Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Yet he wastes it on twitter. So busy.

He is utterly melting down and completely losing his mind on Xitter. Seething. Malding. Failing even to cope.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Not a crime:

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

He is utterly melting down and completely losing his mind on Xitter. Seething. Malding. Failing even to cope.

No, prude-child, it is YOU who is so upset you can't have dinner with your children and will feed them snacks while you put a torture device on your scrotum to pleasure your wife while she watches Worf in Star Trek.

Enjoy cutting off another friend, incel-child! I never do such a thing. I'm friends with everybody, and there is no drama.

Edit: since Balldork thinks he knows vandalism law, I presume he's wrong and interpreting it in a way to either A. Make it no big deal or B. Find some other lawyer word for vandalism so "It's totally actually not that crime, guys!" while a similar statute is there in Texas.

Almost want to stay up and watch if he does a shitter of a show. There were times I'd stay up for his shows late, but those were for different reasons of enjoyment. Only thing he can pull up now is a bottle.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

He chews bubblegum and sucks dick.

And he ran out of bubblegum years ago.

I recently watched They Live (1988 )for the first time and learned where this iconic meme originates.

I also discovered that Rowdy Roddy Piper was from Saskatchewan.

Spoiler: Movie sperging

For those who haven't seen the movie or its been awhile, the movie is a sci-fi flick where a drifter (Roddy Piper) arrives in town, gets a job on a construction site and sleeps in an open-air homeless camp.

There's a church across the street from the camp. Piper sees some weird activity around the church and sneaks in one day to discover that some laborers from the camp are making pirate radio broadcasts from the church that interrupt usual goyslop TV and warn of a sinister plot.

Later that night, riot police show up en masse, beat the shit out of everyone, ransack the church and bulldoze the camp.

Piper returns the next day, sneaks back into the church and takes out a cardboard box that he noticed on his previous visit. Escaping the church, he opens the box in a back alley to realize that it's filled with cheap sunglasses.

He takes a pair and puts them on while walking around downtown. The glasses work as X-ray vision of sorts, revealing half of the humans on the street are aliens in disguise and all billboards, newspapers, magazines, television are subliminal messaging to keep humans subjugated.

Piper freaks out with the redpilling, causing minor incidents at a newsstand and convenience store filled with aliens. Some of the aliens realize he can see them with the glasses and call the police.

Two police officers corner him. He tussles with them in an alley and ends up shooting them both. He then takes their shotgun from their squad car.

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No we finally reach our iconic line.

Trying to get off the street after killing two cops in broad daylight, he gets off the street by entering an open building, which just happens to be a bank with shotgun in hand.

Our hero mutters his iconic line, takes fire from a security guard and proceeds to waste all the aliens he detects with his glasses in the bank before continuing to flee.

The line and the scene where it originates from is pretty corny and dumb.

I personally always associated it with Duke Nukem since it was more in my timeline.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is now all in defending Riley on Twitter.

Rekieta is disagrees with Riley as to whether what he did was vandalism. Riley says it is, but Rekieta says "not vandalism under Texas Law." (archive)

Rekieta also says showing up outside the business isn't trespassing if he didn't enter it.

Remind me if I'm wrong, but:

• Didn't Rekieta hide in the Blaze building when Ethan Ralph was standing outside and wasn't allowed in?
• Didn't Nick post on Twitter mocking how Ralph was "turned away by security" and snapping pictures from inside the building like a bitch instead of going downstairs and facing him?
  
• Didn't Ralph have to eventually flee across the street to a 7-Eleven or whatever because he was told to leave and because he believed police were called?
• Isn't the Blaze in Texas, the same state where Rekieta insists Riley wasn't trespassing because he didn't enter the building?

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Eric is a little dramatic, but he has a right to when Dick and Vito “joked” around by trying to get him into costly litigation.

@Null Riley has decided to go to Eric’s place of business and Mr. July responded that Riley is a creepy fuck who could’ve been shot by security during active hours if Riley didn’t stalk about the place of work before going in at off hours.
Nick is also balding and licking whiskey bottles like they’re Energii King’s penis. Please take the picture of Nick balding in previous posts to show on the MATI Rekieta segment to highlight how he is morphing into Dick Masterson in real time.

 

[Potatoherder]

I recently watched They Live (1988 )for the first time and learned where this iconic meme originates.

The fight scene between Roddy and Keith David is the best ever to be shot on film.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Tomorrow's Mati will be entertaining, Nick is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Atlictoal]

I'm really unhappy with that Riley faggot joining the drama. He is just dull. The most interesting thing he did in his life was try to bully Null

 

[200MB]

Tomorrow's Mati will be entertaining, Nick is the gift that keeps on giving.

There's still time for Nick to smear more shit on himself. Stream starts in 35 minutes.

 

[Neetorino]

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Wait, haven't we seen this behavior before somewhere else? Replying several comments deep on shit that's not directly related to him to people who have little to no interactions? That sounds an awful lot like Christopher "Vito the Pedo" Gesualdi! Nick, are all of your behaviors just aping those of the people around you at that immediate time? This is kinda pathetic my guy, of all the behaviors you could copy, it's Vito's desperate clawing at Xitter replies for any crumbs of attention remaining just to pump those numbers. So fucking sad.

haha. hehe. rofl. lol.

Rekeita certainly has a habit of ending most of his tweets like that so he can say he's not taking things too seriously and follow up with his usual U MAD BRO style gotcha's.

It is simply that he's so not mad that he needs to inform everyone that he's laughing with each and every reply. It's the Internet, can't be going around showing how mad you are at it. That'd just be an optical nightmare!


Also sticking those broken attachments in here just so they're preserved.

 

[Anticipointment]

It looks like she had an upper blepharoplasty to remove saggy skin from her upper eyelids — the eyes are remarkably more open, and that doesn’t come naturally. Perhaps also buccal fat removal, a trendy but extremely ill-advised treatment. But the dead eyes are giving heroin chic.

Kind of like how the Olsen twins ruined their faces.

Nick continued to peddle the blatant lie that all OF girls are making hundreds of thousand/mo.

Stats for 2023 onlyfans earnings:

The top 1% of accounts make 33% of all the money, and the top 10% of accounts make 73% of all the money.

The median accounts earn about $180/month.

https://influencermarketinghub.com/glossary/onlyfans/

He keeps saying that everyone of a certain age considers sex work completely normal and that conservatives are missing the boat by not understanding that.

Lots of people say you can change your gender but lol, no.

This is the same nigger who went from “Pedos GDIAF” to being chums with Vito and having a big laugh over Drexel grooming a child and how devastated the victim’s mother was when she found out. I put nothing past this drunk pig.

Also has compared himself to Tiger Woods & Jesus Christ.

I like that Eric July almost called Nick a fucking faggot but stopped at the “f” sound & later said lets say “maggot”.

 

[TexOffender]

There's still time for Nick to smear more shit on himself. Stream starts in 35 minutes.
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Responding to stuff like Erics video usually gets him a lot of views so i don't think he'll be able to resist.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Nick has been raging on Twitter up to about 20 minutes before his stream is supposed to start if you want a spoiler as to how this is probably going to go.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Only thing he can pull up now is a bottle.

up his ass.

Nick has been raging on Twitter up to about 20 minutes before his stream is supposed to start if you want a spoiler as to how this is probably going to go.

Very becoming of a 41-year-old father of 5. What a child.

Hope he ends up R. Budd Dwyering himself on stream.

 

[200MB]

Responding to stuff like Erics video usually gets him a lot of views so i don't think he'll be able to resist.

Nick has been raging on Twitter up to about 20 minutes before his stream is supposed to start if you want a spoiler as to how this is probably going to go.

I think he's really gonna be pushing this "Eric came at me because I was disloyal." narrative.

Edit: Never mind. Eric muscled his way onto the stream and Nick is shitting himself.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

"I don't ascribe the actions of fans to creators"

...Nick Rekieta, not understanding that Riley isn't just fan but.


EDIT: Eric July is in the chat and wants on.
Edit 2: Here we fucking go.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Time to watch Mr. Heat Allergy try to weasel his way out of this

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Rekieta is trying to pull the "Talk to me in DMs" thing with Eric July live on air, I don't think July is going to let it slide though.