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That's a part of getting ready to be homeless that nobody talks about: buying new office furniture.
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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Yeah, he claims people in the past clicked the "purchased from somewhere else" button to make Lou think he was getting shinies. Although since we know Lou has an account here and someone brought up that as something people can do, I wouldn't put it past Lou to have done it himself to drum up extra pity and more grifting power.
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I wouldn't buy Lou anything if you had a .44 magnum pointed at my nuts. Clearly he can grift his own birthday if he really wants
That's the funniest thing, barring that apparently he's secure enough to buy a new chair, he's so fat he's burnt one out. He needs to go to a junk yard and rip a bucket seat out of a car if he's getting that fat
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He must be massive. I have a shitty office chair from Office Depot and it has a tag on it saying it supports up to 400 pounds of fatass.
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The grifting bastard doesn't "need" a new chair he "wants" a new chair. I'm getting grift deja vu. Was it this year he got the chair?
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This either means he's lying or about to turn up on my 600 pound life, holy fuck
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He had a wooden one back in March, he must have gotten a hydraulic one since, which he is now claiming to have broken. Or he's just juicing the birthday begging.
What kind of man asks for a $15 design-your-own tumbler with cartoon stickers and a $16 comic book for their 40th birthday? His "wants" are just bizarre.
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A 40 year-old manchild that has never been required to grow up.
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A $15 tumbler he will ruin immediately because that shit is hand wash only
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Chromebook update, possible new e-beg campaign for laptop, depression
Chromebook update, possible new e-beg campaign for laptop, depression
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I'm gonna press X to doubt on Lou giving anyone anything. We just need to wait until he next decides to take a picture of his room and post it for pity begs to confirm. And motherfucker is NOT starving. In fact, Lou could afford to not eat for like a week. We know he'd get all his calories through pepsi and ketchup anyways.
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Lou's really getting greedy. His begging used to last him the full month, then he'd start his beg-a-thon a week early, now he's claiming by mid-month he's going hungry. Anyone giving this vile loser anything is retarded.
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Two likely reasons for the chair beg:
- He doesn't need a chair, he just feels that need to beg. Lou racks his brain, then looks around the room. "Hmm, there's my bare, grease-stained mattress. Nothing needed there. Bottle of bed ketchup, desk, bottle of desk ketchup, everything's fine here. How about--chair! That's it, I'll say it's my chair this time."
- He does need a chair. Just like the computers and tablets, Lou constitutionally cannot save money for a desk chair that suits his
assneeds, so he's buying the cheapest or second-cheapest desk chair they have on the shelf at Walmart. $30 or $60, rated 250 or 275 pounds respectively.
Stores that sell quality office chairs to professional offices rate the chairs by weight, planned use, and hours per day. Lou's chairs age in dog years.
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Always got a handy friend in need to take those pesky electronics off you when you need an upgrade, right Lou? How many do "they" have now?Chromebook update, possible new e-beg campaign for laptop, depression
$25 could get you at least two weeks worth of (great value or similar) canned soup. A jar of shit pasta sauce is 99 cents. A pound of pasta in 99 cents. Has this fatass never heard of top ramen? That potential $25 is gonna go to wings and sodypop and you know it. He'd sooner buy furry smut instead of necessities because he wanted the smut more at that particular instance. He could have budgeted well enough to buy food for an entire month but blow it all on pizza because he simply wanted it. I hate people who not only don't understand the value of money, but also can't even stretch what they do have. It's up there as one of the worst traits you can have.
Oh man I hope he gets it too. It'll probably live in his room though. If the Shield ever saw it, he'd bully Lou hard.
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Well we know he doesn't have any IRL friends, cause he's said as much. And it isn't an online friend because Lou never ships anything. Even when he pretended to sell electronics he always made it local only and pickup at his shithole.
2/10 grift.
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Hours per day. My gosh. Powersitting is a thing. Lou might as well just find a old recliner on Craigslist, that's about the only thing that won't die in half a year
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You know you're at a store that's serious about office chairs when they have them divided between "task chairs," "desk chairs," and "office chairs."
Even midrange places like Office Depot differentiate:
One of the greatest tragedies of Lou is that he's allergic to second-hand. If you have champagne tastes and a beer budget, buying quality used items is going be a lot better than buying brand-new. He has all the time in the world to find a recliner, a wooden "judge's chair," a comfy club chair. Lou wouldn't have to become some high-effort furniture restorer, just clean and oil the fittings.
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I just love the clown logic if you actually believe this grift.
Louis has "gifted" up to 20 electronics at this point, so either:
- He has given a few friends multiples of a type of electronic even though only Louis is brainless enough to cycle through electronics on a monthly basis.
- Or he has given 20 friends one electronic a piece even though the average person has maybe 5 non-familial friends at the absolute maximum who they would give such expensive presents to.
Both assume all of the following:
1: He has befriended people despite his historically detestable personality.
2: He has organized these transactions behind the prying eyes of Kiwi Farms and the countless people he's crossed because Louis doesn't have any IRL friends.
3: He has gotten close enough to these people for them to dox themselves for a free electronic or for Louis to feel comfortable to dox himself for no personal benefit when he's actively paranoid about the scary Kiwi Farms gangstalkers.
4: Louis has never mentioned these people he's such close friends with by name when he will namedrop the people he actually speaks to unprompted even if they don't like him.
5: He will give away these electronics for free despite the fact that he has historically resold his electronics for the same price he bought them for or even higher.
6: Louis apparently desperately needs these new electronic despite the fact he gave the same thing away a minute earlier each time.
7: He has no evidence providing he's done this despite him constantly posting his PayPal to prove he has no money after spending $50 on junk food or sharing a photo of his bus ticket when he rides it to the nearest ketchup emporium.
8: Louis decides to never mention he plans to do this, only bringing it up when he's begging for a replacement afterwards.
9: Louis needs these electronics for writing when he doesn't produce work on a regular schedule (or barely in general), has no demand for his work, and somehow cannot use what he currently is using to write begposts in order to write in general.
10: Louis doesn't realize these clear contradictions every time or has decided not to address them despite his 140 IQ.
I've said this before, but if you give Louis your money because you believe him, I'm all for it, because you're so much dumber than Louis on such an unfathomably dangerous level that your money is so much safer in the hands of literally anyone else.
Louis has "gifted" up to 20 electronics at this point, so either:
- He has given a few friends multiples of a type of electronic even though only Louis is brainless enough to cycle through electronics on a monthly basis.
- Or he has given 20 friends one electronic a piece even though the average person has maybe 5 non-familial friends at the absolute maximum who they would give such expensive presents to.
Both assume all of the following:
1: He has befriended people despite his historically detestable personality.
2: He has organized these transactions behind the prying eyes of Kiwi Farms and the countless people he's crossed because Louis doesn't have any IRL friends.
3: He has gotten close enough to these people for them to dox themselves for a free electronic or for Louis to feel comfortable to dox himself for no personal benefit when he's actively paranoid about the scary Kiwi Farms gangstalkers.
4: Louis has never mentioned these people he's such close friends with by name when he will namedrop the people he actually speaks to unprompted even if they don't like him.
5: He will give away these electronics for free despite the fact that he has historically resold his electronics for the same price he bought them for or even higher.
6: Louis apparently desperately needs these new electronic despite the fact he gave the same thing away a minute earlier each time.
7: He has no evidence providing he's done this despite him constantly posting his PayPal to prove he has no money after spending $50 on junk food or sharing a photo of his bus ticket when he rides it to the nearest ketchup emporium.
8: Louis decides to never mention he plans to do this, only bringing it up when he's begging for a replacement afterwards.
9: Louis needs these electronics for writing when he doesn't produce work on a regular schedule (or barely in general), has no demand for his work, and somehow cannot use what he currently is using to write begposts in order to write in general.
10: Louis doesn't realize these clear contradictions every time or has decided not to address them despite his 140 IQ.
I've said this before, but if you give Louis your money because you believe him, I'm all for it, because you're so much dumber than Louis on such an unfathomably dangerous level that your money is so much safer in the hands of literally anyone else.
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He's so removed from humanity he doesn't understand how humans work. Yes, in old tales we hear of people who sacrifice themselves for others, and those people do exist. But giving away the "only laptop" you have to your friend, when you have no means to replace it and you need it is not noble. It's stupid. I'm always reminded of airplanes where they tell you to put your mask on first.
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I do want to point out that Lou only writes one story for every... Three devices? And I am using the term "Writes" very loosely since it's always a "Lou transforms into some transgender hyper-buff pregnant tigerwoman because he trolled some pregnancy goddess over AIM Group Chat" type fetish story.
A Couple FA updates:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10689673 / https://archive.ph/t9qRr
Another namechange on FA. Should note that Lou finally deactivated his AceKat FA account though it is in the midst of the "Admins are going to deactivate it when they get to it" phase.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53182199/ / https://archive.ph/tCNvd archive
I forget if I posted this before but this story is merely a preview involving a fat fuck named Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (DON'T USE THAT NAME! It's Lou's deadname.) who gets transformed into a hermaphrodite horse, which is funny considering that Denise is known as the Greensburg Horsefucker. Also how the fuck does Lou still think that "Cuntboy" refers to hermaphrodite women with dicks instead of the term "Dickgirl"? I would joke about giving Lou props for using the term Intersex which I do believe furries have been leaning towards for the past while now but Lou decides it's a good idea to use what the furries call a Fetish Term not even a full sentence later.
A Couple FA updates:
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/10689673 / https://archive.ph/t9qRr
Another namechange on FA. Should note that Lou finally deactivated his AceKat FA account though it is in the midst of the "Admins are going to deactivate it when they get to it" phase.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/53182199/ / https://archive.ph/tCNvd archive
I forget if I posted this before but this story is merely a preview involving a fat fuck named Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (DON'T USE THAT NAME! It's Lou's deadname.) who gets transformed into a hermaphrodite horse, which is funny considering that Denise is known as the Greensburg Horsefucker. Also how the fuck does Lou still think that "Cuntboy" refers to hermaphrodite women with dicks instead of the term "Dickgirl"? I would joke about giving Lou props for using the term Intersex which I do believe furries have been leaning towards for the past while now but Lou decides it's a good idea to use what the furries call a Fetish Term not even a full sentence later.