Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Sneed-Vicious]

In some of his texts where he stupidly mistakenly believes the person is actually on his side and texting him to support him he reveals that yes, he believes it is mostly one person doing everything. Or at least he did before he uncovered Quasi's identity and his manipulation of the legal system thanks to his federal judge father.

This honestly explains a lot of rick's behaviour. if it was one person it may actually be a crime or smth, of course it obviously isnt so Dan will not enjoy prision, child

 

[Broadside]

I've scrolled a little bit through his posts and I don't know if he's a pest or just some based british boomer but this made me laugh my ass off:

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"Oh look, a virgin."
No wonder Pat's comedy failed, he can't even diss people beyond literal schoolyard insults.

 

[Broadside]

According to Porsalin he has nearly wrapped it up, hopefully we will see it before christmas. I think i recall him mentioning it is his biggest documentary yet and will probably be his last. So i'm expecting at least a 2-3 parter considering his mersh doc was over 4 hours and a 2 parter.

We're having a watch party, right?

 

[Piggle Rick]

We're having a watch party, right?

At this rate we’ll be watch partying like it’s 2099

 

[Procrastinhater]

The best part of this is that I now know who Dan Mullen is, relative to the Patosphere, because I kept thinking it had something weird to do with the former UF coach.

Although it was funny thinking that way. And also Dan Mullen, the coach, hates sci-fi and fatties too unless they can run a 5.5 100 or bench a house, so it was actually plausible.

Fucking lol the idea of Fatrick being trolled by the Dan Mullen and cowering when he sees him in court and shrieking like a girl to hide behind the bailiff is quite an image.
Double so if you picture the bailiff as sovereign citizen ball tazerer P Barnes...

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Accepting one's own fallibility is a hard lesson -- God knows, it was hard as fuck for me -- but it's also incredibly liberating. The problem is that Patrick is absolutely, inexorably convinced of his own rightness and nothing will convince him otherwise. Not the funsters, not Dan, not Quasi, not us, not even the courts.

This is a man who will shape his perceived reality, no matter what the actual state of affairs is, so that he is never in the wrong.

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's the subtle typos that occasionally crop up that tell you his phone doesn't autocomplete his "enjoy prison" copypasta. He actually types out each and every word. Imagine wasting your life like this.

Actually, you don't need to imagine. Patrick is showing you right now.

Its also how you can tell when something has actually upset him. When he gets angry he rage Xeets jabbing his pudgy trotters at the screen as fast as he can in temper and ends up fat fingering the keys.
You can always tell when he's responding to something that hit a nerve (usually an uncomfortable truth) by the spelling errors.
It's also comical when you realize he types out his copy paste responses individually each time.
It's these little personal touches that makes Pat posting worthwhile, knowing Pat takes the time to read and respond to each and every one of his "fans".

 

[Maude Snew]

This is a man who will shape his perceived reality, no matter what the actual state of affairs is, so that he is never in the wrong.

And he does it with the same ease he shapes those Basketball Americans into tasty snacks.

 

[DumbDude43]

It's also comical when you realize he types out his copy paste responses individually each time.

he's a phoneposter, right? and tech illiterate too. figuring out how to make a template and copy+paste text from it into his messenger and twitter apps probably is too hard for him lol

 

[Broadside]

he's a phoneposter, right? and tech illiterate too. figuring out how to make a template and copy+paste text from it into his messenger and twitter apps probably is too hard for him lol

"No child, there is not a pasteboard on my phone's keyboard memory. I'm sorry you're stupid. I can't help you."

 

[RussianParasite]

It goes for 3 hours (I don’t recommend) but maybe listen to the last 5 minutes of it - we might actually be about to witness Total Retard War.

If Pat gets sued and loses to one of his “stalkers” I’m going to go after him too for my medical bills for irreparable rib damage.

It would be the retard war to end all retard wars.

 

[AGPinochet]

I honestly want to know what developmental issues he has that made him this way

Obviously eating too much niggeroni

It is quite possible that Fatrick has been infected with an unknown variant of the Kuru Disease that makes him even fatter and stupider than he already is. It doesn't help that cheap beer and Niggeroni are already extremely calorie dense. He is known to have a penchant for Afro-Americans from the African West Coast but is it known if he has ever dined on the flesh of Guineans?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

I honestly want to know what developmental issues he has that made him this way

Just a huge ego and being a middle-aged man, you get more stubborn the older you get and will never admit you're wrong even if you know you are.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If I had to make an armchair guess? Oppositional Defiant Disorder is part of it. IIRC he's admitted he's been diagnosed with it. Combine that with Vulnerable Narcissism, and maybe some of the same personality defects that cause degenerate gambling,

Or, to try to explain it without all the quasi-psychological mumbo jumbo: he's extremely insecure, filled with anger, can't stand being told what to do, hates being criticized, and has an unquenchable impulse to keep doubling down on things to try to get his desire outcome. But his biggest problem is he lacks insight: he can't see himself without distortion, and doesn't understand what really motivates his actions.

Counterpoint -
He's just a fat asshole.

 

[DumbDude43]

my armchair psychoanalysis:
fat rick occupies a tier of low level midwit where he is too stupid to achieve or perform well at anything, but just smart enough to be self aware of these shortcomings. that awareness hurts his ego a lot, and all his posturing and grandiose bravado is an attempt by him to protect his ego by never admitting failure or being wrong, ever, no matter the cost.

this is in contrast to someone like russell greer, who is also too stupid to achieve anything, but also lacks any self awareness, so he continues bumbling through life as a completely oblivious retard, forever ignorant of his shortcomings.

 

[AnOminous]

One of these days someone will come up with the perfect way to imply that noted science fiction author and obese person Patrick S. Tomlinson is fat, and we will have to lock the thread because anything afterwards would be a disappointment.

Believe me, I've tried, but every time I do, he just gets FATTER!

It's these little personal touches that makes Pat posting worthwhile, knowing Pat takes the time to read and respond to each and every one of his "fans".

There's a genuineness and sincerity to his absolute utter retardation that couldn't be replicated by an Artificial Stupidity bot, even if you programmed it to throw in fat-finger spelling errors.

His retarded responses are handmade and there's just something about that that is heartwarming.

He loves us all.

 

[Maude Snew]

There's a genuineness and sincerity to his absolute utter retardation that couldn't be replicated by an Artificial Stupidity bot, even if you programmed it to throw in fat-finger spelling errors.

His retarded responses are handmade and there's just something about that that is heartwarming.

He loves us all.

There's some irony there that he would be one of the few authors who can't be replaced by a bot because he's just too fat and stupid for any machine to properly replicate. Unfortunately for him he is so fat and stupid that he gets surpassed by pretty much everybody and everything else.

When the urge hits sometimes you just have to reach for some top tier Tomlinson Brand Stupidity. Nothing else quite hits like it, accept no substitutes, and enjoy prison.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I maintain that with no friends, a marriage that’s likely sorely lacking, and his inability to remain relevant since his last book release, pat wouldn’t know what to do with himself if the pests just abandoned him overnight like ade. He loves this shit, who else can brag about a group of autists that can’t stop watching you with morbid fascination and curiosity? Pat has to have a villain to fight on Twitter, he’d be so depressed if it ever stopped.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

His retarded responses are handmade and there's just something about that that is heartwarming.

He loves us all.

The fact that even Pat spends too much time trying to find “Gotcha‘s“ in our responses towards him rather than using that energy to actually make decent science fiction books is just proof that him losing lawsuit after lawsuit is like a rush to him. He can’t contain himself, nor can he contain his fatness if he powerlevels so much that almost all sympathy is gone.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I maintain that with no friends, a marriage that’s likely sorely lacking, and his inability to remain relevant since his lack book release, pat wouldn’t know what to do with himself if the pests just abandoned him overnight like ade. He loves this shit, who else can brag about a group of autists that can’t stop watching you with morbid fascination and curiosity? Pat has to have a villain to fight on Twitter, he’d be so depressed if it ever stopped.

If all the pests alive today died, Patrick would generate a new crop of them within 6 months from his annoying behavior alone. He would go and seek out people to bother and "noooo stalker child" until he generated once more the online hate following he laments so much.