Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

[notorietus]

Did you know that Chris Tyson also has his own media group? This is called Tyson Media Group. (archive)

 

[Ogre Magi]

Did you know that Chris Tyson also has his own media group? This is called Tyson Media Group. (archive)
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>Christoopher

 

[Strangolapreti]

>Christoopher

Weston tyson sonichu.

 

[Slur.EXE]

Instagram Archive
Woman mean pink Car.

Based limmited comments (that have been since deleted lol)

Ok effort post this time. Damn outage.

HolyShitawoman
Car#1.

Chris your makeup looks shit.



Car#2:

Thankyou Jimmy very cool.

Car#3:

I can see its his hair, the braids still look like a gag hat.

WaterCar:

His makeup


If you saw this before it was ready no you didn't.

 

[Kumquat]

Original reply got nuked in the outage, so here we go again.

It always cracks me up to see the contrast between a tranny's heavily doctored selfies and their actual photos taken in the wild. With Chris' selfies, he still obviously looks like a man, but he's caked in so much makeup and uses specific filters, angles, lighting, etc. that, from a distance, if you squint your eyes, you could be forgiven for thinking it's a woman. Then you see pictures of him in these videos, without the lighting and makeup and filters, and the clearly visible man punches straight through the facade like the Kool-Aid man busting through the wall.

The broad shoulders, big nose, long neck, perfectly square torso, shape of his head... trannies are truly delusional if they think they pass with any degree of certainty. Literally nobody is buying it, you porn-addicted freak. YWNBAW.

 

[quaawaa]

Original reply got nuked in the outage, so here we go again.

It always cracks me up to see the contrast between a tranny's heavily doctored selfies and their actual photos taken in the wild. With Chris' selfies, he still obviously looks like a man, but he's caked in so much makeup and uses specific filters, angles, lighting, etc. that, from a distance, if you squint your eyes, you could be forgiven for thinking it's a woman. Then you see pictures of him in these videos, without the lighting and makeup and filters, and the clearly visible man punches straight through the facade like the Kool-Aid man busting through the wall.

The broad shoulders, big nose, long neck, perfectly square torso, shape of his head... trannies are truly delusional if they think they pass with any degree of certainty. Literally nobody is buying it, you porn-addicted freak. YWNBAW.

Chris is fairly unique amongst troons in that he frequently appears in amateur videos where there is no control of camera angles and no makeup/wardrobe departments. Hollywood troons have the benefit of professionals trying to make them look good, and normal troons never leave their basement so no one knows what they really look like.

Most of Jimmy’s videos are shot on phones, GoPros, and drones and as a result the picture quality is atrocious on anything larger than a phone. It’s also not YouTube’s fault, his quality is just bad; watch an MKBHD or Captain Disillusion video after watching an MrBeast video and the difference in visual, audio, and effect quality is obvious.

He’s clearly not going to waste money paying an editor to touch up Chris or carefully script everything so that Chris never appears in an unflattering angle.

 

[AltisticRight]

Woman mean pink Car.

These cars are usually owned by metrosexual male twinks rather than real XX biological women.

Enhance...


Chris, you will never be a woman. Quit even trying.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Even funnier, Chris' choice of clothing just makes him look even more grotesquely like a man. Get a fucking makeup artist and someone professional to pick your wardrobe, it's not like you can't afford it.

 

[desudesu]

These cars are usually owned by metrosexual male twinks rather than real XX biological women.

Enhance...
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Chris, you will never be a woman. Quit even trying.

Chris should chop it off and dilate for life. Intact trannies are cowards.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

Outside of the internet, where there are no photoshopped images and AI filters, the average person will find it incredibly hard not to "misgender" a huge, hulking MTF troon in real life. As a species, we are hardwired to be able to tell sexual dimorphisms. We may be sophisticated as human beings but thousands of years of evolution does not wipe out instincts. No wonder why almost none of the crew directly talk to Chris in case an accidental "misgendering" causes a massive tranny tantrum.

Even the TWAW crowd cannot come to terms with someone (especially a close friend and or loved one) that you once knew is almost a stranger now with an airbrushed past. Everything you once loved and cherished about this individual is no longer there and is "dead". It is dishonest and cruel of trans people to deny their kin those valued memories they once shared before they transitioned. No matter how much social conditioning is implemented and meaningless mantras are repeated, nobody honestly believes troons are true and honest women.

I hope Chris's ex-wife makes him pay hefty child custody fees after abandoning her and their kid to go screw around and pursue his delusional fetish.

 

[quaawaa]

No wonder why almost none of the crew directly talk to Chris in case an accidental "misgendering" causes a massive tranny tantrum.

In every single video since Chris has trooned out, Jimmy has made some comment about “the boys” doing something when Chris is in the group.

The most recent video’s line was “there’s nothing more masculine than driving over priced loud cars” which was said while Chris was driving an over priced loud car.

 

[Bondrewddidnothingwrong]

In every single video since Chris has trooned out, Jimmy has made some comment about “the boys” doing something when Chris is in the group.

The most recent video’s line was “there’s nothing more masculine than driving over priced loud cars” which was said while Chris was driving an over priced loud car.

I like to think it's a coincidence considering that Jimmy was not only never opposed to chris' troonery but also actively went out of his way to defend him, however it has happened so many times that honestly I'm not sure anymore, that and he fact that he didn't bother to even use the they/them when refering to him after the sunnyv2 debacle. Tbh if he was indeed opposed to what chris is doing then this is probably the only way he could've let us know about it without completely destroying his reputation.

 

[Bbb23]

He just made a video with (and is dead-obviously grooming) this kid. He made him move over to Beast HQ, North Carolina earlier this year (see first video on his channel).

I guess this is what he meant by "bisexual"

 

[quaawaa]

He just made a video with (and is dead-obviously grooming) this kid. He made him move over to Beast HQ, North Carolina earlier this year (see first video on his channel).

I guess this is what he meant by "bisexual"

Archive of that video:

 

[Jacques1194]

I like to think it's a coincidence considering that Jimmy was not only never opposed to chris' troonery but also actively went out of his way to defend him, however it has happened so many times that honestly I'm not sure anymore, that and he fact that he didn't bother to even use the they/them when refering to him after the sunnyv2 debacle. Tbh if he was indeed opposed to what chris is doing then this is probably the only way he could've let us know about it without completely destroying his reputation.

I think its because Jimmy doesn't believe his own bs like a lot of TRAs do.These are the same people that go "Trans women are women!" yet would refuse to date them because "I'm attracted to real women."You'd think that if any of them actually believed that then trannies wouldn't be complaining about how hard it is to get a date online.It also doesn't help that Jimmy knew Chris way before he trooned out and probably does have a hard time believing Chris actually believes he's a woman.

 

[Layton Mysteries]

He just made a video with (and is dead-obviously grooming) this kid. He made him move over to Beast HQ, North Carolina earlier this year (see first video on his channel).

He is already at he/they. With creepy Chris calling him a little twink I won't be surprised if he becomes some kind of non-binary femboy thing soon. Also while a 27 and a 19 year old hanging out isn't the weirdest, its certainly pretty weird when you factor in Chris' love for loli and general disgusting behaviour. Especially when the young guy says "I can't wait to see what your big boat looks like," and Chris says "Oh my boat, she's a vessel," in an obvious reference to his penis. Also, at the very end of the video, there is what sounds like a (real) woman laughing in the background, so I am curious if that is someone who is living with Chris now or what?

(Twitter | Archive)

Here is a quick photo collage.

You can really see how his tiny tube tits stick out less than his gunt in the right picture.

The bangs were a mistake Chris. They don't hide your male hairline, they just make it look like you are trying to hide full on male-pattern baldness.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

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The bangs were a mistake Chris. They don't hide your male hairline, they just make it look like you are trying to hide full on male-pattern baldness.

He's morphing into Lena Dunham. I hope to God he doesn't have a younger sister.

 

[hemmoroidlover55]

He coulnd't wait 18 years to groom his own son so the next best thing is a femboy youtuber and there is and endless supply of those

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

He made him move over to Beast HQ, North Carolina earlier this year (see first video on his channel).

Good lord Jimmy, what the fuck are you doing? This will be the undoing of Mr Beast when the inevitable sexual abuse allegations come out. Fucking gross to see Chris parade his fucktoy around.

 

[Bondrewddidnothingwrong]

The bangs were a mistake Chris. They don't hide your male hairline, they just make it look like you are trying to hide full on male-pattern baldness.

It is my official headcanon that it was this thread that got him self conscious about his MPB and convinced him to get the bangs.