Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[PandaChai]

Many of us are aware of the plague of transbians infesting dating apps, especially those for actual lesbians, but what about the inverse? What of the pooners who call themselves "fags with bonus holes" or tell those mean ol' icky twansphobes to "suck [their] T-dick"? They may not be as prevalent as the troons, but these doods sure are proliferating at an alarming rate.

To start the thread off with some (recycled) content;

Spoiler: HE/THEY_HOLES - BonusholeBOY

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Any further conversation on the topic of indulging (in) these women should be directed to the designated shitting thread. Thank you.

 

[Markass the Worst]

Their copes when actual gay men don't want to fuck women is hilarious.

 

[SneedYstwyth]

These retards being straight with extra steps (those steps being mutilating their bodies) will never stop being funny.

 

[The Punished Mitch]

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

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[TyrasGuard]

To start the thread off with some (recycled) content;

I wish there was a way to quantify the amount of daddy issues/dad related trauma these kind of women have.

I bet you could hit them with a 2x4 and they would say it's kinky or some shit.

 

[Ol' Slag]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

Totally true. Call them a dude and talk with them about "bro shit" and they wanna fuck instantly.

 

[KittyGremlin]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

Well, if you're bi and with no dignity or sense of disgust whatsoever.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

I suppose you speak from experience, you degenerate.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

Well, if you're bi and with no dignity or sense of disgust whatsoever.

Have you ever heard a homosexual man talk candidly about their sex life? In my experience "no dignity or sense of disgust" is probably the mildest way you could describe it.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Have you ever heard a homosexual man talk candidly about their sex life? In my experience "no dignity or sense of disgust" is probably the mildest way you could describe it.

Can't argue with that

 

[Male Idiot]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy these gals are the easiest lays ever. All you gotta do is give ‘em some DOODS and KINGS and they’ll drop their ill-fitting boxer briefs. Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

I don't know, a rotting fake weiner somehow sounds even gay and worse than a regular one. I mean, one gives you aids, the other aids and sepsis.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Why does she think looking like a dyke will appeal to gay men?

 

[JimiHendrix]

wont lie, i've been using grindr for years for easy pussy. as long as you're picky about it, it's pretty easy.

yeah, some of them are horribly hairy crimes against gods, but some of them are like "JUST STARTED T ONE WEEK AGO!" and are indistinguishable from regular women, but will happily jump in bed with a "gay man" to prove how masc they are.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I suppose you speak from experience, you degenerate.

Darn right I do

 

[Colon capital V]

"you WILL lick my manpussy you transphobic fucking bigot CHUD"

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Following. This is going to be hilarious.

 

[indigoisviolet]

How can you switch without a dick? Why would you link your social media to your anonymous gay hookup bio?

Spoiler: ibunpolice sounds exactly as you'd expect...

... she's a trust fund misery tourist abusing a fixed plate reverb plugin she slapped into the whole fucking mixbuss dialed up to MAX:

Good idea for a thread, though. We'll be able to cross-reference it with a Missing Persons thread soon enough, the naivety of these pooners is beyond belief.

 

[Summer of George]

"HIV Status: Negative"

Not for long, sweet princess.

 

[Kufungisisa]

Bonus benefit, most of them like being misgendered during sex anyway!

Downside is a disturbing number have pregnancy fetishes…