonathan, and Tommy's nudes. They can be mass-printed, scented with the super stench, and released by airplane over enemy territory to cause sickness and destroy combatants' will to live.
 
Liz Fong-Jones has been vaxxmaxing. 💪😷
EIGHT FUCKING TIMES.

What do you even need EIGHT vaccines for? even if accounting for the coof being more or less endemic, seasonal shots and the initial two shots that's fucking retarded, getting a million boosters when you very likely aren't in a risk group is fucking idiotic.

Even if you look at this from the side of a person who "trusts the soyence" this is nonsensical, at best he would need the initial dose, those are 6 boosters that could have gone to some weakened grandpa, but the brickfaced chink doesn't care, he wants all the vaxxxxxx.

The reason this niggerfaggot hasn't gotten infected once (or so he claims, he could have had it without noticing), is that he never goes out, and if he does it's to hang out with the same small group of shut ins.

On the flip side, more shots means more tickets for side effects, and I believe most everyone here has an idea of what those are, so my conclusion is as follows :

Elliot should get even more boosters, 8 vaccines are rookie numbers, go for triple digits you chink faggot.
 
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