Off-Topic Pooners of Grindr - "Doods" with "bonus holes" on the dick and balls app

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

After the spin-off thread was featured both on-site and on MatI, I return with another helping of dooooods. Again, just profile pic thumbnails because I'm not shelling out big bucks to look more in depth at these big does.

First Category: Not Even Trying
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Spoiler: booba

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Second Category: FAT
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Third Category: Nice Pube Beard, King
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Fourth Category: Zipper Tits
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Bonus
Unfunny pussy joke:
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Unfunny biohazard joke
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Honestly, its like the further you go down (lol) the lower their hygiene likely is.

 

[PandaChai]

Rewatched the relavent segment of MatI and just realised I got assigned female by Null

 

[SwanSwanson]

Man if only there was a subset of men attracted to ftms and didn't require you to go through these humiliating disfigurements. What a shame

 

[Orange Rhymer]

That's a man.

How dare you.

Gorlock is beyond such labels.

 

[Niggolash]

This is just my straight up autism (brain damage, same difference) talking but puppy boi's hair looks SO SOFT! I'm jealous and want to touch it.

I like the hair, but it's a shame it's attached to a mentally-unwell. Another thing that makes no sense to me is, if you're gifted with such an androgynous face AND you want to be read as more masculine, why make things harder for yourself by choosing the girliest hairstyle possible? Do pooners really think that real life works like anime?

 

[PandaChai]

It's down to bones now, with myself only being around in the early morning hours, so here are probably the last I can share until a new crop of mentally ill young women spring up.

Standard fare

Lastly, no ab photos, 0/10.

For you


And lastly, five characters to strike fear into the heart of any man, except perhaps our own dear Jimi.
(were unfortunately offline by the time I saw the name in the screenshot)

 

[AMHOLIO]

For you

Thanks, I feel so special and seen.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

It's wild to me that any heterosexual man would seriously consider trawling for pooners on grindr. AT BEST you're getting bottom of the barrel pussy with a slew of mental disorders and more than likely riddled with disease. If you're halfway normal looking and can hold a conversation, you can fuck random women who agree they're women on literally any of the other dating apps. You're selling yourself short, kings.

 

[Procrastinhater]

AT BEST you're getting bottom of the barrel pussy with a slew of mental disorders and more than likely riddled with disease.

Also risking being confronted with a fucking disgusting testosterone engorged Hyena clit that smells like an Islamic mixture of necrotic flesh, burnt rubber and fermented herring and being forced to suck the manly doods "t dick" when the psycho Pooner pulls a knife on you.

 

[419]

NGL, if you’re bi and want easy pussy

Speak for yourself; I don't particularly like grotesque facsimiles of either men or women.

EDIT: That includes the BPD-addled pre-pooners you've been chasing after.

 

[Pomniman]

I wish all the little gaybois would read the compilation of quotes that the Salo forum compiled from the doctors writing about the early days of the AIDS crisis and have a long hard think about if they really want to be a part of that culture. One doctor shocked to find that not a single one of the 500 patients in his study are monogamous, others needing to be educated about the finer points of fisting, one doctor being shocked that his terminal patient is anxious to finish up the exam so he can make it to the baths on time. Fascinating stuff.

I don't think it'd help. There's been a massive push to normalize HIV over the past decade or so to the point where a lot of fags and wannabe fags like pooners have been convinced that it's no worse than catching a cold. The sheer amount of taxpayer-funded brainwashing that went into creating and maintaining modern alphabet soup culture makes these kinds of outreach efforts to them a waste of time in 99% of cases.

 

[Otterly]

I think we should have an "ethics of porking a pooner" thread because there is an interesting discussion to have about it. The reactions some people are having to what Jimi is saying sprout from the same reason why the discussion in the pooner thread is so much more lighthearted than the discussion around MTFs. Because some see them as vulnerable little girls rather than grown women.

One thing that’s noticeable in the SRS thread is that almost everyone who reads (me included) it starts off with the opinion that these girls re sad and damaged and worthy of sympathy and then 300 pages of lunacy later they all changed their mind. The pooners are just as mad and sex and fetish obsessed as the men are. They groom other girls into it. They are mean.

 

[Poonocchio]

One thing that’s noticeable in the SRS thread is that almost everyone who reads (me included) it starts off with the opinion that these girls re sad and damaged and worthy of sympathy and then 300 pages of lunacy later they all changed their mind. The pooners are just as mad and sex and fetish obsessed as the men are. They groom other girls into it. They are mean.

Yup. However, I do find Pooners more amusing and pathetic than their male counterparts a lot of the time. They're generally easier to laugh at, especially with how hard they try to come across as masculine, and rotdogs are the pinnacle of SRS butchery. The Poonart has really helped with that too though, I think. Troons pretty much 100% of the time disgust me and/or make me enraged.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

the SRS thread

I am fairly desensitized, being a war veteran and all, but I cannot bare myself to open that cursed thread

 

[Poonocchio]

I am fairly desensitized, being a war veteran and all, but I cannot bare myself to open that cursed thread

Do it, faggot! But seriously, there's some really interesting stuff in there, also some really horrifying shit, also some hilarious. It's a real rollercoaster thread. You not interested in the one we called Elephant Dick? No? Maybe I can tempt you with Blowfly Girl with the pest infested rotdog?

 

[OnASpree]

It's wild to me that any heterosexual man would seriously consider trawling for pooners on grindr. AT BEST you're getting bottom of the barrel pussy with a slew of mental disorders and more than likely riddled with disease. If you're halfway normal looking and can hold a conversation, you can fuck random women who agree they're women on literally any of the other dating apps. You're selling yourself short, kings.

Knew a couple guys that do this shit. One of them was just max level desperate. The other is just gay and refuses to admit it to himself. Now the second dude lives with a pooner with a piss-guzzling fetish. Both are miserable.
I know what no pussy does to a man, but what pooner pussy does is far, far worse.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

It's a brilliant life hack.
But these women are bat-shit.
More or less than 'normal' women?
-First we need a control group.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

One thing that’s noticeable in the SRS thread is that almost everyone who reads (me included) it starts off with the opinion that these girls re sad and damaged and worthy of sympathy and then 300 pages of lunacy later they all changed their mind. The pooners are just as mad and sex and fetish obsessed as the men are. They groom other girls into it. They are mean.

Pooners are way more interesting imo, but that's probably because I'm a man, and the mental disorders of women are as foreign to me as china. I still pity the pooners, but unlike a lot of the posters here I don't have a vitriolic hate for troons, and pity them as well. All of these people are just victims of the modern world, who unironically need Jesus.

 

[Mayor Cody Travers]

@Otterly and @Littlest Pooner sum up pooners for me as well. A lot of them are little rat bastards (bitches?) who deserve a smack, but their lack of physical ability and obsession with UwU gayfeels instead of sex-chasing (outside any horndog-addled obsession T gives them) renders them ultimately harmless to others outside persuasion and bullying… and frankly by that point a ton of them can’t do that worth jackshit. I even agree with @Kujo Jotaro I have some pity for some male troons here and there who are probably more on the lonely/desperate side, though they are vastly outnumbered by the AGPs and horndogs.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

@Otterly and @Littlest Pooner sum up pooners for me as well. A lot of them are little rat bastards (bitches?) who deserve a smack, but their lack of physical ability and obsession with UwU gayfeels instead of sex-chasing (outside any horndog-addled obsession T gives them) renders them ultimately harmless to others outside persuasion and bullying… and frankly by that point a ton of them can’t do that worth jackshit. I even agree with @Kujo Jotaro I have some pity for some male troons here and there who are probably more on the lonely/desperate side, though they are vastly outnumbered by the AGPs and horndogs.

Most people seem to underestimate the depths they could fall to given the right environment or stimuli; everyone is capable of the most horrendous acts you can imagine, when you realize that you can start to pity people who make horrible decisions.