Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Broadside]

Expert Pat is back. First, on striking:

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DGA and WGA/SAG are completely different beasts which is why they didn't all strike. DGA got a decent deal because they want different things.

and - General Fatton:

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Pat calling a tank a pig. (I wonder how he feels about the Nazi that got the standing ovation - I thought he punched them?)

I like how he tweets as if he's in the middle of an explanation after being asked his opinion.
Nigga nobody cares, just say the stalker prison bit.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Once the west abandons Ukraine by the next winter (you're starting to see articles and news reports inching towards this, predictive programming and all that good stuff), (Zelensky shitting on Poland and threatening to incite the millions of ukranians to revolt in the west if Ukraine is abandoned),.

I expect pat to totally do a 180 and start a twitter thread spinning this into a victory "because Russia was bled white", how zelensky was actually a neo Nazi all along, how we owe to Ukraine to send in marines and evacuate them all, etc.

 

[Maude Snew]

Begging for war isn't new with this pig. Hey Patrick, you should seriously consider suicide. It's very popular among men your age who've lost everything like you have. I feel the world would be a better place with one less dog barking for a war he knows nothing about

Nah, I disagree, death isn't the right punishment for Rick. Pretty ironic that the exact kind of punishment appropriate for being Rick S Thomas (fat) is being Rick S Thomas (fat). I hope he lives a long and miserable life that's only miserable because of his own actions. A true hell of his own making and he wakes up every day to reap what he has sown. It's like poetry it rhymes. Also fat.

 

[Meat Target]

Once the west abandons Ukraine by the next winter (you're starting to see articles and news reports inching towards this, predictive programming and all that good stuff), (Zelensky shitting on Poland and threatening to incite the millions of ukranians to revolt in the west if Ukraine is abandoned),.

I expect pat to totally do a 180 and start a twitter thread spinning this into a victory "because Russia was bled white", how zelensky was actually a neo Nazi all along, how we owe to Ukraine to send in marines and evacuate them all, etc.

Prince Z, like other CIA assets, will be the next Bin Laden in a few years. I'm calling it now.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Once the west abandons Ukraine by the next winter (you're starting to see articles and news reports inching towards this, predictive programming and all that good stuff), (Zelensky shitting on Poland and threatening to incite the millions of ukranians to revolt in the west if Ukraine is abandoned),.

I expect pat to totally do a 180 and start a twitter thread spinning this into a victory "because Russia was bled white", how zelensky was actually a neo Nazi all along, how we owe to Ukraine to send in marines and evacuate them all, etc.

He won’t house any of them though. That’s up to the border states, and if they complain, they are racist.

 

[AnOminous]

That's what separates the men from the boys for me, when you can name more than 9mm and Hollywood calibers

You'll have to go to Larry Correia for that. Who if I recall correctly, actually vocally loathes Fatty.

I hope he lives a long and miserable life that's only miserable because of his own actions. A true hell of his own making and he wakes up every day to reap what he has sown.

I hope he wakes up hungover every day only to spend the entire day blubbering sad fat-laden tears while childing at least three times a minute only to pass out in a drunken stupor just in time to wake up to another day of tears.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I hope he wakes up hungover every day only to spend the entire day blubbering sad fat-laden tears while childing at least three times a minute only to pass out in a drunken stupor just in time to wake up to another day of tears.

Pretty sure that’s already happening.
Child.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

You'll have to go to Larry Correia for that. Who if I recall correctly, actually vocally loathes Fatty.

Larry isn't a great writer either though, very on par for what Rick has written. He has his audience and I respect him for that, but I found the main character of the Monster Hunter series to be amongst the more egregious Mary Sue's ever written.
The difference between them is that Larry didn't decide to throw away his career on being a 'political firebrand' on Twitter and talking to his toilet. Larry is living the kind of life that Fatrick could have, if only he wasn't a midwit.

 

[AnOminous]

Larry isn't a great writer either though, very on par for what Rick has written. He has his audience and I respect him for that, but I found the main character of the Monster Hunter series to be amongst the more egregious Mary Sue's ever written.

MilSF isn't exactly known for phenomenal prose style. But the people who write it know their audience and the people who read it know what they want.

I honestly have no clue what audience Fatty thinks he has or who his drivel is written to satisfy.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Larry isn't a great writer either though, very on par for what Rick has written. He has his audience and I respect him for that, but I found the main character of the Monster Hunter series to be amongst the more egregious Mary Sue's ever written.
The difference between them is that Larry didn't decide to throw away his career on being a 'political firebrand' on Twitter and talking to his toilet. Larry is living the kind of life that Fatrick could have, if only he wasn't a midwit.

I've never read Fat's books so I'm hoping that even as average as Correia's writing is, it's still better than Rick's. His MH main character would make Paula Smith blush, the stories in that universe got fucking tired a decade ago, and I'm not sure he could be up his own ass more if he tried. Yet still many people leap to his defense online and gladly throw money at his very mediocre creations. Why? Because Larry understands that a cardinal rule of business is "know your customers."

He also understands that if one wants to be a successful author one has to, you know, write and publish books regularly. Many long-dead authors who were barely functional alcoholics with grating personalities are still talked about long after they're gone because they actually gave a fuck about being good at their jobs and releasing work. Patrick will never join that list.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

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Begging for war isn't new with this pig. Hey Patrick, you should seriously consider suicide. It's very popular among men your age who've lost everything like you have. I feel the world would be a better place with one less dog barking for a war he knows nothing about
>You can't tell someone to just kill themselves!!
Patrick tells us and wants us to do so every single day and would celebrate if any of us did. Delete this if you must though mods

The fuck was MacArthur supposed to do, invade Siberia? That would have been a suicide run. Any invading force coming in from Vladivostok or anywhere along the Okhotsk coast would have thousands of kilometers of nothing to cross before getting anywhere significant, with concomitant effects on supply lines, mechanical reliability, and troop efficiency and morale. The Americans could also kiss direct naval support goodbye after the first few days or weeks depending on what kind of progress they made, and who knows what kind of air support they'd have been able to muster in the region. The Russians had already moved 90 divisions to Siberia in preparation for invading Japan; to put that into perspective, that's as many divisions as the US Army raised in the entire war, and only 21 of those went to the Pacific, plus the 6 Marine divisions. There were hundreds more Russian divisions sitting between Patton and Moscow, including the units that smashed the Germans at Kursk and Stalingrad, and wiped out a German army group in Operation Bagration. If we'd decided to attack them, even with the rest of the Allies and rearmed German units, it would have been a bloodbath.

Leaving all that aside, I'm far from convinced Dugout Doug would have been the right choice for that job. He did well enough in WWI and the landing at Inchon was a masterstroke, but he fucked up the defense of the Philippines and was badly wrongfooted by the Chinese in Korea. Put him up against one of the Russian A-teamers like Zhukov, Konev, or Rokossovsky, or even Chuikov or Vasilevsky, and I think MacArthur would have been beaten badly.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Begging for war isn't new with this pig. Hey Patrick, you should seriously consider suicide. It's very popular among men your age who've lost everything like you have. I feel the world would be a better place with one less dog barking for a war he knows nothing about
>You can't tell someone to just kill themselves!!
Patrick tells us and wants us to do so every single day and would celebrate if any of us did. Delete this if you must though mods

oh my god, what a fucking hack. He just repeats the same shit and doesn't even both paraphrasing it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

oh my god, what a fucking hack. He just repeats the same shit and doesn't even both paraphrasing it.

He really does think that he comes up with an amazing fire hot take, and is continually ass-blasted surprised it doesn't "take" on the Xbird app, and keeps recycling them.

Oh for heaven someday give us a subpoena in discovery; I'm dying to know if he searches his own posts for his hot takes, or if each one is so emblazoned in his memory that he can't help but to bring them up again and again.

 

[TurboNAS]

I've never read Fat's books so I'm hoping that even as average as Correia's writing is, it's still better than Rick's.

I’ve read both and will happily read more stuff by Larry Correia. They’re basic adventure stories and the plots are fun. They’re a huge contrast to Pat’s swill.

Larry may be pandering to his audience but he pulls it off. Plus he understands that in an adventure story you need to clearly establish good and evil, raise the stakes and then have good triumph over evil (thanks to superior firepower). But oh no! There’s another, eviler guy waiting in the wings! Tune in next week once our hero has rested up and we’ll go fight them too!

It’s the same formula that’s been used for ten thousand years. It works.

Patrick isn’t a competent writer so he bungles this basic formula and by the end of Starship Repo you’re not sure who the good guys are, whether they won or not but you’re very sure that an animatronic Donald Trump is the only good guy in the whole book.

Oopsie doodles!

 

[McMitch]

Many long-dead authors who were barely functional alcoholics with grating personalities are still talked about long after they're gone because they actually gave a fuck about being good at their jobs and releasing work.

Case in point: Stephen King

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

I’ve read both and will happily read more stuff by Larry Correia. They’re basic adventure stories and the plots are fun. They’re a huge contrast to Pat’s swill.

Yup. Fun. Between heavy metal orcs, trailer park elves, his takes on the wolfman and frankenstein MHI is a fun read. The hard magic series was pretty good magical noir, and the son of the black sword series is pretty damned good epic fantasy. Just finished servants of war and I enjoyed that as well.

Is he Shakespeare? No, he doesnt use enough scatological humor, fart jokes, crossdressing for comedic effect, and he writes almost no sexual content, but then again he isnt writing plays for 16/17th century britbong commoners either.

Patrick on the otherhand, doesn't write for anyone.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I’ve read both and will happily read more stuff by Larry Correia. They’re basic adventure stories and the plots are fun. They’re a huge contrast to Pat’s swill.

Larry may be pandering to his audience but he pulls it off. Plus he understands that in an adventure story you need to clearly establish good and evil, raise the stakes and then have good triumph over evil (thanks to superior firepower). But oh no! There’s another, eviler guy waiting in the wings! Tune in next week once our hero has rested up and we’ll go fight them too!

It’s the same formula that’s been used for ten thousand years. It works.

Patrick isn’t a competent writer so he bungles this basic formula and by the end of Starship Repo you’re not sure who the good guys are, whether they won or not but you’re very sure that an animatronic Donald Trump is the only good guy in the whole book.

Oopsie doodles!

Definitely, I've enjoyed and continue to enjoy Larry's works just because I'm not expecting Pulitzer Prize-winning prose, I'm expecting action and adventure, the equivalent of a Netflix movie I can turn on and mindlessly enjoy. It works, he's good at what he does and he strips a lot of the pretensions out of his writing in my opinion

Is he the best author I've ever read in my life? No, not necessarily, but he's pretty good in that he knows his audience and gives the people what they want

Contrast that with Fat, who does not know his audience (because he doesn't have a real one, we're his audience) and doesn't give them what they want (massive raging chimpouts)

lol kinda ninja'd by @Sumptinsfuckey

 

[KingOfGains]

NO, CHILD! I HAVE TRANSCENDED THE NEED FOR UNDERWEAR!

IT IS YOU WHO NEEDS UNDERWEAR, CHILD!

ENJOY PRISON WHERE YOUR UNDERWEAR WEARING ILK RESIDE!

-sent from my galaxy fold

Edit: Apparently this is old news lmfao.
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Imagine this fat fuck sitting at the bar with plumbers canyon, and a skid mark as long as his arm in his jeans.

Also got to give Bert on twitter huge credit for finding this post from way back when. Fuck I miss that account.

 

[Post Reply]

The fuck was MacArthur supposed to do, invade Siberia?

For what it's worth, that responsibility might have fallen to Vinegar Joe Stilwell, effective commander of the China-Burma-India theater. As the name implies, he was a gigantic asshole who permanently fucked up our relationship with the Nationalist Chinese. About the only positive thing you could say about him was that he held the British in deep contempt.

 

[Gay Mouth]

I love when Fat tries to sound smart. It always brings out the historians and bookworms to expound upon exactly how dumb his takes are. Like a burst of gunpowder illuminating this scroll of his life. Then we get back to the most enduring reality of Pat: he is FAT (and sharts directly into his denims)