Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

This is why I sympathize with the tradcaths who still want to do the Tridentine Mass with Latin. This shit is not worship of God in the slightest. It is garbage. These assholes might as well just be worshipping Satan.

I've seen satan worship services, which particular flavor of whatever satan church I have no fucking idea but even with all of the nonsense it's still many tiers below the bullshit that "church" does. It's pure visual and audio noise to entertain mushbrain idiots like Fatty. There was another video on google for the location for some youth event that involved a kid riding a BMX bike and another one on a dirtbike on stage.

I haven't been to a church service in decades, I don't like churches, want nothing to do with them. But this shitty "Cornerstone Nashville" is not a fucking church. It's a clown show with a christian veneer thrown on top for tax purposes.

 

[Tiresome]

Can't snip it now, but I took a gander at the church website and one of the primary tenets of Cornerstone Nashville is...faith healing. How's that working out for you, Ol' Strokey?

 

[ZipDisk]

Found it, the Carnie "let's get the fuck out of here" song is Stars and stripes forever by John Philip Sousa.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

From Jack's recent post where he doxxed himself I looked up his address and realized that the genius packed up and moved about 30 minutes away from the large medical center where he received post-stroke care after the great strokes of '18 and '23. Previously, he lived 8-10 minutes away from the hospital.

With strokes every minute counts ("Time is brain"). Jack bought a place that is almost 5 times further from the hospital in order to own the libs moving into Hendersonville.

 

[make_it_so]

From Jack's recent post where he doxxed himself I looked up his address and realized that the genius packed up and moved about 30 minutes away from the large medical center where he received post-stroke care after the great strokes of '18 and '23. Previously, he lived 8-10 minutes away from the hospital.

With strokes every minute counts ("Time is brain"). Jack bought a place that is almost 5 times further from the hospital in order to own the libs moving into Hendersonville.

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

Yup. They downgraded and moved to the boonies where they purchased a place that looks like a meth lab that was renovated . On the contrary, his son and daughter-in-law live with them now. I'm guessing they don't pay rent in exchange for Junior's wife wiping Jack's ass when Tammy can't.

 

[Polska krowa]

Do you seriously need lasers, fog, and pyrotechnics to keep these people throwing money at your church? That's not a church service, it's a fucking circus.

The video reminds me of that kid streamer with all the pyro in his room

To your point, yes, this is how churches retain and indoctrinate people, through music and visual displays. It's the reason that churches put such a heavy emphasis on hymns and prayer. If you can get someone to sing along with you, then they'll keep coming and believe pretty much anything you tell them (there's been extensive research into this, including research by churches as they want to maximise their retention). Music and visual displays also resonate with us on a deep emotional level, more than 40 minute sermon does, which is why places like Cornerstone invest so heavily into set design, actors/dancers/musicians (although they often prefer to draw from their congregation if possible, as it's significantly cheaper), and sound/VFX; generally to a similar amount, if not more than, Broadway shows.

Here's Maury "The Beheader" Davis giving a sermon at Cornerstone as an example:

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Yup. They downgraded and moved to the boonies where they purchased a place that looks like a meth lab that was renovated . On the contrary, his son and daughter-in-law live with them now. I'm guessing they don't pay rent in exchange for Junior's wife wiping Jack's ass when Tammy can't.

Wait, so this is an actual place he purchased? I thought he had moved in with his son.

My understanding is they bought a piece of land that already had the smaller house on it, and that's for the kids, and then Jack and Tammy are in the process of having a McMansion built on the same piece of land for themselves. This is what I've gathered from browsing his various social media pages as well as reading his comment replies on YouTube. He posted a picture of (I assume) what the house will look like on Facebook a few months back:

 

[Stan]

His bitmoji self is so painfully gay and it has been since the bitmoji Jack on his apron with the saucy stare as he rises from a frying pan:

That expression is gay as gay. He looks as if he’s reacting to being seduced by his crush at the Men’s guild

 

[desudesu]

Almost 24 hours since the Men's Night and there's still no pictures of the PULPORK and brisket. Looks like the meats will be memory-holed again. Same thing with the dishwasher salmon and the Italian beef videos.

JACK. POST YOU MEATS!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Oh, that stroked narc sure did bring his phone all right. He was the only one taking photos of the pastors giving a speech and constantly editing it on PhotoGrid™ with random captions taken from the sermons, and uploading it on boomerbook to show how pious he is for attending the event and ass kissing the pastors:

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But seeds don’t die when they go into the ground…? If they did, they couldn’t “multiply.”

 

[Stan]

But seeds don’t die when they go into the ground…? If they did, they couldn’t “multiply.”

First century metaphors for a twenty first century audience. To people back then it was a sacrifice to plant seed but it yielded this reliable miracle of growing and multiplying. They also extended it to the brewing of alcohol. You sacrifice the grape, get wine later.

 

[Stan]

Double checking my store brand Italian seasoning:

"INGREDIENTS: Majoran, Thyme, Rosemary, Savory, Sage, Oregano, Basil"

I think it's pretty well covered.

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

every spice is better fresh. For the green herbs that means build an herb garden or buy them fresh from the store. For the dry spices like anise, cardamom, coriander, cloves, peppercorns, etc. it means you should buy them in whole and then prepare them before use in a recipe. Nutmeg is a serious offender to me; it loses most of its flavor a couple days after you grind it, it’s not actually hard to grate some nutmeg for a recipe (well maybe if you’re Jack it is) and yet white people buy it preground anyway.

Ground cinnamon gets a pass. Grinding it yourself is really difficult. Ground mustard, ground cloves, ditto.

Basically half of the ground prepared spices in the spice aisle will just add color or green flakes to the food (I’m looking at you, “dried parsley”.) It’s a trap, a scam I tells ya. And to make matters worse, people hang onto these bottles for months or even years. By that point most of the flavors except salt are going to go inert.

Jack apparently uses powdered dried garlic in place of fresh and also uses way too much of it. A cooking show by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook that’s been running for over a decade smh

 

[Mundane Ralph]

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

Because nogs are definitely using fresh herbs. No, they're using lawrys and nothing but lawrys.

 

[Stan]

Because nogs are definitely using fresh herbs. No, they're using lawrys and nothing but lawrys.

My grandpa loved Lawry's. I stand corrected. Except for the part where I said dried parsley is just green flakes for your food. That part was correct.

 

[AnOminous]

He posted a picture of (I assume) what the house will look like on Facebook a few months back:

How are the jackmojis even more disgusting and enraging than Jack himself? I want to see him killed in a Mexican drug cartel video every time I see one of these.

 

[a terminal posture]

these dumb spice mixes are why black people credibly accuse white people of being unable to season food properly.

every spice is better fresh. For the green herbs that means build an herb garden or buy them fresh from the store. For the dry spices like anise, cardamom, coriander, cloves, peppercorns, etc. it means you should buy them in whole and then prepare them before use in a recipe. Nutmeg is a serious offender to me; it loses most of its flavor a couple days after you grind it, it’s not actually hard to grate some nutmeg for a recipe (well maybe if you’re Jack it is) and yet white people buy it preground anyway.

Ground cinnamon gets a pass. Grinding it yourself is really difficult. Ground mustard, ground cloves, ditto.

Basically half of the ground prepared spices in the spice aisle will just add color or green flakes to the food (I’m looking at you, “dried parsley”.) It’s a trap, a scam I tells ya. And to make matters worse, people hang onto these bottles for months or even years. By that point most of the flavors except salt are going to go inert.

Jack apparently uses powdered dried garlic in place of fresh and also uses way too much of it. A cooking show by a guy who doesn’t know how to cook that’s been running for over a decade smh

First of all you're mixing up spices and herbs. Second of all some dried herbs work as well dried as fresh. The only herb in the italian season mix that couldn't be used the same dried is the basil (other herbs that are no good dried are parsley and cilantro). Dried garlic is not the same as fresh but if you want that flavour profile it's ok to use, just not in the absurd quantiles that Jack used. If anything I would fault Jack more for STILL using jarred minced garlic which doesn't have any flavour to speak of (which is why he puts so much of it in his recipes).
Man, something about Jack attracts commentary from people that don't know much more about cooking than he does.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.

 

[p1138]

Jack is still angy about people criticizing his roulette videos.
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Russian roulette uses what are called "wheel guns" at times for a reason, and is absolutely a gamble. wtf does he mean it isn't gambling?

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Russian roulette uses what are called "wheel guns" at times for a reason, and is absolutely a gamble. wtf does he mean it isn't gambling?

As always just remember, Jack is a mush-brained stroked out moron, and he was a moron before the strokes. It's better to not try and figure out what he's saying and just laugh as he tries to speedrun killing himself with food.