Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An automatic clown]

Except the stuff they bought. Or dug up. Or that is from the British islands.
It is a gigantic collection.
But Patrick is a retarded leftist, so he probably thought that was a really funny joke how they stole everything.

It wasn't a joke stlalker, sorry you're so stupid

I guarantee this never fucking happened.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It wasn't a joke stlalker, sorry you're so stupid
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I guarantee this never fucking happened.

Of course it did not.
It is not free because the crown didn't pay anything for the collection, it is free because all british museums are free. Not just the ones with brutally robbed artifacts, like piggy believes. The maintenance is paid by the taxpayer.

Also, how dare you doubt my shitty made-up story that is just a really stupid joke, stalker. You are going to prison for that.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

But Patrick is a retarded leftist, so he probably thought that was a really funny joke how they stole everything.

Patrick is a fat faggotist.

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Turning what, Patrick? Gay and fat? Like you?

Maybe next he can show off his baking, and then his knitting, before again reminding all his followers that he isn't wearing any underwear.

This is good pat tweet though. It's pretty gay, because what person has to tell everyone on the internet about their garden plants for validation, but because they're SUPER SPICY and have HARDCORE NAMES that (in his mind) puts enough of a thin veneer of reddit-tier hipness on it that it makes it an ok tweet that a cool guy would put out.

And "our" peppers? Nikki doesn't give a shit about your stupid fucking compensation peppers that you planted exclusively to brag to people about online you motherfucking dredge. You better hope that when she offs herself one of these days she doesn't do the right thing and make it a murder suicide.

 

[cerulean hydra]

I like to imagine Pat started growing death peppers in order to have an explanation for why his face is constantly red.

"No stalker, my face is not red because I'm a fat alcoholic. My face is red because I ate a dozen carolina reaper peppers after fucking your mom."

 

[AnOminous]

Turning what, Patrick? Gay and fat? Like you?

I hate this faggot so goddamn fucking much.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

No wonder this faggot hates Norm, he can't be funny to save his life; and that is actually the bones (dug up in egypt) of a funny joke, but the delivery was absolute shit.

In honor of Pat here's a copypasta good joke:

After just being convicted, a guy is sentenced to prison. On his
first day there he hangs around with his cellmate who promises to show
him the ropes. At meal time they both pick up a tray of food and find a
place to sit. Shortly thereafter, some guy in the dining hall stands up
and yells "NUMBER 34!". Suddenly the entire place goes into an uproar.
Some guys are laughing and clapping and others are rolling around on the
floor. Not long after another guy stands up and yells "NUMBER 5!".
Again, the place goes into an uproar.
The new inmate is puzzled by all this and asks his friend what was going on.

"Well", said the friend, "since we are cut off from society, we rarely
get to hear any new jokes. Since we've all heard them so many times, we
have them all numbered. So, if someone wants to tell a joke they just
shout out the number rather than repeat the entire joke since we've all
heard them before".

The new inmate ponders this for a moment and decides it is probably a
good system.

Anyway, all through lunch this continues, people shouting out numbers
followed by fits of laughter. Finally, the new inmate decides that this
may be a good way to make friends with everyone at the prison so he
stands up and yells "NUMBER 12". To his surprise and shock, no one
laughs. In fact, the place remains dead quiet. Slowly he sits back down
wondering about what has just happened. He turns to his friend and asks
why no one laughed.

The friend replies: "Well, I guess some people can tell a joke and some
can't".

 

[Bone Santa]

I guarantee this never fucking happened.

Britain has it's fair share of self loathing leftists, so the story isn't completely retarded.
That is, until you remember the British Museum is massive, with tens of thousands of visitors a day. The staff aren't going to whip up some witty quip for every stalker child that walks through the doors.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Of course it did not.
It is not free because the crown didn't pay anything for the collection, it is free because all british museums are free. Not just the ones with brutally robbed artifacts, like piggy believes. The maintenance is paid by the taxpayer.

Also, how dare you doubt my shitty made-up story that is just a really stupid joke, stalker. You are going to prison for that.

>government services are free

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It is not free because the crown didn't pay anything for the collection, it is free because all british museums are free.

Even this doesn’t capture how stupid he is. Let’s be generous and assume every single item on display was stolen. It still costs money to build and maintain a museum, pay the staff, provide security, etc. None of that shit is free. The cost is merely passed off to the British taxpayers, like black, single trans moms who can barely make ends meet but are stuck with the bill for these fat, freeloading cunts to enjoy British museums.

A decent person would feel some shame over this. Not Pat!

On a less disgusting note, anyone who’s seen the People’s Court episode featuring Pat’s soul brother Joseph Cumia will remember the swarthy fellow with animated facial expressions who stole the show that day. So imagine my delight when I spotted the same gentleman in Judge Judy’s court while watching some newly uploaded clips (starting here).





I often wonder if this dude realizes how much laughter he’s brought to many thousands of stalker children, many thousands of times. I guess we’ll never know.

 

[Lady Crow]

After that insane exchange, I really have to wonder what will happen if you got pat with the old "I know you are, but what am I?"

You can't triple stamp a double stamp!

 

[Procrastinhater]

It's impossible to understand the thought processes of this mental retard. Most lying liars who lie if they were lying about a lifeguard job would lie about saving people. Instead, he literally boasts about people dying on his watch because he was such a completely fat failure that he was completely incapable of saving anyone.

I guess at least he tried to make it realistic.
No ones gonna believe Fat saving people like Hasslehoff on Baywatch.
I could maybe believe Fat fucking it up by blundering the CPR like Hasslehoff trying to eat a burger...

 

[teriyakiburns]

I think Pat could be some sort of project made by a future demoniac AI who travelled back in time and its creating itself right now throught the actions of a demented fat man who in his last straw will infect the internet with his deranged consciousness and help bring forth some kind of Virtual Anti-christ

Porkos basilisk?

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

On a less disgusting note, anyone who’s seen the People’s Court episode featuring Pat’s soul brother Joseph Cumia will remember the swarthy fellow with animated facial expressions who stole the show that day. So imagine my delight when I spotted the same gentleman in Judge Judy’s court while watching some newly uploaded clips (starting here).

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I often wonder if this dude realizes how much laughter he’s brought to many thousands of stalker children, many thousands of times. I guess we’ll never know.

 

[Maude Snew]

Turning what, Patrick? Gay and fat? Like you?

I'm assuming that those are store bought again like last year where the brand new store label was still visible.

Why the extreme closeup though? It's hard to judge the size of those plants but they seem to be tiny and somewhat light on fruit.

Kind of mad to have anything in common with someone so fat and also still disgusted that he made fucking chili jam with his last harvest. Who does that?

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

It just occurred to me that what Pat does all day is similar to the job of the lowest kind of social media customer service drone, who must copy and paste the same dumb, useless replies in response to each and every contact, no matter how annoying, stupid or trolling it is.
All day. Every day. Even at weekends.

Why would you willingly do that, without pay, for no reason at all? What did this mfer do in a previous life to deserve this hell?

At least drones like those or even Brooklyn Dad have the excuse of getting paid to copy/paste the same company or Biden shit every day.

When a heroin junkie willingly inserts a dirty needle into their already blown vein, most people look at it and think, "Why the fuck would you do that? I can barely stand getting flu shots!' When Patrick sits and posts the same Xeets for 24 hours a day on the fart couch, most people see it and think, "Why the hell does he do this? I don't even use Facebook!"

The answer is simple and the same for both: addiction. The brain chemistry has been altered in one that already wasn't fully normal to begin with. And a key but often forgotten component of addiction is addiction to the ritual or routine rather than the substance itself. The physical and mental motions of Xeeting and responding to texts subconsciously bring a comfort to Patrick, a sense of what is now normalcy. If you suddenly locked Patrick in a rehab facility where he did not have access to a phone or social media, he would probably fully snap.

 

[RussianParasite]

Kind of mad to have anything in common with someone so fat and also still disgusted that he made fucking chili jam with his last harvest. Who does that?

Did you literally salt the earth in your yard? If the answer is no then congratulations you still have nothing in common with Patrick.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Did you literally salt the earth in your yard? If the answer is no then congratulations you still have nothing in common with Patrick.

Lmao.

Hortus delenda est

~Patricius Tomolus Puerum Crassus

 

[Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd]

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[AirdropShitposts]

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And then everyone stood up and clapped. And they were all clones of Albert Einstein.

Aside from the fact that even if it were stolen (not a free task itself) it would still not be free to host and display, there are free museums in the United States.

The Milwaukee Public Museum is free on the first Thursday of every month: https://www.mpm.edu/programs/kohls-thank-you-thursday

I was going to keep going for the rest of the museums on a list of 50 Milwaukee Area museums when the Milwaukee Art Museum childed me:

Anyway, here's a list of 2023 Museum Day discounts and free if you're swinging by Hooli's: https://www.milwaukeemag.com/every-discount-at-museum-days-2023/
And some more free ones including DINOSAUR DISCOVERY MUSEUM which I'm sure Rick would love: https://www.mkewithkids.com/post/free-milwaukee-museums/

 

[Maude Snew]

Did you literally salt the earth in your yard? If the answer is no then congratulations you still have nothing in common with Patrick.

I just mean because I also grow some of those peppers. I myself am very well aware that salting the earth is a bad thing and when I started out I informed myself about dealing with pests and good fertilizers and I found out that just planting garlic alongside your other plants keeps most pests away and for slugs there's this Iron compound they sell at plant stores that takes very good care of them and is non toxic. I also looked into helping seeds sprout and there's various things that get recommended, there's an Indian study that recommends diluted cow urine but it's from India so that's no surprise, other recommend a Salpeter solution. For fertilizer you apparently want a 7 3 10 N-P-K fertilizer or something close to it, closest being fertilizers for tomato plants that you can get pretty much anywhere. I also learned some lessons about staking and plant stability. Yes I know, it's really fucking autistic but gardening is great fun if you put in a bit of effort and also very rewarding.

What Rick did fatly:


Edit: Also he's only now getting ripe ones? Growth season is almost over, I've been harvesting for two months steadily on average, some for even longer.