Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 94 26.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 57 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 137 38.6%

  • Total voters
    355
He can’t be worse at it than Sargon was. But politician Nick would also be significantly less funny than big boy in a suit Sargon
I'd so much rather have Sargon than Nick. I mean neither are good candidates but one of them put at least some effort into it, the other one can't even sit his ass down in front of a camera three times a week, and if he does decide to humble and shows up to his fucking job he put no work at all into the show.
 
OK, about this one.
I was shocked at first, but then I remembered that Masterson was accusing July that he was telling people to "pull up" where he lives for a confrontation. So it's probably a reference to that.
I think. It's still an amazing coincidence, so many memes. :biggrin:
Yeah I realized a few minutes after I made that edit, but after a rant about Nick it was just so perfect. I'm still listening and he's shouted "PULL UP" into the mic like 4-5 more times, this shit is too funny.
 
I'd so much rather have Sargon than Nick. I mean neither are good candidates but one of them put at least some effort into it, the other one can't even sit his ass down in front of a camera three times a week, and if he does decide to humble and shows up to his fucking job he put no work at all into the show.
Sargon was too serious, if anything. I don't think Nick takes much besides gaslighting his close associates very seriously
 
Null's reaction to recent developments regarding Drexel (clipped from 1:36:45 of Tuesday's MATI)
I wasn't around for the stream so I didn't know till now that all the fucking attachments broke. Dude I'm so fucking felted, I think it's too old for me to edit at this point and I won't even be home for an hour or so to fix it if I could. I'll try to remember to re-upload them to a post later to make sure there's a local copy for the future.

Eric's going hard at Nick, this is hilarious. :story:
Edit: "Use code PULLUP over at rippaverse.com and get cover C for just $5." LMAO HOLY SHIT
This is the funniest fucking coincidence possible. There's the slightest chance that he knew and set it to PullUp just for Nick, but there's enough wiggle room for it to be more a jab at Juju. Either way Eric is obviously a much better grifter than either of those faggots have ever been.
 
Nick educating the world on how to gracefully handle mean/bait superchats.
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You forget this already, wet brain? You sperging out like this is a regular occurrence.
 
How many faggy faces will Rekieta make in response this time?
Those are Nick’s “Fuckfaces”, he clearly gets off on being degraded and humiliated as the duplicitous money grubbing whore he is. Behold the broken husk feverishly malding while he works the shaft for just a few more shekels.
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Sargon was too serious, if anything. I don't think Nick takes much besides gaslighting his close associates very seriously
looking back on sargon and his political run -- mother of god, cringe fucking overload. the late 20-teens was FUCKING WILD. in all directions. holy shit what a clusterfuck and we kind of just pretend like it didn't happen and really only acknowledge some of the random pieces of debris leftover from the fallout.

i think there's a compilation of sargon and his political aspirations thanks to metokur monitoring him to farm it. i don't know how half of people on twitter aren't completely run off the platform every single day of their lives for the rest of time. the nerve of these absolute fucking assholes to ever think to speak to an audience again. what a bunch of faggots that came from that era and they should all be mercilessly mocked every second of the day.
 

“It was down for me” just like your wife, huh?

looking back on sargon and his political run -- mother of god, cringe fucking overload. the late 20-teens was FUCKING WILD. in all directions. holy shit what a clusterfuck and we kind of just pretend like it didn't happen and really only acknowledge some of the random pieces of debris leftover from the fallout.

i think there's a compilation of sargon and his political aspirations thanks to metokur monitoring him to farm it. i don't know how half of people on twitter aren't completely run off the platform every single day of their lives for the rest of time. the nerve of these absolute fucking assholes to ever think to speak to an audience again. what a bunch of faggots that came from that era and they should all be mercilessly mocked every second of the day.

The only impressive part of Sargon’s political disaster was that he managed to retain an audience after quite literally destroying the UKIP party as a result of him being such an utter embarrassment.
He did give us some amazing quotes like “I’m literally doing Pan European Politics” and “I’ll be wearing a suit. I bet Jim doesn’t even own a suit.”
And who can forget the permaclassic “I wouldn’t even rape you”

Speaking of Sargon, mildly off topic but I remember forever ago before the 2016 election he made a video saying something like “when are you all gonna grow up and elect Bernie Sanders like you all know you should?”

That was the moment I stopped paying any attention to him, and I’ve never seen that clip brought up or mentioned by anyone
 
Nick, you’ve sided with Dax from the very beginning with this shit, despite the fact he was very clearly trying to ruin someone’s business and laughing about it. Don’t try and cry about Eric being mean to you after you clearly went against him from the very beginning because Dax gets you money.
 
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This is the funniest fucking coincidence possible. There's the slightest chance that he knew and set it to PullUp just for Nick, but there's enough wiggle room for it to be more a jab at Juju. Either way Eric is obviously a much better grifter than either of those faggots have ever been.
Eric July has shown himself to be a very skilled grifter.

I have a feeling he chose that deliberately as something he knew would set Rekieta off but where he had plausible deniability about it. Rekieta's flipping out on Twitter now, mission accomplished.

Can't listen to the Eric July video right now. Does anyone know what Nick is talking about here? Is it possible it's the PULLUP code thing? I do believe that Nick's brain has been damaged enough to get triggered by it.
I have no idea what he's talking about because all he really said was call him out on the fake neutrality thing which he basically already did before. I think he might be pissed about the code. :story:
 
Can't listen to the Eric July video right now. Does anyone know what Nick is talking about here? Is it possible it's the PULLUP code thing? I do believe that Nick's brain has been damaged enough to get triggered by it.
Rekieta's cope is that he never cuts ties with people, it's always others cutting ties with him.
He considers July's rant an official breakup.
The loyalty thing is him making fun of July for saying that in the past.

At least Riley will be getting the electric chair with Rekieta representing him.
 
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40 tweets by Nick within the last hour and a half. Guess he is trying to escape his kids atm as he did during their bible vacation.
It's strange. If he has to be up in the morning to drive around and then crash on the bed right after at noon while his kids are still up, one would assume that from 6pm to 11pm would be for family time, if he has no arrangements to appear as a guest on other streams.

Yet he wastes it on twitter. So busy.
 
Only $5? What a steal!





 
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