Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Crusty Old Sock]

If he doesn't fuck with them, someone else will. These women clearly have no self-respect.

Neither does he

 

[The Feline Solution]

BP in high form. First the Pick-Me thread, now this. I'm losing my shit at some of these pictures, pooners are even more ridiculous than your average troon. Also, dudes hating on @JimiHendrix need to salute him instead, nigga just found a different way to play the game.

How can any sane person of whatever sexuality use hook up apps is really beyond me, at least because of purely medical reasons.

I always viewed them as remote and impersonal to the point you might as well just stay at home and jack off with a warmed up piece of meat. Grindr is even worse than hetero apps, faggots are fucking deranged.

Sebastian can get it.

Looks like a natal woman that got lost if it wasn't for that screen name. Still wouldn't get it from me because you can tell from that pic that she's a porker.

When you piss in a public toilet do you rub your dick around the urinals?

Wait, there's another option?!

 

[Breadbear]

Unless you have a rotdog, no1curr.

 

[Male Idiot]

Most ftms are just girls with short haircuts irl. Don't worry, Jimi, people who actually know about women know what you're talking about.
A lot of them get over the tranny thing in a few months or years anyway.
Also the irony of the anime avatar being the most disgusted at sex with bio women lol

3D Pig Disgusting!

I mean come on look at that green haired abomination. It is like an abbo and a pig had a baby that cosplays the least efficent succubus that can't even seduce a blind man, only trap his hands in its fat rolls.

His boner propably deserves an award. Like a purple cross ring. Taking one for the team.

 

[Bloatlord]

I have just learnt this for myself when out on a content foraging excursion. I refuse to pay the grindr corporation more than my monthly food bill just to gawk at pooners though, so here is just a little taste of the doods roaming the English countryside at 5am:
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And (IMO) worst for last:
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Can't these pooners make up their damn minds? First you're going by Ian Miles Cheong and now you wanna be called Logan?

 

[Swole McPole]

If you wanna go that far may as well not fuck people with BPD or any other mental issues.

That's not bad advice. The sex might be OK but it's never worth the drama that surrounds it in my experience.

 

[Male Idiot]

Can't they track you down for child support thanks to big gubbermint and pozzed dating sites? Or do you got totally fake account on a burner phone or some stuff like that?

 

[Radion_Godiva]

This image is doing the rounds on the internet. Poor pooner.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Well the gay boys in the fanfics have the same insecurities as these girls and express their love and feelings and treat each other gently

Spoiler: A bit OT

I know they all read far too many fanfics, I suppose my confusion is how they make the jump from reading fanfiction that expecting it in reality. I'm possibly biased/naive because I have known a few women over the years who were into fandom and fanfiction, and they were all very honest about it being a silly guilty pleasure that has nothing to do with reality. Even deluded pooners must know that literally everyone writing the fanfic they consume is a woman person with a vagina, so how the hell did they decide that it must match the behavior of actual gay men?

(Rhetorical question, I know the answer is "because they are crazy and in a cult")

Is this what trans joy looks like? A 1980's Ukrainian Orphan forced to listen to Manic Street Preachers whilst being trafficked into sex slavery.

Only girls smile, remember. You have to pout at the camera, or no one will know what a heckin' valid dood you are.

Maybe someone should make a thread called "Having Sex with FtMs" or "Sex and the Kiwis" for people to powerlevel more in. I don't even give a fuck about FtMs anymore I want more people to powerlevel about sex on kiwi farms because it produces incredibly weird statements and some startling insight on some members' psychology. I'm sorry JimiHendrix, this is your reputation now, and I'm sorry you did it on a thread about FtMs instead of something cooler or stupider.Also, good luck on the sex drive bit, I mean that seriously.

Anyone looking for proof of the hardwired differences in sexual behavior between men and women can now point to the fact that many dozens of MtF threads have provoked nothing but unanimous disgust and derision among female members for years, whereas the FtM thread degenerated into "would you have sex with that regardless" within a week.

 

[Breadbassket]

This image is doing the rounds on the internet. Poor pooner.
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Going to assume that's from the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco which just ended a while back?

 

[William Tyndale]

Going to assume that's from the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco which just ended a while back?

Close but no. It’s actually from a city in Israel called Sodom.

 

[The Feline Solution]

This image is doing the rounds on the internet. Poor pooner.
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Not enough T in the world to fix those hips and clearly female angled legs. The priest outfit also gives me a big thunk, dude wants to be a pederast but isn't into penis? Absurd fetishism. Bonus points for the fat, degenerate furry in the back.

I know they all read far too many fanfics, I suppose my confusion is how they make the jump from reading fanfiction that expecting it in reality.

Autism.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

But it shows that these women are beyond help and if @JimiHendrix can stomach fucking them, he should just keep fucking them.

 

[Naoto]

oh i agree with you. they're out of their mind. but I also can not deny the best sex I ever had in my life was with one of them.

so yeah, don't stick your dick in crazy, but there's a reason that saying exists, it's because doing so is tempting for a fucking reason.

To be honest, you're giving some real JFG vibes.

 

[Free the Pedos]

funny how they all want to the uke in their hypothetical yaoi relationship. these girls are all basic bottoms like most women, they just want to be the bottom ins a ~subversive~ way

Applying gay dynamics to straight sex is cringe.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Can't they track you down for child support thanks to big gubbermint and pozzed dating sites? Or do you got totally fake account on a burner phone or some stuff like that?

The idea of using a hookup app is gross and degenerate but whatever, personal choice and all.
The idea of using one with an account under your IRL ID that can be traced back to the real you is beyond retarded verging on insane.
Who the fuck would want their real life identity tied to something like that?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Anyone looking for proof of the hardwired differences in sexual behavior between men and women can now point to the fact that many dozens of MtF threads have provoked nothing but unanimous disgust and derision among female members for years, whereas the FtM thread degenerated into "would you have sex with that regardless" within a week.

A week is generous. It took less than 24 hours and there are only a handful posts with pics relevant to the thread's title but pages on pages about the pros and cons of banging pooners instead.

I love the farms. Best free entertainment to be had anywhere.

 

[Lavender Moth]

T Dicks" are like something that HR Giger came up with after a night getting fucked up on Salvia with HP Lovecraft

This is by far the funniest and most accurate description of "T dicks" I have ever seen in my life lmao. It truly astounds me that pooners can think that their "genital growth" is appealing in any way, let alone to gay men. I regret looking up the girl in the op on twitter. Her photos were so nauseating they made me queasy irl, and I've worked in a fucking morgue.

 

[TheGuntinator]

I cant wait for this thread to be full of TMI "as a gay man" posts

when you were done fucking the pooner in her manly vagina, did you tell her the truth that you were a straight guy and only viewed her as a female? because i feel something like that would probably break them lmao

Dude you are playing with mental illness fueled fire by doing that, lmao. Like "pull the self-harm knife from the drawer and cut your dick off with it" kind of fire.

You’ve been around long enough to know that this website, for the most part, is pretty socially conservative.

I thought this site was socially retarded?

 

[Criticallacitirc]

You're basically seeking out rape/child sexual assault victims to have sex with. The high majority of transidentified females fit in those categories

Why do pooners have to be forever seen as victims even when they act like dengerates?

I'm sure someone's going to next come into this thread to lecture that it's not cool to make fun of how pooners look because they're actually just women .

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