Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

Speaking of Ezra and cucking, I don't know if anyone remembers this, but when Rebels was airing, everyone on 4Chan was convinced that the 4th Sister or whatever her name was going to seduce Ezra and completely cuck out Sabine in the show.

I don't know where the fuck this started, or why the coomers at /tv/ were so desperate for this to happen, but I saw memes for it all over the place.
Shipping finds a way.
 
Shipping finds a way.

It's interesting. the big boogerman in the US is the incel american youth. But....for all the shit over the tranny/homo Jedi survivor; the game had NuDath girl going all in on her ginger jed.

I don't think American's outside the coasts are as sexless and gay as the people making our entertainment...

Speaking of Rebels season 5.....I watched.....only the Thrawn bits for six. It was....bad.

Thrawn was terrible, before posting I looked at titles on Yootube. They all posted how perfect, how menacing! menacing?

Let's contrast.
HoE Thrawn is introduced in the dark, with GLOWING RED EYES that ILLUMINATE Captain Paellon's FACE! He is contrasted with the otherwise normal Captain and in his first seen at the BEGINNING OF THE BOOK he slaughters a Rebel task force

In Rebels season five; Thrawn has not been present for FIVE EPISODES! We meet him and he's a flabby smurf. His eyes do not glow and he....does very little. It's not just him.

The stormtroopers are shit, because they're Dave OC's they have to be 'different', which is going against the point; including the stupid Trooper commander. STORMTROOPERS USE FUCKING NUMBERS FOR A REASON! You are apart of a unit, your old self is dead....

I'm...the witches are so cringe to not need words. If you liked that....go. Just leave.

NotJorruus, Baylon is somehow the only one with anything approaching tension, menace or a story and he's so fucking boring! I remember watching and thinking, I'd rather watch this then Thrawn triple crossing people....being just every imperial ever in a Disney movie?

So yeah, maybe Dave will do... something? But in my experience, his stuff gets worse as it goes along, not better. So far the SOLE STANDOUT moment was people recognizing Hayden's a good actor.
 
Shipping finds a way.
Which is kind of funny, since the Seventh Sister was voiced by Sarah Michelle Gellar, who is Freddie Prinze Jr.'s real-life wife. So the Kanan/Seventh Sister shippers had a stronger claim, especially since she actually did hit on him once in the show.

SS: "Such a handsome face."
Kanan: "I don't go for crazy… anymore!"
SS: "That's all right. I prefer brains."

It's interesting. the big boogerman in the US is the incel american youth. But....for all the shit over the tranny/homo Jedi survivor; the game had NuDath girl going all in on her ginger jed.
Mostly because the game's writers didn't want to do a queer storyline and probably figured that they'd get more sales if it was just your bog-standard straight romance. This isn't Mass Effect where lesbian sex scenes were a feature. That, and they needed catharsis for Cal Kestis, so they made the witch-girl straight.

I don't think American's outside the coasts are as sexless and gay as the people making our entertainment...
Most of them don't even know about the SJW vs. New Right debate, and don't care much for it. Many don't even know about Disney being leftists.

HoE Thrawn is introduced in the dark, with GLOWING RED EYES that ILLUMINATE Captain Paellon's FACE! He is contrasted with the otherwise normal Captain and in his first seen at the BEGINNING OF THE BOOK he slaughters a Rebel task force

In Rebels season five; Thrawn has not been present for FIVE EPISODES! We meet him and he's a flabby smurf. His eyes do not glow and he....does very little. It's not just him.
Again, they're saving most of the action for him in the coming movie. In this show, he's a glorified cameo. It's like having Thrawn show up in Forces of Corruption; you won't get a full arc with him, he's just there to show up, do a thing, and leave, since his real thing was in the novels.

The stormtroopers are shit, because they're Dave OC's they have to be 'different', which is going against the point; including the stupid Trooper commander. STORMTROOPERS USE FUCKING NUMBERS FOR A REASON! You are apart of a unit, your old self is dead....
The Stormtroopers actually look like they've been through hell. They haven't been with the Empire for so long that regulations fell apart and became more and more deviated from the regular soldiers. Doubtless they're establishing these guys as mauve-shirts who are ''better'' than the regular Stormtroopers, because God knows they've made the latter into a complete joke.

I'm...the witches are so cringe to not need words. If you liked that....go. Just leave.
They just took Mother Talzin to a copy machine.

NotJorruus, Baylon is somehow the only one with anything approaching tension, menace or a story and he's so fucking boring! I remember watching and thinking, I'd rather watch this then Thrawn triple crossing people....being just every imperial ever in a Disney movie?
He's obviously going to go for what calls to him to try and break the cycle of Jedi and Sith violence, but what it is, remains to be seen. And he's likely going to be the final boss of the show as Ahsoka would probably be the one to stop him.

So yeah, maybe Dave will do... something? But in my experience, his stuff gets worse as it goes along, not better. So far the SOLE STANDOUT moment was people recognizing Hayden's a good actor.
People already knew that Hayden was a good actor. They mostly blamed Lucas for the dialogue that he was forced to spew out.
 
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ngl the Noghri are extremely underdeveloped. All we know about them is that they worship Darth Vader cause reasons and can have active camo. They never even assassinate anyone IIRC and are just another throwaway species to make the galaxy seem bigger.
Indeed. There was more potential to expand on their story. Imagine them doing operator shit on behalf of the Skywalkers; something like what the Republic Commandos were doing in the Clone Wars, except set in the post-Thrawn era. You can even make a game out of that. A sort of Republic Commando 2, if you will.

Imagine if, in Jedi Outcast and Jedi Academy, instead of seeing New Republic soldiers patrolling the temple, you see Nohgri bodyguards patrolling the academy grounds on the orders of Luke Skywalker, Vader's heir, and when they talk to him, they still call him ''Lord Vader'' since he's his father's son. Like say, imagine that in the middle of a conversation between you, Luke, and Kyle Katarn, two Nohgri are rushing to Luke, they wish to tell to Luke that someone broke into his quarters and sliced his records, so you see the Nohgri blurt out "LORD VADER! LORD VADER!" and they're calling out to Luke to tell him that someone broke into his room and read his diary.
 
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Yeah the stormtroopers and crew of the Chimaera chanting Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn is to establish Thrawn as a serious character. In a dumb way. But it does make sense that after 20 some years in a different galaxy with no way home, a cult of personality would probably be the best way to maintain discipline
 
Yeah the stormtroopers and crew of the Chimaera chanting Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn is to establish Thrawn as a serious character. In a dumb way. But it does make sense that after 20 some years in a different galaxy with no way home, a cult of personality would probably be the best way to maintain discipline
That, and the whole process of filling in broken parts of their armor with gold is another Japanese thing Filoni took inspiration from; kintsugi, the art of repairing broken stuff with things like gold fillings.

Filoni is a closet weeb, confirmed. From Ahsoka wearing a tube top when she was fourteen, to her and Kenobi killing enemies Samurai-style in one blow, and now Thrawn's troops repair their armor the way the Samurai would.
 
Yeah the stormtroopers and crew of the Chimaera chanting Thrawn Thrawn Thrawn is to establish Thrawn as a serious character. In a dumb way. But it does make sense that after 20 some years in a different galaxy with no way home, a cult of personality would probably be the best way to maintain discipline
Eh, I think part of the implication is that they're mindless eldritch creations from the Nightsisters' magic, hence why their armor is so mismatched and why their voices sound distorted.

Because Filoni had to turn a tactical military-focused antagonist into a comic-book supervillain.
 
I'm...the witches are so cringe to not need words. If you liked that....go. Just leave.
No surprises there. The Dathomir Witches (and Nightsisters, because yes, despite what current lore would have you believe, those two are in fact not the same thing), have royally sucked in every depiction since TCW ruined them.

And I say that as someone who saw TCW's version of them first.
 
Disney wishes to get out of the culture war game.


Like I said, Disney was never truly ''woke''. They only adopted the woke agenda to gain money, and it's costing them money, so they're starting the process to slowly quiet down the emphasis on woke because it's costing them their bottom line.

If they were truly woke, as I have said before, they'd have gone further than they currently have to promote it. Like say, they'd make Ahsoka and Sabine gay lovers who would frequently express their love for one another in the show, and they'd add a PSA after each Ahsoka episode where Rosario Dawson and Natasha Liu Bordizzo would talk about the issues LGBT people face in the real world, while Diego Luna and Andy Serkis would feature in PSAs about fighting back against right-wing hate groups. You'd also see them go full-in to support the writers' strike, instead of having Bob Iger tell the striking actors and writers to go fuck themselves.

My guess is the combination of woke stuff not selling as well combined with the woke agenda supporting the Hollywood strike that Disney obviously hates convinced the upper management that the woke agenda isn't worth it. They'll probably just go full-in with Filoniverse/MCU fanservice while slowly toning down the woke shit and going for just stuff that appeals to normies or hardcore fans of things like the MCU and the Filoniverse.
 
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Like I said, Disney was never truly ''woke''. They only adopted the woke agenda to gain money, and it's costing them money, so they're starting the process to slowly quiet down the emphasis on woke because it's costing them their bottom line.

I've heard the explanation being that Iger was always pretty centrist and non-political. When he decided he wanted to run for President as a Democrat. He installed a whole bunch of radical left-wing people and programs at Disney on his way out. To try and show his left-wing credibility. Doing so not actually knowing how batshit insane they are and the entrenched power they were being given.
 
I've heard the explanation being that Iger was always pretty centrist and non-political. When he decided he wanted to run for President as a Democrat. He installed a whole bunch of radical left-wing people and programs at Disney on his way out. To try and show his left-wing credibility. Doing so not actually knowing how batshit insane they are and the entrenched power they were being given.
Distinction without a difference. A virtue signaling faggot is a virtue signaling faggot regardless of whether he actually sucks dick.
 
Distinction without a difference. A virtue signaling faggot is a virtue signaling faggot regardless of whether he actually sucks dick.
Nope. If Iger could make more money by appealing to the white trash hillbilly Republicans, he'd do it in a second. But he knows he'll get far more money by appealing to safe markets like the Chinese movie market which, as the Bayformer movies have proven, will swallow anything with enough action and pretty visuals, even if the plot is hot garbage. The SJW shit is just to trick gullible westerners; that's why Rise of Skywalker had a lesbian kissing scene that can easily be cut; so they can virtue-signal back home about supporting LGBT causes while they can cut the scene when showing the film in places like China or the Middle East.

I've heard the explanation being that Iger was always pretty centrist and non-political. When he decided he wanted to run for President as a Democrat. He installed a whole bunch of radical left-wing people and programs at Disney on his way out. To try and show his left-wing credibility. Doing so not actually knowing how batshit insane they are and the entrenched power they were being given.
Exactly. Iger wasn't a real leftist. A real leftist would support the Hollywood strike; Iger told them all to get fucked.
 
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Exactly. Iger wasn't a real leftist. A real leftist would support the Hollywood strike; Iger told them all to get fucked.

While you never know what is real. What is extrapolation/speculation. I seem to recall something about how they fell for the mistake most "liberal" people fall for. Where they go with the flow of what opinions people are meant to have. They don't actually learn what those opinions and ideologies are. So they have a completely naive and simplistic view of how batshit insane woke progressive ideologies actually are. Just a virtue signalling lightness to it all.

Such as people who will say we need to fight against institutional racism. Yet if they were asked to explain what that is. They'd give some whishy-washy explanation of how minorities have been disadvantaged and it's about ensuring fairness for everyone going forward. No understanding beyond that vague idea.

Then if you were to actually explain the "academic" basis for the concept. What it actually means and entails. They'd think you're talking some turbo Alex Jones level nonsense.

So they'll hire someone who has training in whatever racist grievance studies. Think there's some actual standard or qualification. Then get a shock when they actually start trying to deconstruct everything and ruin it.

Which I believe is what happened with Disney. Shocked that when they give a group power to find anything problematic they find literally an issue with everything.
 
While you never know what is real. What is extrapolation/speculation. I seem to recall something about how they fell for the mistake most "liberal" people fall for. Where they go with the flow of what opinions people are meant to have. They don't actually learn what those opinions and ideologies are. So they have a completely naive and simplistic view of how batshit insane woke progressive ideologies actually are. Just a virtue signalling lightness to it all.

Such as people who will say we need to fight against institutional racism. Yet if they were asked to explain what that is. They'd give some whishy-washy explanation of how minorities have been disadvantaged and it's about ensuring fairness for everyone going forward. No understanding beyond that vague idea.

Then if you were to actually explain the "academic" basis for the concept. What it actually means and entails. They'd think you're talking some turbo Alex Jones level nonsense.

So they'll hire someone who has training in whatever racist grievance studies. Think there's some actual standard or qualification. Then get a shock when they actually start trying to deconstruct everything and ruin it.

Which I believe is what happened with Disney. Shocked that when they give a group power to find anything problematic they find literally an issue with everything.
Which is why I say it's a distinction without a difference. Assuming true believers are actually few in number, they got to where they are because of soft-brained moderates. It doesn't matter that they're different when they all act for the same goals.
 
@Screamer_2 is spot on in everything he's said, but I'd add something.

Iger was not a true leftist, of course he wasn't. Anybody who believes Iger, or any other CEO, or Soros for that matter, are leftists, is just naive to be charitable to them. Conservatives, they exactly aren't, either.

He just believed, wrongly, that the zeitgeist was in that direction, and the ESGbucks from Blackrock did not help him think otherwise. He believed, wrongly, there was a consensus. Disney went all in drunk on the american elites echo chamber and they're far from the only ones who did so.

The problem is the people the hired are true believers, and the people they currently have as prospective consumers are true believers and can make a lot of noise in media and the internet.

And despite all the grief and financial loss, they'll struggle getting rid of all these zealots they hired without getting the Null treatment on the similarly infested, heavily subsidized, unavoidably dying activist infested media, which they still fear terribly.

I know they won't win me back for at least a couple of decades, and at that, I will always be wary of them because they'll do this again. Once they win back the crowd and they think they have enough influence again they'll restart the agenda, they might recover the subtlety they once had with The Message, but they still push for the very same stuff with the very same goals, because it is in their nature to do so.

However, if Disney gets rid of all the woke, it would be wonderful. It would send waves through Hollywood that Go Woke, Go Broke is real, which they're doing their best to ignore any evidence of as of today. But thinking Disney will ever be totally unwoke is naive. Disney has always been some shade of woke since old Walt went into the freezer, it's been a part of their "Family values" identity ever since. What has happened to them was not a radical revolution but a natural evolution, much like what has happened in academia.
 
As someone not too deep into stuff can someone explain the difference between the EU Thrawn and Rebels Thrawn
 
As someone not too deep into stuff can someone explain the difference between the EU Thrawn and Rebels Thrawn

EU Thrawn = Erwin Rommel-esque genius with a sympathetic story as an alien who managed to climb to the top of the tree despite an overwhelmingly racist speciesist environment. Much like Daala, he overcame prejudice through effort, work ethic and true natural born talent. Unlike Daala, the author killed him at the end of the trilogy so that other authors wouldn't shit the character, and he died a Shakespearean genius whose death was much less of his own stupidity and more of a fate thing.

Rebels Thrawn = Dick Dastardly mixed with Dr Claw.

NEXT TIME, GADGET ANAKIN AHSOKA!

NEXT TIME!
 
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