The Young Turks / Secular Talk / Cenk Uygur, Anna Kasparian & Friends - News show hosted by a fat genocide-denier & cast of assorted fun characters.

[Nigger Stripes]

I will burn this motherfucker down before a Muslim born in Constantinople is allowed to become President

 

[BikeLock]

Being a natural born Turkroach means that he legally can't run for President.

Womp Womp

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Get ready for Cenk trying to enter democrat politics round 2 presidential edition:

Remember the 2020 election, and how it seemed there was a clown car of candidates until Biden was selected to go against Orange Man?

I imagine it could go the same way again.

 

[Frank(en) Castle]

This is the first thing I though of when I saw the feature. Imagine if this was any other person running.
SNIP

WTF, I love Ana Kasparian now???




Nah but for real, I really hope Chunky Buffalo Yogurt runs. As others have opined, it would be very funny and I would laugh.

 

[Schpoots]

Go for it, Cenk. I want a youtuber president in my life.

 

[Kirklandwarrior]

I like how he goes on another channel that is not the TYT hugbox and the comments are just absolutely shitting on him.

 

[timewave0]

Jenkem Yogurt 2024 baby. A campaign so robust you can practically smell it.

 

[Hal]

Lol didn't he try to run for congress a few years ago? I remember that being a complete disastor for him. He fucked up so bad he got Bernie Sanders to retract his prevouis endorsement for him and got clowned on hard by his rivals because of his numerous past controversies

 

[Zetsubou]

He really wants that pro-beastiality clip back on mainstream television? Because that's all this will accomplish. I can't wait honestly.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Can't wait for Sargon of Cenkad to humiliate himself publicly again and then have all his corpo leftist dollars from Google and others cut as a result. At least Sargon Prime had nothing to lose but his Apple Bee's suit.

 

[Would]

theres no way the yogourt beats biden lmao

is this just an ad for himself and a way to funnel some DNC money?

That and a chance to network with more Clintonites.

 

[Polyboros2]

Chonk thinks if he's on the ticket and Biden croaks, he wins by default. Even if RFK wasn't on the ballot to completely blow him out, and Yogurt swept the primaries, the Democrats would still laugh in his fucking face at the door of the convention before using super delegates to crowd Hilary and/or Newsom.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

is he even allowed to run? immigrants were not allowed to run for president even they have citizenship. or is that wrong?

You have to be a natural born U.S. citizen to run. Naturalized citizens don't count. Cenk literally can't run.

 

[Johnny Salami]

Man I just want someone to ask him where the 1 million Armenians went. Shame Dame Pesos became a faggot

 

[Slime Spewing Spasm Chasm]

Remember when Cenk and his crew were having a meltdown on election night in 2016? Where they got ass blasted so hard that they had to pull strings from their allies at YouTube to make it hard to search up any videos making fun of that fiasco? Remember when Cenk, all of a sudden after being smug about Hillary winning only to internally shit himself as Trump climbed in the poles about, began blaming the Dems for being corporate sellouts who lost touch with their base? He even called TYT the rebel headquarters despite shilling for the biggest establishment candidate throughout the whole election.

And then he walked everything back, did nothing to criticize or challenge the establishment Dems, and shilled for Biden cause if we didn't vote for Ice cream brains then we would lose Democracy fOrEvAr!!11!!!1

Cenk is only as bold as when the checks from the DNC are missing a few zeros, I guarantee he will suddenly and mysteriously change his tune in the coming weeks or at least until the next election once the clear frontrunners against Biden will make it easier to turn into a strawman that will destroy democracy forever.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Sorry Cenk, the Democrats have already chosen their candidate to represent coloreds, er BIPOC like you. A rich white politician born in the 1940s who's so senile he doesn't even know what day it is.

And you WILL vote for him sand nigger, or your ass is grass. Remember your place on the plantation, boy.

Love is Love, Black Lives Matter and Science is Real!

 

[ASeabear8952]

LMAO what a dumbass. Dude wasn’t born here and it seems like his parents weren’t either. He can’t run!

 

[ZipDisk]

Fuckface Cenk couldn't run a post office, and already found out voters don't like his stinkin' ass.

He must have access to some PRIMO SHIT if he thinks he can run for President.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

If only Dame Pesos did not get political brain rot and semi-retire after Trump lost back in 2020. He would have a field day if word came out that Cenk did this.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

How long until they play the clip about him talking about horse cock?

Not long at all. They do to him what the UK did to Sargon