Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

GPrimacado said:
"DON'T stalk me, STALKER!..." Proceeds to post his license plate for everyone to see...

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It was bait, child. And you just committed felonious copyright violation and felonious interstate transmission of illegally obtained government records. Enjoy prison.
 
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I keep hoping that someone who went to high school with Pat (as in, same graduating class) will pop up and do a kind of tell all. It would be even better if a distant relative came by. Pipe dreams for sure...but it would answer so many questions.

I suppose it's not impossible. Life finds a way. Surely he has cousins.
 
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Mourning_Cloak said:
Or it could be the gambler's fallacy we've been hearing so much about on MATI lately.

"It's been A the last 11 times, surely the 12th time will be B!"

"I've taken 10 fat Ls in a row, surely this next pro se filing will get the stlaker childs imprisoned!"
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I actually wasn't speaking with regard to legal proceedings specifically, that's much less surprising to me although included- I meant life in general.
 
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GPrimacado said:
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Why isn't Torque Wheeler doing it himself?

He must be dolling up Susan for when Quasi comes to claim her.

She "sounds like a growling predator" because she's a washed up shitbox crying out for the repose of the junkyard. Get over your midlife crisis, Pat.
 
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Meat Target said:
Patso is 2023 Lolcow of the Year. It's not even up for debate anymore. I don't think he has gone a month this year without stepping on a rake.
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He was definitely overshadowed by the Keffals controversy last year and I thought his star would so burn but he kept surprising me. The last time he won an award he beat out Justin Trudeau
 
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Mr Moonface said:
This is the second time that Pat has filed a restraining order against a man who lives in a completely different state. What a fat coward.
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To be fair, you can get a restraining order against someone in another state easily if you have actually evidence that stuff necessitating the order exists. I've seen someone have SEVEN active restraining orders against them all from states different than them (Illinois, Wisconsin, Texas, Maryland, North Carolina that I can remember when the lolcow in question resided in South Carolina)

Lake said:
Is repeatedly getting owned by the court system a kink I'm not aware of?
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Yes it is. Patrick is not the first lolcow to go down this path. See : Melinda Scott, Acerthorn, Brett Kimberlin, Bill Schmalfeldt...
 
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GPrimacado said:
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Take it from a wizard. He is going to wreck that car. The laws of magic demand that if a fool like fatty patty gloats about anything it must be taken from him or destroyed in some sort of ironic or karmic way, all at his own doing of course.
 
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who names their cars? and now i know why the S. in Patrick S. Tomlinson is 'Susan' lmao holy shit. i just read it yesterday and now it makes perfect sense. he makes it so easy for people to troll him.
 
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Wyzzerd said:
Take it from a wizard. He is going to wreck that car. The laws of magic demand that if a fool like fatty patty gloats about anything it must be taken from him or destroyed in some sort of ironic or karmic way, all at his own doing of course.
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I'm surprised he hasn't died like Ryan Dunn on the way home from Hooli's or whatever dive bar where he childs at Atalkers these days.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
Eventually the law of averages dictates that Patrick must get a win at some point in life, right? I realize his incompetence and sheer unlikeability don't aid his efforts in any way, but damn.

This unfortunate schmuck's life is a never-ending series of embarrassments and defeats.
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He got his mother in law to pay his debts and didn't get his house or car repossessed.

But he has to pretend that didn't happen.
 
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Schwarzwald said:
I actually wasn't speaking with regard to legal proceedings specifically, that's much less surprising to me although included- I meant life in general.
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He did get a win, he got someone else to waste tens of thousands of dollars on a lolsuit for him. It did lead to more losses later, but that's separate.
 
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Markorian said:
Discovery could reveal beyond any possible doubt that nick passes his wife around to Drexel and all his friends like a bong, and he wouldn't even make up a fraction of pat's sizable lead.
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I’d say someone falling into being a lolcow can sometimes be better than consistent milk, but Patrick is insane.
 
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Caverlock said:
She went to a BLM march, but had to make it about LGBT because that's her (clam) jam
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I don't know if it's funny, sad, retarded, or all of the above that everyone in that screenshot for a monkey march is white.
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