FarmVille
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Joh is not leaving. Where the fuck would he even go? Under a bridge with Gin Gene? Y’all are 
Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags
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Grim Snark
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I wish Polissa would share what he did, I'm sure it's nothing but watching him try to defend himself would be great.
I'm aware I'm being optimistic, but humor me. If he does leave to become a true and honest Florida man, would he continue to be a Polissa orbiter? I'm most curious about how she'll try and explain it on TikTok, how will she paint herself as the victim? Will the cats be released into the wild by Joh as revenge??
What a great way to start a Wednesday.
I'm aware I'm being optimistic, but humor me. If he does leave to become a true and honest Florida man, would he continue to be a Polissa orbiter? I'm most curious about how she'll try and explain it on TikTok, how will she paint herself as the victim? Will the cats be released into the wild by Joh as revenge??
What a great way to start a Wednesday.
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Can't have been that bad if she didn't call the cops on him
But also I'm wondering if she didn't call the cops because the trailer would be condemned
Grim Snark
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I'd be shocked if they're still in the trailer. My money's on them living at grandma's house and the animals are living in the trailer. They've posted a few things that hint at this, but not enough to be certain.
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Joh realizing the polluted city-swamp air of Florida underpasses refreshes and rejuvenates him more than the cat piss and decay of their "country home" trailer ever did.
Not having to move pianos and fail at plumbing for a chance to beg for a taxpayer-funded Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl because Polissa wouldn't drive him to fuck up a shift at Jack's for his free shift meal.
Fly away and be free you scrawny diabetic bird! [he wont]
Not having to move pianos and fail at plumbing for a chance to beg for a taxpayer-funded Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl because Polissa wouldn't drive him to fuck up a shift at Jack's for his free shift meal.
Fly away and be free you scrawny diabetic bird! [he wont]
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James Jones needs to mind his business. Kiwi Farm content doesn't grow on trees, James.
This Four Seasons sounds amazing.
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Polissa is a “seasoned proffesional” according to a random graphic I’m sure she found on Pinterest. End of argument.
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By this logic my kids should get paid for art too? What is she even trying to say with this
And if you’re arguing about being a professional at literally anything, you should probably spell professional right.
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I guess Polissa didn’t read the fine print:
“Please note: This chart is based on the artist being full-time and supporting themselves solely on their art and is the author’s subjective opinion as to what constitutes the number of years invested for each category of artist.”
Polissa is painting part time at best, for sure closer to 4 hours a week that 40. If this went by actual paintings done rather than years, she would be on the low end of “emerging artist” at best. Also the person who made this table admits it’s subjective so “end of argument” this is not.
Maybe Josh’s mysterious slight against Polissa was saying that she needs to stop playing at being an artist and get an actual job?
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@Thebuckeyeguy86 please come back and spill the pissa tea
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You know what? I think Joh might leave her.
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Doing art for X amount of years does not necessarily track with improvement over that time. It should, but there are plenty of examples (on KF alone!) demonstrating otherwise.
Polissa is at "charging whatever people are willing to pay" tier.
Polissa is at "charging whatever people are willing to pay" tier.
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The audacity 
Being an artist requires being a businessperson. If you want your shit to sell you have to understand basic principles, like... if nobody is buying you have to improve the product or lower the price. What you think your work is worth doesn't mean shit, what people will pay for it does.
She spent too long on social media listening to artists who warn against undervaluing your work and thinks that applies to her crap, when the intended audience is competent people who actually get sales and freelance work in the first place. Not some fat retard selling shoddy, cheap paintings that will arrive coveted in cat hair and smelling like pee.
This is the reward that narcissists reap with their inflated egos... failure without the insight or self-awareness to learn from it, so they just sit around blaming everyone else for their failure. It's not that her paintings are bad and her prices are insane, everyone else is just too cheap to afford them!
Being an artist requires being a businessperson. If you want your shit to sell you have to understand basic principles, like... if nobody is buying you have to improve the product or lower the price. What you think your work is worth doesn't mean shit, what people will pay for it does.
She spent too long on social media listening to artists who warn against undervaluing your work and thinks that applies to her crap, when the intended audience is competent people who actually get sales and freelance work in the first place. Not some fat retard selling shoddy, cheap paintings that will arrive coveted in cat hair and smelling like pee.
This is the reward that narcissists reap with their inflated egos... failure without the insight or self-awareness to learn from it, so they just sit around blaming everyone else for their failure. It's not that her paintings are bad and her prices are insane, everyone else is just too cheap to afford them!
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"Help! Help! My wife won't take care of me!" - Joh Polissa Beach Cat, 2023.
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LOL I was about to point out what @On a Journey caught.
Pissa doesn't support herself on her 'art'. She supports herself on gubmint cheez in the form of her disability gimmes, as well as Joh!!!'s part time income. This chart doesn't apply to her at all. Or rather, it applies to her as well as it applies to the goblin in this household who's been scribbling on media for a fucking decade and therefore should also be counted as a 'seasoned professional' should the goblin choose to sell a piece of goblin-scribble to a relative.
Also, the chart originator's opinion is bullshit. Yes, don't undervalue your artwork. But also be realistic with your expectations as to what your artwork can sell for. Some of those prices are exorbitant to my unartistic, cheap-as-fuck self.
The actual artist in my locale who has published work before and sells freelance via people actually seeking out artwork from said artist on the regular has stated that it makes sense at the lower tier but the price hike as canvas size goes up is far too large. Said artist also lol'd at Pissa being a 'seasoned professional'. It is the artist's opinion that the years of experience are based on years of actual years successfully selling, as well as improvements in artwork/proficiency in art style rather than however long the producer's been smushing media together.
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It could also be cockroach droppings. I agree that this doesn't look like La Casa; it's far too clean. I don't think Polissa has ever owned anything that white. She seems like the kind of person who causes inanimate objects to acquire a film of grime simply by looking at them. Perhaps a few little friends travel with Polissa and Joh wherever they go.
Fun fact: cockroaches and their waste are highly allergenic and can cause asthma exacerbations. Given possible roaches, lack of running water, copious quantities of cat piss, and general fat fuck aroma, the air in La Casa might be enough evidence to persuade Science™ to reconsider the miasma theory of disease.
The decorative tildes ~ around ~ the chart title really add that something special which contributes to the air of authority of this document. I, for one, am convinced that this isn't just a stupid fantasy pulled out of the ass of some NEET who thinks that poorly drawn pornographic fanfiction inspired by cartoons intended for children is art. It also seems highly probable that True and Honest "known/collected" artists are paid by the square inch instead of based on, you know, oppressive COLONIALIST! metrics such as technical skill, medium used, or demand for his or her work. After all, aren't the most renowned and wealthy artists known for murals, or possibly gigantic sculptures? In fact, I challenge the reader to name a single *~*ArTiStE*~* who has EVER become rich or famous for painting some tiny-ass plebian canvas. Go big or go home, fuckers! Everyone who isn't a mouth-breathing philistine knows that every Christie's fine art auction begins with an official measurement ceremony.
If Polissa were really serious about making a living from her art, she'd use really big canvases. Amateur mistake.
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My mom, a great oil painter, who routinely underprices her work, much to the dismay of her fellow artist friends, is totally gonna see these paintings, and that chart, and a quick run down on her in general this weekend and I’ll report back.
I have even sold much better paintings for apparently way too cheap. BEACH CAT.
I have even sold much better paintings for apparently way too cheap. BEACH CAT.
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As always, with Polissa, she's not even aiming for a viable living as an artist. She's aiming for some sort of artist fantasy that doesn't exist in this century. Leaving aside her complete lack of skill, working artists, especially independent ones, build a following and sell prints and merch of their work. Capitalism. Scale. A hundred 20$ prints that fan can afford keep money coming in much more regularly that one sale of the original piece.
She has no following. No one anywhere, even us weirdos here, actually think her art is worth anything. It doesn't even have the sentimental appeal of a painting from a kid family member. You can charge whatever you want, but it won't change the fact that no one anywhere wants it.
Seriously, if Polissa wants to be an artist, she needs to pretend to be a backwoods retard from a dilapidated trailer in Nowhere, Alabama- and then only open her mouth to drool so people might buy her as "Outsider Art". Commit! Go full retard Polissa! It's for your career. Tell people you paint with your yeasty twat!
She has no following. No one anywhere, even us weirdos here, actually think her art is worth anything. It doesn't even have the sentimental appeal of a painting from a kid family member. You can charge whatever you want, but it won't change the fact that no one anywhere wants it.
Seriously, if Polissa wants to be an artist, she needs to pretend to be a backwoods retard from a dilapidated trailer in Nowhere, Alabama- and then only open her mouth to drool so people might buy her as "Outsider Art". Commit! Go full retard Polissa! It's for your career. Tell people you paint with your yeasty twat!
FarmVille
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If polissa keeps it up on those scary santa paintings i could absolutely see La Casa becoming an outsider artist road stop attraction.
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Hell House was definitely full of roaches. There was a reason why she relied so heavily on green screens while there. Can't see how La Casa didn't have them, or why she couldn't have tracked a couple into Grandma's house (which I am also convinced she's now squatting at). Could buy her just taking Dobby and Lurch with them (because favorite pet and cute baby animal) and leaving the rest of the cats and Salazar in La Casa.
There are other factors to account for, like traditional vs digital art. That chart was for traditional art, but I still wouldn't charge prints at those prices. Digital commissions are a whole other beast. Like others said, however, this is just one person's opinions on pricing, and they are very very subjective. Even then, Pissa is playing herself by charging as much as she does for her (lack) of skill.
Here's the other big thing- Polissa does not even produce art. Definitely not on the regular. All she's done so far this year is make space soyjacks and a scary Santa. Oh, and a boring landscape. That's a whopping three pieces of work almost ten months into the year. They're not complicated pieces, either. Her materials are also the cheapest acrylics and canvases from Michaels or Walmart. It's not like she's forking money for the good shit. And when she does post art, it's usually the same shit that she made two plus years ago!
She's not even using her art page to display art. She's been more focused on rehashing the same hummingbird PSA
and posting pictures she took from her phone (including a repost of the tree photo that I shared like, yesterday)
If she wants to post mediocre photography, fine. But I would expect y'know, art in an art portfolio. Seasoned proffesional, after all.