Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Safir]

I fucking love it when yaoi fans and other „gay loving“ girls find out that homos are not girlish romantics like in their anime and also not wise sage lovebirds like in modern family, but complete and utter fucking degenerates with four to five digit body counts and a very loose definition of consent and age of consent.

Have you read any yaoi recently?

That was several years ago, after I got into Galaxy Express and pre- gay propaganda law. An anime fangirl I was hanging out with got me to read some yaoi after finding out I was into choose-your-own-adventures and suggesting we could make money off gay dating sims. She gave me like five titles, I read three and stopped there. One had straight-up rape, guy goes to a doctor, gets immobilized and raped. One had rape by extortion, a young guy got into a predicament (job fuckup? rent fuckup? something like that) and a rapist offered to help him out. One had an older boy grooming a younger, retarded boy under the pretense of friendship. I said, wtf, you'd scream rape if any of the bottoms in these were female. Got called an MRA. Vespasian was wrong, some money stinks.

 

[Spunt]

Look there are dykes out their gritting their teeth and getting penetrated by girldick because they think it's transphobic not to and they can get social justice good girl points for it so I don't see how porking a pooner is any worse. Mentally ill girls with daddy issues are allowed to have sex too, and if some straight guy trawling Grindr for them makes them feel heckin' valid then everyone wins, especially if it keeps the cutters and bunny boilers away from the rest of us.

 

[Super Guido]

This image is doing the rounds on the internet. Poor pooner.
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Why are her nipples so low on her torso?

I mean, I know the answer, but it looks WEIRD.

 

[Procrastinhater]

They even have infernal torture machines to stretch out their very manly penises

NSFL

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Agggh Christ is that her clit?!?
The fuck man?
How is that even supposed to work, she's not a fucking Stretch Armstrong, that just looks uncomfortable and evil as shit, like fucking Donatien Alphonse de Sade was given one of those fucking construction kits for his birthday, and people aren't Crayola fucking Model Magic its just gonna go back to whatever fucked up Hyena size it was to begin with when she takes it off, it's like those penis pumps dicklets buy, it's not gonna work, it's just a torture device.
I don't even have a clit but that shit has got to hurt right?
I just puked in my mouth ffs.

 

[Criticallacitirc]

"He was just a straight guy looking to get laid.
By a woman."

This thread would be perfect if one of you autists could find a pooner complaining on reddit about @JimiHendrix

 

[LikeRivenIRL]

So it seems there really are heteros prowling Grindr for these dumbasses lmao. I've known a few "gay" TIFs irl and thought they'd only find other trannies validating them sexually hue.

 

[Forgotten Beast]

War Is Peace. Freedom Is Slavery. Grindr is Straight.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

So it seems there really are heteros prowling Grindr for these dumbasses lmao. I've known a few "gay" TIFs irl and thought they'd only find other trannies validating them sexually hue.

I have it on good authority that there are meth party pooners in London.

 

[0000]

I say FTM's who haven't been on T long are the exact same as cis females and I get labeled some degenerate who's out here fuckin' dogs.

We know the pooners are just women.
Its degenerate because your taking advantage of BPD (probably molested) women for easy hookups.

When i opened grindr there was no pooners and not even that many gay men. Just randos selling hard drugs.

 

[cia-log]

I mean, yeah they are women, but so ugly and disgusting that its like fucking a dog or a man, a corpse or a hambeast. They are circus freaks. Its like finding an used blow up doll in a dumpster and having your sloppy seconds way with it.

granted my experience is over a decade old at this point, but I have to say I've been with/around "FTM"s who have basically just been completely normal straight women who suffered some kind of abuse and used a masculine guise to hide themselves, and detransitioned the second they ended up in a caring relationship with a man they trusted. I don't know about modern pooners on grindr, but I suspect the women this guy's talking about are much the same, just straight women who are terrified of actually being a woman in a vulnerable position with a man. A lot of them might be self-centered narcissists using gay men as accessories but they're not necessarily disgusting science experiments, especially pre-T with no surgeries.

 

[JamusActimus]

I just think it would be hillarious if a gay guy killed a pooner and used the reverse gay panic defense.

I was a bit drunk , I brough that cute twink home to suck his dick but when he got naked I saw a /vomits/ VAGINAAAA.

Well when you think about it a top gay dude could still find pleasure in a pooner by use it's ass.
A straight guy can't really find a vagina on a tranny.

Well it's still funny lol.

 

[Male Idiot]

Okey the anti-satan tranny telling the pooner you will never be a man was hilarious.

The idea of using a hookup app is gross and degenerate but whatever, personal choice and all.
The idea of using one with an account under your IRL ID that can be traced back to the real you is beyond retarded verging on insane.
Who the fuck would want their real life identity tied to something like that?

I haven't been on any dating aps, so I didn't know if you needed like a throw-away email or full ID.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Okey the anti-satan tranny telling the pooner you will never be a man was hilarious.

I haven't been on any dating aps, so I didn't know if yoi needed like a throw-away email or full ID.

Same. I've always met women by *shock* actually going up and talking to them. Never really seen the point in dating apps and hookup apps are just fucking degenerate as fuck.
Given the potential for rapists and serial killers to use them as hunting grounds I wouldn't be surprised if they required ID, I also wouldn't be surprised if that meant only the most desperate or thirsty of motherfuckers would use them, then again my generation was taught to never give your real name and to be careful with identifying details about yourself, people now just seem to use their real name for everything.

I sure as hell wouldn't want some hookup app tied to my real ID

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I think it's probably a good thing for men with such extreme desperation to hook up with these fucked in they head transgender child rape victims, it feels like some kind of equilibrium for ugly, degenerate people to end up with each other rather than touching normal people.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I wonder if the pooners are the current year version of goth girls from back in the day and shit. Like some extreme version of that trend.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Thought this would be a funny thread but instead it's just depressing seeing men brag about taking advantage of mentally ill girls with self harm scars all over them and lying to them to get sex. Tale as old as time.

I'd be willing to bet those guys are treating them better than the gay dudes they're trying to hook up with.
And please, mental illness or not, don't infantilize women to the point of saying having sex with someone over a hookup app is "taking advantage." It's what they're on there for.

 

[PandaChai]

I think we should have an "ethics of porking a pooner" thread because there is an interesting discussion to have about it. The reactions some people are having to what Jimi is saying sprout from the same reason why the discussion in the pooner thread is so much more lighthearted than the discussion around MTFs. Because some see them as vulnerable little girls rather than grown women.

I think it's probably a good thing for men with such extreme desperation to hook up with these fucked in they head transgender child rape victims, it feels like some kind of equilibrium for ugly, degenerate people to end up with each other rather than touching normal people.

A thread for it is up now here: Ethics of Porking Pooners

 

[Lidl Drip]

I'd be willing to bet those guys are treating them better than the gay dudes they're trying to hook up with.
And please, mental illness or not, don't infantilize women to the point of saying having sex with someone over a hookup app is "taking advantage." It's what they're on there for.

You shouldn't be having sex with mentally ill retards and lying to them in order to get sex is exploiting their mental illness. I know it's a hot take around a bunch of men whose only means of getting sex is deception cause nobody in their right mind would fuck you.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A thread for it is up now here: Ethics of Porking Pooners

Good work. Check your spelling in the title though, just FYI

 

[DamnWolves!]

answer me honestly, like just humor me. You honestly think the Sebastian chick on the fifth page of this thread is as bad as a dog or a man? just by virtue of having the mentality of being FTM, even with out cutting their tits off or necessarily being on T?

Why don't you just bang normal women, like a normal man? It's not that hard; flash a little cash, dress well, be in the normal BMI range, and don't be fuckin' creepy. You're obviously older than 30; you should have the social skills, experience and confidence that comes naturally to men as they age, and that makes finessing the dummies in their early-mid 20s into bed as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

What none of us understand is why your restaurant of choice seems to be the fucking dumpster out back of a KFC/Taco Bell combination restaurant. To stretch the metaphor: you either can't even afford a plain old hard taco from inside the restaurant (which, while sad, is at least understandable), or you're a deviant who gets off on eating literal garbage.

If you're a chaser, just say that, and then we'll make fun of you for that instead of this bizarre mega cope, where you insist normal men should be just as attracted to these mentally ill tryhard-twinks and beached whale Guy-Fieri-knockoffs as you are.