Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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What the fuck are his sores?


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I still cannot believe BMJ has gotten into Keno. Though I shouldn't be surprised he'd choose the table game with the literal worst odds -- on par with slots for how much edge the house has up on you.

Here's some resources from the Wizard of Odds regarding Keno:

Notably, the house edge for virtually all forms of Keno are near or above 10%, which is atrociously bad when you consider perfectly played blackjack has a house edge of about 0.5%

I like rolling dice, so If I want to have fun, I play craps. Preferably at a table with a very low minimum bet (ideally $5 or less). When played optimally, craps has a variable house edge. A simple pass line bet with no odds has a house edge of about 1.5%. A simple don't pass line bet has a house edge of about 1.4%. However, you can reduce the house edge to about 0.4% if you take or lay odds. However this comes at greater risk, since the reduction in house edge is directly proportional to the greater the multiplier of odds you're allowed to take. This is because betting on odds pays at true value rather than casino value. Some casinos only let you take/lay 2x your initial bet, others will let you take upwards of 10x. The higher the multiplier, the greater the reduction. It all depends on the casino's rules for the tables and how comfortable you are with risk.
That being said, the game with the best odds in the casino that you can play at-will is anything PVP, usually Texas Hold'em. Since you're not playing against the house, there is no house edge. The only rub is the house takes a rake so as not to lose money hosting the tables.
But in my opinion the absolute best bang for your buck is to enter a Texas Hold'em tournament with zero to one re-buys. You pay a flat fee to enter the tournament and are given certain amount of chips. If re-buys are allowed, you can pay an additional fee when you're felted that grants another certain amount of chips. If you get felted again, you're out. If you made it far enough, you'll win prize money.

It's important to remember when gambling that you can win in the short run if you're smart about leaving while you're ahead. But in the long run, the house always wins.
 
another meltdown in discord again

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Meltdown continues. He's upset once again that no one is helping him. Last time he's doing a giveaway guys!

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And another Discord stream that just ended. Missed the beginning because I literally left my desk for three whole minutes. You can't make this shit up.

One of his viewers, with the based Terry Davis approved username, Fedfucker was in his stream, funny clip:


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Is there any indication that Austin believes in some sort of supernatural aspect to luck, the way that some habitual gamblers seem to? Or did he just think that being sponsored would mean that he would end up with a net profit if he played long enough?
He isn't necessarily religious but whenever he wants to win he becomes polite, asks the lord for help and uses sir and please a lot.
 
His entire 5 minute long Discord stream that just happened where he got felted out of 15 bucks (missed the beginning as he started gambling straight away) with another ragequit:

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I appreciate the discord bud detailing his “lawsuit” against neighbors in his HUDhood, who’s he’s definitely suing for his new robotic knee since he has her on his Ring door cam agreeing to pay for it. Lol

White trash lawsuit scammers get so pissed when they get injured by someone as poor as them. Needed a rich kid whose parents had home owner’s insurance to get that robo-knee check. The HUD neighbors might be able to get you a second hand skateboard to put that injured leg on.

Too bad BMJ rage quit, that guy was deffo going to middle man a gold deal and get BMJ a juicer in just a few more minutes.
 
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alternate timeline good ending: he actually managed to stay clean, go to school, get a decent job, and move out of his parents' house after his stint in jail; this is him greeting his dog when he visits his fam for the weekend
 
Bossman discord had a wild ride today.

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After this point chat walks him off the edge enough to play some CS.

 
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