Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Punished Neco]

About 10 pages ago someone came in with a math breakdown of Keno and I didn't believe the odds he gave because BMJ had won a lot more than those odds listed, but yesterday he changed his seed for Keno and has essentially lost ever since.

He's live and once again playing Keno, he's down $37 in the first 3 minutes. He seems happier, but Keno won't allow that to last, every single day we get Total Keno Victory.

Edit, 2 seconds after posting, Total Keno Victory, $47 to $0 in 7 minutes

He's getting $3k from Kick in a week, if he only gambled with the Stake money and Juicers money he'd have quite a good grift but we all know between Keno and those he owes money to already that $3k will be gone the moment he gets it.

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

He has bought yet another pair of headphones. Place your bets on how long it takes before they're in pieces

 

[Det. Sipovich]

Do this kind of people commit suicide often?

 

[MadStan]

I like BossmanJack far more than Ethan Ralph as a LOLCOW.

Ethan is a piece of shit, a liar, a thief and a manipulator and a rapist. There is no sincerity in him at all.

BossmanJack however is the genuine article. His Highs and lows are real, sincere and he wears his heart on his sleeve - there is no lying in him, and arguably, he has some decent music sometimes. He is a genuine dork and loser, but not a loser like Ralph.

Austin is always presenting as he really is, not hiding his faults and not lying about it. I can appreciate him as a genuine LOLCOW.

 

[Breadbassket]

Do this kind of people commit suicide often?

Maybe if he ever hits rock bottom but in this particular situation he somewhat resembles a person who is in a free fall but lands in a safety net, then that safety net breaks and he falls again then the cycle continues.

As long as he keeps streaming and gets money to play with, he will continue to gamble. His mental state will always elastically break and reform itself all in one stream when he wins and loses.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

Ethan is a piece of shit, a liar, a thief and a manipulator and a rapist. There is no sincerity in him at all.

Bossman would sell you for $5 so he could play another round of Keno. He just has a different set of vices than the king of the sektor.

I'd agree that Austin does not seem to be a mean spirited person. However, he is a pathetic and self pitying character that is entirely self centred. Austin also has no ability to plan ahead, or show genuine introspection.

 

[Harvey sheckelburg]

I like BossmanJack far more than Ethan Ralph as a LOLCOW.

Ethan is a piece of shit, a liar, a thief and a manipulator and a rapist. There is no sincerity in him at all.

BossmanJack however is the genuine article. His Highs and lows are real, sincere and he wears his heart on his sleeve - there is no lying in him, and arguably, he has some decent music sometimes. He is a genuine dork and loser, but not a loser like Ralph.

Austin is always presenting as he really is, not hiding his faults and not lying about it. I can appreciate him as a genuine LOLCOW.

He spent 10 minutes trying to get the discord of the guy he got 300 from, after it was vacuumed by keno, so he could beg for more.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

Just noticed there's been a little bit of off screen damage to the wall between his latest stream and the one before.
Before

Now

Edit: Couple of bonus silly celebratory dances he did in the latest stream

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Keno confirmed for being based and aryan

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

after this stream austin went live for about 6 minutes for no reason

the full stream uncut
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>having a mental breakdown
>over losing $300
How in the fuck can someone ever legitimately feel bad for this man? Holy shit the kino never ends with this guy, he's become my favorite cow on this forum.

 

[Kees H]

Edit: Just realized it cuts off a bit early. I'm having issues where Kick throws random 500 errors and ffmpeg just gives up and this probably claimed the very end of the meltdown but you can find the last bit already clipped by Absolutely Retarded.

I've seen the same issue in my recording, looks like Kick had issues around this point, mine cuts off around a second later.

Do this kind of people commit suicide often?

Gambling addiction has one of the highest suicide rates across all addictions I remember from what I've read about the topic. Just a random study about it for example: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanpub/article/PIIS2468-2667(20)30257-7/fulltext

 

[Max Free]

Yes but it's 853 MB for the 1080p original. Here's a version squished to 480p and compressed
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Edit: Just realized it cuts off a bit early. I'm having issues where Kick throws random 500 errors and ffmpeg just gives up and this probably claimed the very end of the meltdown but you can find the last bit already clipped by Absolutely Retarded.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Do this kind of people commit suicide often?

They do but not under these circumstances. Austin may be broke and in debt close to 24/7 but he also has incredibly enabling parents that guarantee him a basic quality of life, that plus his daily juice from Stake will keep this nigger going for a long time.

 

[MadStan]

Bossman would sell you for $5 so he could play another round of Keno. He just has a different set of vices than the king of the sektor.

I'd agree that Austin does not seem to be a mean spirited person. However, he is a pathetic and self pitying character that is entirely self centred. Austin also has no ability to plan ahead, or show genuine introspection.

Oh my goodness yes, he is pathetic. But when he begs he says it’s for gambling; when Ralph begs he says it’s for his kids but it’s just for drugs; whores and gifts for women he wants to try and fuck.

But we’ve actually seen austin square away some for loans for gambling - and no gambler can ever square away all loans because the math doesn’t equate to the “house always wins”.

Ralph has never sent anyone a dime - not even his own kids. They are both LOLCOWs; I just think Austin is more real whereas Ethan is more of an affected persona.

I guess I just laugh more with Austin whereas with Ralph it’s just outrage with very few moments of laughing. He’s comical.

 

[RAT Team Six]

BossManJack isn't upset about losing $300. He's upset about losing the potential for $30K. That potential of what his money could be is what makes his highs so high and his lows so low. When he wins $100, he's winning the potential for many thousands more. Vice versa when he (inevitably) loses it.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

Oh my goodness yes, he is pathetic. But when he begs he says it’s for gambling; when Ralph begs he says it’s for his kids but it’s just for drugs; whores and gifts for women he wants to try and fuck.

But we’ve actually seen austin square away some for loans for gambling - and no gambler can ever square away all loans because the math doesn’t equate to the “house always wins”.

Ralph has never sent anyone a dime - not even his own kids. They are both LOLCOWs; I just think Austin is more real whereas Ethan is more of an affected persona.

I guess I just laugh more with Austin whereas with Ralph it’s just outrage with very few moments of laughing. He’s comical.

The thing with a cow like Austin is that it's perfectly fine for him to be one, he's a single dude with no children or pets to take care of. Sure he's a detriment to his parents but they're enabling adults, Ralph has children and so he doesn't get a pass to fuck around and be an outright loser crackhead like Austin - you lose that right the second you decide to procreate or otherwise take responsibility for another life. The only exception being severe mental illness, if you have a kid at 20 and end up schizophrenic by 30 that's not something you can hold against anyone, obviously.

 

[KaBob]

Austin's "girlfriend"

 

[Collections Agent]

I'd agree that Austin does not seem to be a mean spirited person.

He tells you to suck his dick and that he fucked your mom if you say literally anything but praise

Oh my goodness yes, he is pathetic. But when he begs he says it’s for gambling; when Ralph begs he says it’s for his kids but it’s just for drugs; whores and gifts for women he wants to try and fuck

He literally lied this morning, he said over and over he needed money and he wouldn't gamble it, he got money and immediately gambled it all away

Y'all are on some copium, he's a massive piece of shit and if his criminal record speaks of anything he's always been a massive piece of shit. Just because he is endearingly pathetic now doesn't make him less of a piece of shit.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

You can tell what a number Keno did on our boy by looking at his recent stream thumbnails. Nothing but short Keno-felting sessions with the occasional Runscape and slots mixed in.

 

[Lost in Place420]

This seems to be a new level of sadness with him. Did he spend money that wasn't his to spend?