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[AfghanBlue]

The Japanese have a problem with sick fucks taking advantage of the overcrowded trains to dry hump women trapped next to them. The packed together nature of the trains and Japan's culture of not making a scene meant that anyone who saw it would ignore it instead of beating the shit out of the dry humper and the women would often put up with it in an uncomfortable silence.
It got so bad they even had a word for it I can't recall atm, and they started segregating the carriages to have women only carriages to prevent it.
This sort of shit should be an immediate beat down and if the evidence is recorded like here the groper should have no legal recourse, they brought it on themselves.
Dude should have gone for a finger stomp, this AGP freak will be on the next bus doing the same thing, a couple broken fingers would have maybe made him think twice next time.

I believe the word for it is frotting?

It's amazing that the foot guy keeps on reaching! It's clearly not gonna go the way that the guy is gonna take the signal and get off the bus with you. How many times did he move away, more than 6?
And you'd think an actual gay man would know how to dress better. Wtf were those shoes and socks with that skirt. Gross cheap woolen peice of shit that's trying to look like a school girl thing but he can't find one big enough for his heft. But he's not gay is he, he's just a pervert.
Sitting the kind of place you sit in rush hour when you're in like sardines but on a early empty bus.
Fun fact, my mother used to volunteer on the samaritans phoneline in the early 80s. The suicide / crisis line.
Anyway she said, it would always happen just after 5 when the men got off work, people would ring up and wank off. They rang up because the Samartians are not allowed to hang up, under any circumstance.
So they had to just half listen for however long til the guy fucked off.
Grim.


That 'holy shit' video is unbelievably sad, they are babies.

 

[ScooterL]

People get uncomfortable when you say “baby” or “child” and “sex” in the same sentence, even when you’re talking about chromosomal defined biological differences. It’s how “gender” as a concept caught on, “sex” and “gender” used to be close enough in concept that you could understandably use them interchangeably but once the gender special clique grew in power they were able to hijack the popularity of the word and wrest it to mean what they wanted it to

"Sex" and "gender" are synonyms, and always have been.

This retarded idea of a "gender" that's like a soul and might not match your body is new.

 

[Coinnor McCunt]

They call this top surgery

oh my bad, too late to edit now
top surgery, bottom surgery whatever man, they are the same thing, body mutilation

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Thy Art is Murder, shitty deathcore band, fired their vocalist for not sucking the girldick. They erased his vocals from the new album and rerecorded them quickly with an unknown vocalist lmao.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I believe the word for it is frotting?

Yes, and I didn’t chime in earlier because I just didn’t want to go there .

Decades ago some weirdo did this to me on a crowded Manhattan subway (buried recollection; thanks, kiwi farms). Definitely didn’t know the name for it back then, and there wasn’t much to be done when I realized what was going on except “tf is wrong with you,” and deathstare him out of the car [no, no one did anything, but that’s life in the big city].

 

[Procrastinhater]

not a tranny but fat redditor thinks that parental rights don't exist
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This dude is a fucking pedophile.
You can just fucking tell.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Thy Art is Murder, shitty deathcore band, fired their vocalist for not sucking the girldick. They erased his vocals from the new album and rerecorded them quickly with an unknown vocalist lmao.


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There is something so odd and funny in seeing the inverted star in a statement made by a band called "Your art is murder" stating that they fired their vocalist because he hurt feelings

Still, I ALMOST, feel bad for them because you can tell their choices were to kick the vocalist or say goodbye to your job essentially. It is a shitty situation that they probably don't see coming or don't think about when they start their projects.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I believe the word for it is frotting?

There's a specific word for risking your front teeth?

 

[Lady Bizness]

I think women underestimate the raw sexual drive of men, doubly so for teenage boys. Coupled with the fact that men and boys tend to be oblivious to the subtle signs of female attraction it's not surprising at all that they'll let crazy hop on their dick, crazy is typically the only type of woman that will clearly indicate attraction in an unambiguous manner.

I understand. With some maturity and experience, I actually feel kind of bad for guys because it's not like there are zero consequences and society at large tends to tell them to go for it. I'm still getting yearly threatening messages on FB from some scorned chick who's stalking a male friend on FB just because he thought there'd be no strings if he took advantage of a crazy married woman. Dude had to move because of her.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

That cat is 18 years old. Let it go. But that troon has to make some extra cash out of his moribund and doubtless neglected cat.

Yeah, I missed this detail the first couple times I watched and only realized after I'd posted my diatribe. It makes me incredibly angry that the emergency vet is even humoring her. That poor cat.

There are people out there who would give anything to have a cat live anywhere near 18 years. It's a privilege to share your life with an animal for that long. He deserves more respect at the end of his life than she is willing or capable of giving him.

 

[变性黑鬼]

Tonight On Bottom Surgery

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holy shit, indeed

had to prove I'm a propah mad lad by getting me penis inverted

honestly kind of regret it... no one must know howevah.

 

[Rusty Metal Skull Gun]

"Sex" and "gender" are synonyms, and always have been.

This retarded idea of a "gender" that's like a soul and might not match your body is new.

In practice, yes. In theory troons ought to say something like "my sex is male but my gender is female", but in practice they refuse to say they're male in any way (because they're mentally ill).

Like @PyrrhicRustle says, I think people use the word "gender" rather than "sex" just because the word "sex" is taboo. It's not something to be worked up about.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Thy Art is Murder, shitty deathcore band, fired their vocalist for not sucking the girldick. They erased his vocals from the new album and rerecorded them quickly with an unknown vocalist lmao.


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His final crime was sharing Matt Walsh, it seems. His response was succinct, but that of another local metal head really nailed it.

Spoiler: spoilered for length

CJ MCMAHON COMMENTS ON DISMISSAL FROM THY ART IS MURDER​

Lauryn Schaffner
Published: September 22, 2023

Earlier today, Thy Art Is Murder announced that they had parted ways with vocalist CJ McMahon and that he'd been removed from their new album Godlike, which is out today. The singer has since commented on his dismissal from the group.

Thy Art Is Murder posted a lengthy statement today on their social media confirming that McMahon was out of the band following a string of internal issues. Most recently, the singer came under fire after sharing anti-trans content on his social media and commenting in support of it. He shared an apology video from the band's account a few days later. However, their post today highlighted the situation as "the straw that broke the camel's back," implying that there had been other issues amongst them.

Now, in a new post, McMahon has commented on his dismissal from the group, adding that he only found out about it through their statement.

"I just woke up and saw the news. Yes this is how I found out. And yes it's not the whole story. I'll be going live tomorrow at 5PM Sydney, Australia time," McMahon wrote, ending the post with, "Burn everyone to death."

The latter part of McMahon's post is in reference to the initial anti-trans comments he made in the first place. He'd reportedly reposted a video that was originally shared by political commentator Matt Walsh where a mother asked her child if they were a boy or a girl, and the child answered "both." McMahon proceeded to comment that the mother "should be burned to death" for accepting the response [via MetalSucks].

Following the news that McMahon had been ousted from Thy Art Is Murder, Falling in Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke blasted the band on social media.

"It's time to stand the fuck up and boycott this shit boycott Thy Art Is Murder. I will send $20,000 to CJ right now tired of these spineless cowards bending to this shit ruining peoples lives. Fuck you," he wrote. "Why is everyone in this music scene so scared to stand up for each other? Grow some balls, or is that transphobic too?"

The singer proceeded to call them a "super satanic murderous evil band" that "want you all to know they love satan and murder but hate bigotry," and added that he's "more metal" than them, despite having written the Falling in Reverse song "Good Girls Bad Guys."

link | archive

 

[The Grimace]

Thy Art is Murder, shitty deathcore band, fired their vocalist for not sucking the girldick. They erased his vocals from the new album and rerecorded them quickly with an unknown vocalist lmao.


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"We were lobbed with threats to destroy Thy Art Is Murder from the inside if we did not capitulate to various ideologies that he holds."
Holy projection, Batman!

 

[moms sock drawer]

Funnily enough I was just thinking about what gross things I would potentially rather do, than fuck a rotdog/Amhole.
I would rather freeze bin juice from the bottle of a public dumpster, in one of those home made popsicle moulds, and freeze it into a trash dildo and fuck that, rather than a rotdog.

If I had a dick, I would rather fuck a hole in roadkill, at any level of grossness.

Think of your own!

Obviously the scenarios only have to last a few seconds/ you don't need to contend with the idea of bringing yourself to orgasm- cos that wouldnt happen w an Amhole/ Rotdog anyway)

Let's be real - your vaginal microbiome would still be more legit than a neovag's even after the trash juice dildo.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I could not decide whether this belongs more in Trannies posting Ls or this, but I chose this. So I was spying on Philip Sisson's twitter @Sage_Lukahn for, uh, Kiwi Farms related purposes. And discovered this troon account @KaskaJessica that Phillip had interacted with.

Twitter profile pic and wallpaper or banner.

https://twitter.com/Sage_Lukahn/status/1703179277674360915

I then searched @KaskaJessica and archaelogy to pull up the original tweet and set of replies. That led me to this.

https://twitter.com/KaskaJessica/status/1703168276019192233

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LEaLN

You will note at the top "reply was hidden by post author."

This is what is shown once "show hidden replies" is selected.

https://twitter.com/KaskaJessica/status/1703048135432356170/hidden

(tried to archive but ghostarchieve will not do it.). The reply by TonyDawg14 "No, you really don't" is the original reply that was hidden but responded to.

This by the way is the article the troon submits to suggest that skeletal remains somehow demonstrate there is no gender binary.

https://psmag.com/social-justice/our-bones-reveal-sex-is-not-binary

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/PdOhZ

Having read it only very quickly, the article claims some 1.7 percent of babies have some intersex condition (sounds like bullshit to me) but even if so 1) that is a disorder, an abnormality 2) exceptions do prove the rule.

The troon actually trotted out the line "well I am going to get cremated anyway." Getting cremated, ie destroying the evidence you are a man by way of your cadaver and skeleton, does not change the fact that your cadaver and skeleton prove you are a man up to the point where they are cremated and destroyed. He even insists that his stinkditch is a real, actual vagina.

Twitter user TonyDawg14, if you are out there and see this or if you happen to be a fellow contributor here on Kiwi Farms, Norbert the Tiger salutes YOU.

 

[Scoia'tael]

"It's time to stand the fuck up and boycott this shit boycott Thy Art Is Murder. I will send $20,000 to CJ right now tired of these spineless cowards bending to this shit ruining peoples lives. Fuck you,"

Damn, I never thought that anything would get me to agree with Ronnie Radke of all fucking people. Even a stopped clock I guess.

 

[TruffleSpark]

Having read it only very quickly, the article claims some 1.7 percent of babies have some intersex condition (sounds like bullshit to me)

If you restrict the definition of "intersex" down to people with a congenital defect of the gonads/genitalia or a chromosomal sex disorder (aka what everyone understood it to be until a couple of years ago) it is only 1 in about 4500 people. But these days people are trying to define it as broadly as possible so they are trying to say anyone with something wrong with their genitals or gonads is intersex. They're trying to say that PCOS is an intersex condition which is insane. I think it's because the more "intersex" people there are the more of a smokescreen they can act as for troons. Most troon science is just stuff they stole from the intersex community so it's useful to troons to try and keep them on a leash.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

Twitter profile pic

As is expected of troons taking selfies in their rooms, they never bother ironing their flag whenever you see it in the background. Probably because they never had to learn to do any real housekeeping in their lifetimes.

 

[Captain Confabulator]

https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/news-who-anne-andres-trans-male-breaks-women-s-powerlifting-record-sparks-online-controversy

A man set a record in women's powerlifting and people are mad.

Anthony (Anne) Andres — AKA GreenKrog — troon powerlifter who was in the headlines last month for unofficially breaking women’s world records, has a 10 year old Reddit account (partial archive) cataloging his mental illness and dick mutilation.

Spoiler: Some choice GreenKrog Reddit posts

About his dick butchering: Brassard SRS results | Full thread archive

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/u/Greenkrog writes:

For functionality, I am a little bit of a fringe case. I had an infection post-op, which is not even remotely Brassards fault, I cannot stress that enough. It wasn't handled right by my terrible doctor back home, so, my function is a little different. First, my clitoris is so insanely sensitive that it takes very little to get me off, and that it through the hood. Before surgery, 'that' was not sensitive at all, which was great because I never wanted to use it anyways. But now, if I get a ladyboner (and yes, you get a very noticable ladyboner when aroused), if I don't handle it and it is rubbing against stuff, it either hurts or it gets me off without consent.

For the inside feeling, I would have to say 'meh' to 'yeah, thats pretty nice'. The skin in there isn't overly sensitive - think about it like the base of the shaft of the penis. It is ok, but that isn't really where the fun is. So penetration is like, that was all right, but lets do something more.. fingery. Which does mean that fingers inside feel WAY better, to me, than a penis. That is just me though, and from what I've read and my own very limited past experience, this is true of ciswomen too.

Vibrators work both inside and out, and I highly recommend getting one if you don't already!

Depth and tightness are a problem for me, not because of Brassard, but because of my depression. When I got out of surgery, I had maybe 6 inches of depth. I understand this is standard, and one of the biggest things people have against Brassard - he gives you the depth he gives you and that is it. Anyways, due to the infection I wasn't able to dilate properly for the first while, so I lose about half an inch and was VERY tight - like, I needed drugs to get through the pain to start dilating again when I could. Then, so long as I maintained the once a week, it would hurt to get the first one in, and then the rest of the 20 minutes (takes 2, 10 minutes each) is more or less just boring. I did lose more depth because I skipped almost a year due to depression. After all is said and done, I am at about 5ish inches. Which is roughly what I had before surgery when I still had an outtie instead of my innie.

I lubricate myself now, though while dilating during healing I needed lubricant to get the bloody (yes, they rip stuff sometimes while healing, not any more though) dilators in there. I have no problem with the amount of self-goo I generate. Right after a shower though, I am very dry for about three hours - so no sex is possible at all during that time. After that, hey, all hands on me! The goo I generate does smell a little funny sometimes in the summer, because I am a gross sweaty beast, but if I douche every few weeks it is a total non-issue. If I get aroused I leave a little line of goo in my panties, but I imagine all women do. I've also been told I taste good, like, better than the cisgirls people have been with, so, there is that?

Adventures in the psych ward: Trans reddit, What happens in a psych ward? | Archive

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/u/Greenkrog writes:

I'm in Canada so we sort of have things different here. Also, there are two types of psych wards: short term and long term. I assume you are asking what happens on a short term ward.

In 2009 I took as much aspirin as I could and cut my arms as badly as I could - combination of blood thinners and wrist cutting, and I still couldn't die! Anyways, that was on a Friday, and they kept me in a regular hospital bed for three days until a psych ward bed opened. So, three days of isolation after trying to kill myself - don't try to get admitted on a Friday. When I finally got into the ward, I was essentially ignored. I was just a quiet, scared, crying girl (albeit 6' and sprouting a nice beard every morning), so they didn't give a whole lot of fucks about me. They just couldn't let me go because I had tried really sincerely to do myself in. The ward itself was nice, though boring as fuck. You aren't allowed in anyone elses room, even if invited, so there is no such thing as privacy. The doctors were utterly useless - they did not even know I had been cutting, somehow the pyjamas they gave me covered that (no clothes until they trust you, btw). They experimented on my with various drugs to get me stable. That took about a month, during which I was allowed home a few times (escorted by my boyfriend, with a curfew to go back after X hours). The nurses were super nice though, even the ones who knew I was trans. Medical pros in Canada tend to be less bigoted, I guess.

Last year, I was admitted again (for mania this time - bipolar is fun). I got a private room, was held for three weeks, and basically left alone again. Every two or three days a new doctor would come to try to fix me - when I say try, I mean, they would try, I would bring them to tears, and they would get another doctor. Basically, I have no real respect for psych doctors any more since they are quite useless in this regard. But, they do hand out drugs that work pretty well.

I'm on Serequol as a mood stabilizer and as a way to slow down my brain to human levels, and some antidepressant or another to keep me from offing myself. Took about three years to figure out the current combo.

Sorry, none of this is particularly helpful for trans stuff, but that is my experience as a suicidal, self-harming, bipolar in Canada.

Bragging about how strong he is: Transitioning and manual labor? | Archive

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/u/Greenkrog writes:

I was never particularly strong in the upper body when I was rocking the wrong equipment down there. My legs though, could lift a car! (I did that once. Small car. A trailer, actually). Since transitioning, I actually give a fuck about how I look and feel, and have put effort into myself. I have become physically stronger in every way than I was was pre-transition. And I can guarantee you, I ain't got no testosterone to speak of to go with my shiny (not so new any more) vagina.

Andres also is the author of a webcomic called WildFlowers that originally had over 2000 pages. Andres is both bipolar and literally color blind, so you can imagine the fine quality of his art.

Spoiler: random webcomic episodes

Wildflowers used to be hosted on Smackjeeves, and currently 1300 episodes have been uploaded to tapas.io. His profile photo on tapas is the picture of sanity. (It's also the most concise evidence that Greenkrog is Andres.)



If you don’t have the patience to flip through 1300 pages of troon self-pity, the edge lords over at badwebcomicswiki wrote a review of it. ( link | archive )

Spoiler: excerpts from their review

> The very first page of this webcomic is a request to go read another comic. I suggest we do as the cartoonist is suggesting, and fuck off to read a better comic.

> This the third trans-centric webcomic that I've reviewed. They're all the fucking same! It's all about some poor fucking trans-girl, and all those meany normies who don't like the trans.

> Compare the art from the first real comic page to the last - there are seven years and over 2000 pages of comic between these two. There is no real progress you can see, at all. Slightly cleaner line-art? Sure, but its lineart of shite art.
Even when the comic started being in color it still looked weird as hell, with characters changing color between panels for no apparent reason. Did someone forget to press flood fill? Now, one thing is the shit art and shit coloring - but suppposedly the cartoonist is colorblind. Fair enough, but that still doesn't excuse the shit tier crap art.

> The comic is one continuous pity party for the main character…and we're supposed to empathize for the main character just because sads, not because of any noteworthy redeeming or positive qualities other than "is trans, must be good". This makes the plot utter shit.

> There are several recurring elements in the story that simply do not add up or make sense. How is the biological mother able to send/force/whatnot our trans-girl to the conversion-therapist when its Dr. Berths who has legal guardianship? Why are we shown the therapist at one point getting shut down by some government agent, but the next two pages in the comic she's back at the same therapist? It's not in any way shown to be a dream sequence or anything. It's as if the cartoonist would simply forget shit that had happened previously in the comic and go "oh its been a while since we had a therapy session, might as well send our main character there". Maybe the comics were uploaded in the wrong sequence - either that or the cartoonist had a fucking brain hemorrhage at some point. Either way the writing is a mess, and the dialogue is atrocious and characters often just behave as if they're complete mindless idiots.

> In other cases the dialogue just reads like tumblr word-salad. "Hello my cis-gendered friend non-hetero male-identified friend. How are you tonight?"

> But seriously, the comic is a dumpsterfire of sads. All the meanies who abuse the main character are strawmen, to the point that in the comic her abuse becomes so 'assumed' that in some pages she just shows up covered in bruises without the reader ever being told what happened. But the whole theme of the comic is how this character is abused... with no punchline.