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If he had money or sense he’d just buy an electric car. Pretty much any of which will be quicker and cooler than what he’s got. Why is a sci-fi author fucking around with a rusty old 20th century gasoline powered shitbox?
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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The Auditor
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I wonder if he would drive a Tesla if it was given to him, or would his hatred for Elon prevent him from using it..
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A restraining order is a dick move after Dan bought Patrick a copy of Phoenix by Lori Janeski as a peace offering. That's so ungrateful. He wouldn't read it anyway. Pat is like Garth Marenghi he's written more books than he's read except he only has like 4 books under his very large belt.
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He'd drive it and continually tweet about what's wrong with it and how it should be changed.
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Pretty sure Nikki’s father died, there was an outcry from Piggy about pests commenting on his memorial post.
If I’m remembering wrongly, then I’m prepared to call myself a fat fat fatty.
The Auditor
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Yeha.. he still uses twitter/X , so he probably would use it and complain non stop about it
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Okay let me paint you a picture here of why Rick can't win anything ever.
You approach a shitty rundown house on the edge of the woods. From said woods you hear the slightly muffled sounds of males moaning, some shouts of YEEEEHAW, gun shots, and for some reason horses. As you enter the house you prominently see something displayed on the refrigerator that's in plain view from the front door in the dirty run down kitchen. The sign on it reads #DLTIW. You briefly wonder what that stands for when you are beckoned into the living room by a woman who just introduces herself as mama Raven. As you enter you first smell then see a very fat small child sitting in the corner in a mixture of what you assume to be his own filth and some strewn around dinosaur toys, muttering the word "child" under his very heavy and fat breath.
Mama Raven sits you down at a coffee table and pours you some tea into a shitty porcelain cup. You inquire about the child and she explains to you: "This is my son, Rick, he's an idiot." Rick hearing his name turns his head, looking vaguely at you, his eyes unfocused, a dinosaur toy sticking out of one of his nostrils. "I raised him wrong on purpose, as a joke", she finished. "I will spoon feed you your own teeth, child!", exclaims Rick, then sticks another dinosaur toy into his mouth. Mama Raven gives you a sage and pained look, nodding. "Don't let the idiots win", she almost sighs. "Never let the idiots win."
Now we can't and shouldn't ignore the wish of such a woman, a woman who has queefed out and then raised such an abject and completely shit person. #DLTIW. Don't let this one win. After all she has been trolling her own son since the day he was conceived with that rodeo of random cowboys behind her house and probably the horse too.
You approach a shitty rundown house on the edge of the woods. From said woods you hear the slightly muffled sounds of males moaning, some shouts of YEEEEHAW, gun shots, and for some reason horses. As you enter the house you prominently see something displayed on the refrigerator that's in plain view from the front door in the dirty run down kitchen. The sign on it reads #DLTIW. You briefly wonder what that stands for when you are beckoned into the living room by a woman who just introduces herself as mama Raven. As you enter you first smell then see a very fat small child sitting in the corner in a mixture of what you assume to be his own filth and some strewn around dinosaur toys, muttering the word "child" under his very heavy and fat breath.
Mama Raven sits you down at a coffee table and pours you some tea into a shitty porcelain cup. You inquire about the child and she explains to you: "This is my son, Rick, he's an idiot." Rick hearing his name turns his head, looking vaguely at you, his eyes unfocused, a dinosaur toy sticking out of one of his nostrils. "I raised him wrong on purpose, as a joke", she finished. "I will spoon feed you your own teeth, child!", exclaims Rick, then sticks another dinosaur toy into his mouth. Mama Raven gives you a sage and pained look, nodding. "Don't let the idiots win", she almost sighs. "Never let the idiots win."
Now we can't and shouldn't ignore the wish of such a woman, a woman who has queefed out and then raised such an abject and completely shit person. #DLTIW. Don't let this one win. After all she has been trolling her own son since the day he was conceived with that rodeo of random cowboys behind her house and probably the horse too.
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Fat and Nikki were talking like this is the case in the recent interview. I think Nikki even described her mother as a widow.
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In Michigan there are 5 year old trucks with holes rusted through the bed. A lot of the salt is vicious too. I worked on cars there a long time ago and you need to crawl under and check frames before lifting them up on the hoist so you don't accidentally break one in half. I wouldn't be surprised if there is a lot of hidden rust underneath.
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Did anybody else notice that Piggy was extra squealy on 9/20?
Almost 400 tweets in a single day... there's a fattern; the more he oinks, the worse his day was. Next time Rick xeets over 300 times in a 24 hour period, he's letting us know that he LITW.
Tiny Chinaman
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We've all seen Rick's dick although some of us still wish we hadn't and we also all know that he's not big enough to penetrate anything. Best thing they could do is rub their gunts together. If you excuse me I need the mind bleach and a shower now. A pox on your house for making me think about and type out these things.Which one of these fags went home with shit on their dick?
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BS. Niki's mom bailed them out at the last second, likely with a no-interest loan. Quasi's attorney likely explained to them that if Pat really wants to be a martyr and sit in jail instead of paying, then Niki is next in line for collections. She has an SEO business and there is absolutely nothing stopping Quasi from seizing that. Pat wants us to believe that a deep pocketed organization wrote the check and is going to fund another lolsuit.
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Which is a tacit admission that he's a parasitic deadbeat.
BTW, do you have to pay court fees to apply for a restraining order?
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Dan "5 sinks" Mullen vindicated once again
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My new favorite theory of his conception is that Rick's dad was using Rick's mom's vagina to clean the shit off his dick.
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That was my thought as well, but it's apparently Portuguese for 'blue'.
Same reason for both - it's part of their gender obsession. Pat's obsessed with being seen as a manly man, Flynt/Wu with being the 'cool chick' who is into all sorts of stereotypically male pursuits - tech, games, cars and motorbikes.
Whether it comes from the same source for both - I believe Wu is a gay man who transitioned - is up to each poster's opinion of Pat's level of fagginess. I think Pat's a tranny chaser, but that doesn't fit into his manly man stereotypes so he denies it. Because, of course, no one promotes gender stereotyping more than troons and their enablers.
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They have a materialistic cargo-cult idea of masculinity.
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Credit to this Owen fella lol an astute observation
Edit: more info from admin on what de novo means. Seems he was denied twice, once after requesting another look due to feeling the decision was unfair.
Edit: more info from admin on what de novo means. Seems he was denied twice, once after requesting another look due to feeling the decision was unfair.
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Those are your delusions again, stalker.